Vodka comes from the barrel of a gun

Posted on October 16, 2012 by AHC McDonald

We have a great bottleshop in Embleton. (Although you’d think I’d rate a free stubbie holder after all the piss I’ve bought.) Anyway, it caters for all tastes. At (I think $400) do they sell? Apparently yes. A dude bought two. One for each hip.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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20 Responses to Vodka comes from the barrel of a gun

  1. skink says:
    October 16, 2012 at 7:01 am

    is KAM-HNKOB Russian for ‘complete knob’ ?

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  2. Tullio says:
    October 16, 2012 at 9:23 am

    So, how many shots? Boom-boom.

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  3. mancey says:
    October 16, 2012 at 10:17 am

    Awaiting the better homes and gardens segment when they turn one of the empties into a “funky” neon wall hanging or something

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  4. rottobloggo says:
    October 16, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    I’m looking forward to the Swan Stout bottle.

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  5. Beef says:
    October 16, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Every home should have one.
    You can almost guarantee the bogan who buys this will have a whole Facebook album entitled “gun vodka madness”,

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  6. PeteF? says:
    October 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Nobody gives a fuck about bottleo hatred sites like this & guncontrolaustralia etc. It just truly brings nothing but bad news for the industry & creates a complaint platform, where un-cultured, inexperienced comedians like you get together to shove your opinions down keen adventurous punters throats. Think you’re a gun nut? Take a tip from a Published Industry flogger. Don’t spread hate, leave your weapons at the door, don’t give bottleshops a rating according to your own tastes, and leave the little guy alone. Because guess what, that bottlo got the highest rating in the closest to home category, by an editor who lives nearby & sticks up your ass. End Rant!

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  7. Legend 101 says:
    October 17, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    This is gold!

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