How do you get to heaven?
If you’re a P-Plater you speed along Great Eastern Hwy to Perth with your leg out your window:
Take a dip in an untreated water body:
Go to a Sunday session where the “prize” is salvation:
I look forward to your joining me at my special table.
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Did NF#1 take that photo?
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Photographic gold all mine. THANK you.
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The one OF you has NF#1 all over it.
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I took it with my mind, which couldn’t fit in my enormous halo.
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So your mind can’t frame or focus?
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I reckon you probably know what you’re talking about.
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Perth isn’t Heaven? This is not going to go down well with the Perth Now comments section.
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Yair. How to get to heaven mate first step is FUCK OFF
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I can see we’re heading towards Great Eastern Highway here.
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What’re you lookin’ at cunt?
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Practice!
No wait, that doesn’t work.
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Sitting with all your friends?
/jk
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