Our associate Bento might be a rainmaker, but at least he is in the Lynne Truss mould when it comes to punctuation: he captured this heinous WAToady screenshot (respect):
It’s enough to make you want to do an Echo Newspapers black flip (photo agreeably blurry as per Outrage style):
This has been on the FaceTube: even teh spellchecker might not have saved Rashelle. It is allegedly from a Smelbourne newspaper:
And Perth’s elite straight male escort Josh Chase has a particular clientele in mind.
My lovelies, the prices seem high. Mr Chase offers a Happy Ending – but doesn’t say what happens at the end. I think you’ll agree Shazza or Poor Lisa or vegan or RubyRuby or Jane Z should go undercover to find out, and then report back to The Worst of Perth. Not clear if he offers Spanish, Greek, Bulgarian, or Shetland. “As our society has evolved into a more egalitarian and a less judgmental one women have been afforded opportunities to explore dimensions that heretofore had been generally open only to men,” Mr Chase says. Whoa! He’ll be using the word whilst next!
While the TWOP wymmin get their rocks off, I read. Literature surpasses all. I soar, like a weagle, on the cultural thermals. I am deep in a tome I snapped up for $5 at the UWA book sale. Sample bit: “The wounded were beginning to come back from Gallipoli and a member suggested that the Club should be turned into a military hospital; but the committee felt that there were too many difficulties and did nothing about it.”
The Worst of Perth 
“Raunchy Images Shock Mother”. Loving this one, in all of it’s News of the World-meets-Western Suburbs glory and suggestions of drowsy-eyed self-abusers, dreaming of Brazilianised vaginas. I was going to worst this separately, but fits with today’s theme on several counts.
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There’s a little Hugh Cudlipp in any decent reporter :-)
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Brazilianised vaginas on the front page of the Post! The onanists have won.
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Them or the Great Whites. Must be the first Post front page not to feature the toothsome terrorists in weeks.
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I like that the images will come back to haunt them after they’ve become models, actresses, politicians… or even mothers themselves
Were their choices that limited before they started taking pictures of themselves in their sumptuous bathrooms, or is it cause and effect?
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Perhaps they need to spend money with Mr Chase.
Are you taking up the TWOP challenge?
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Insufficiently effluent, sorry
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Yoyo sales spin. Heh.
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What’s wrong with newspapers?
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Nothing, little buddy! They are the best thing since sliced bread and will be with us forever!
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Because being a gerbilist means no website is NSFW.
Now I know why I’ve always wanted to be effluent
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It’s gerbalist, actually, thanks, Orbea.
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Afflict the cumftable, cumforth the afflicted
I stand for the undiedog
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“My ignorance is inexcusable, too”
if only all the readers of The West Australian were so honest.
and the journalists
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Louche
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Effluent. It’s right up his alley.
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BYO hand cleanser
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Should have clicked on the link before I commented. I see he’s offering something called striping. Wonder what that involves?
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And groundbreaking sex. Aahhahahahaha. OMG, that site just keeps giving. Where do I send the cheque.
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I believe ‘striping’ is a euphemism for ‘skid mark’
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My favourite bit about our Mr Chase is where (in the FAQs) he claims he understands women may be nervous upon first meeting and recommends relaxing with “drinks and snakes”. Now I’m no fucking expert on women, but it seems unlikely the introduction of snakes to a date (even one you’re paying for) will ultimately prove relaxing.
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If she doesn’t balk at a couple of King Cobras, she will be quite at ease when the trouser snake emerges later.
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Oh it’s you.
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Please turn to page 81.
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Click to access paper.pdf
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yes, i did that.
do you think it’s a joke?
or a nutter?
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The rot set in once she let Tarquin start fraternising with those public school floozies, with their two-tone hair and their silent ‘h’-es.
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yes, even public schools!
oh, the shame, the shame.
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“Cancel, for goodness sake, plans to go out to that fundraiser for Siberian tigers or the football dinner party on the weekend….”
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Soooooo, pisstake?
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cohenesque?
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It does remind me of this old classic.
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Write to the Post demanding ANSWERS. They may even publish your letter on the front page.
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And what’s with the pic of tht WA today columnist? I think it’s meant to look like he’s pondering deeply, but he really just looks like a metrosexual doing duckface.
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Sorry, along with ‘nice smile’, ‘nice arms’, ‘good speller’ is on my list.
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Damn. I was hoping you’d go the other half in a “couple” with me. But then he may have to pay us.
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How could you be in a couple with Poor Lisa? You’re both women – it doesn’t make sence!!.
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Just apply peach cooler…to the genitals. It can happen.
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was that Julian Assange on a Juliet balcony?
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Doing a John Innman impersonation? He really should have gone with “I’m not free!”
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Besides his desire to attract ‘effluent’ clients, Josh Chase is a plagiarist. His FAQ’s, and his ‘About’ page are stolen from the American site http://www.malecourtesan.com. Armand Chase, owns that site and has had it up for years. Apparently, Mr. Josh Chase couldn’t even think of an original last name, since he also borrowed that. I can say from firsthand experience that Armand Chase is an amazing man who delivers on his promises.
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Well-spotted, Q.O., although the pages are not exactly the same.
I see Armand says: “Introduce a woman the amazing person she truly is”, while our Josh is better with: “Introduce a woman to the amazing person she truly is”.
I’m pleased to see Josh no longer offers snaks.
Josh has “visited over 20 countries”, and Armand has “visited over 30 countries”, but they both say “My experiences living and working as a local in the myriad of different cultures helped mould me into a worldly and cultured gentleman.”
Perhaps Armand copied Josh? Perhaps they bought the words from a freelance journalist? I will contact both in an effort to set the facts straight.
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Armand has replied…I am looking forward to Josh’s account of the matter.
Hi David,
Thank you for your inquiry and for wanting clarification. The copy on my website is completely mine. I had a professional web copy writer help me proof it and i can have them write to you and confirm this. I have many male companions from time to time copy my website and copy. It’s frustrating and I try to find the copyright infringers and report it to google but don’t always find them until someone points it out. I am cc companion Josh here so he can see what i have written you. It’s very unprofessional when someone steals your words. I hope josh reads this. There are some other companions I found recently who did the same and I am waiting for them to take it down after I sent them an email requesting they do this or I would report them to google.
If you need proof that it is my web copy, all you need to do to is use a cached web pages website like web archive that has a record of the copy from when it was first live. You can see mine here:
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://malecourtesan.com/
Josh, please remove my copyrighted copy or I will report you to google. You have 3 days to take it down.
Thank you David for bringing this to my attention!
If you need any more proof, please feel free to request it.
Thank you!
Armand
Sent from my iPhone
On Jan 12, 2013, at 6:29 PM, dcohen@amnet.net.au wrote:
Dear Messers Chase,
I hope you are well and business is good.
I am not looking to hire either of you but hope you can help with a query.
In August we looked at Josh’s website on The Worst of Perth blog:
Now a reader has pointed out the similarities in some of the words on your websites:
I pointed out to the reader Armand could have copied Josh, or you both could have bought words from a freelance journalist.
What is the case, so I may inform The Worst of Perth readers?
By the way, let me say “Well done!” on making it hard for people to copy the words on your pages!
Yours sincerely,
David Cohen
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Apparently nothing from Josh.Guess that says something about him.
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I will call him.
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So? Any news?
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calling won’t work. need to go undercover like when the cricket match-fixers were exposed. look forward to the story.
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You mean lure DFOC to a bugged room at the Guildford Hotel? Oh, make that The ‘Ling.
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sorry to revive a dead topic but why isn’t anyone commenting about Natasha’s letter to the agony aunt/uncle combo about here video snafu
by the sounds of it she was one of the ladies on the western suburbs teenagers phone
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I do know a friend who had ‘ Josh’ recently as a birthday gift. However it was the disappointment as the self declared Latin lover turned out to be an average looking Indian bloke. BTW it seems that Mr.Chase likes to copy content from other sites:
http://perthmaleescort.com.au/services/
http://www.braylonlandon.info/infofiles/servicesinfo.html
http://perthmaleescort.com.au/about-me/
http://www.privateguys.com.au/vaughn_silk.php
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