Hugh Jass finds the culture wars are still raging in his local laundro. I believe we have had stuff from there before? I can’t believe that I won’t not-not sweep..? Anyway. Ya wee faggotty dog.
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The Worst of Perth 
Dont they mean Your a Faggot!
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I wonder, is the author in question also the artist responsible for the smiley face?
Anyway, don’t the Scotts eat faggot?
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not that there’s anything wrong with that
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faggot scots.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm
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A-a-a-h-h!
The memories!
The butcher next door to where I lived as a kid killed his own pork and lamb and used almost the whole of the animal: Sweetbreads, sausages, brawn, faggots etc. from the scraps and innards.
Cheap foods for the cash strapped.
Flavours to savour.
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I spent a while wondering what a Glasgow Box was
I thought it might be a euphemism for ‘scotch cunt’
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All over a pair of gold lame underpants., those Glasgie boys. Now coming back to our Cuzz, apparently he scoffed all the drugs at Graylands and had to be turfed out.
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so he’s 100% definitely going to let it be swept under the carpet. Glasgow ai’nt what it used to be.
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No, he can’t won’t not let. Big difference.
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Leave Ben Alone
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No no no – he can’t believe that someone thinks he will not let. He seems determined to show them that in fact he will.
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And what exactly would be stolen from this scotch egg at the laundry? A kilt and sporran set? Certainly not any underwear.
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his freedom? maybe someone slipped some undies into his laundry?
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His freedom. Heh.
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Unless there is a full stop after thinks?
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Why is Ben charged with intent to supply? Is 4 grams of meth a lot???
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2g is enough: item 82 of Sch V to the Misuse of Drugs Act 1982
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It’s a logarithmic scale. Depends on initial rectum size.
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I try to hide my cigarettes there but Krazy Kym always detects them.
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You will insist on buying Horizon 50s, though.
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I think he may be a Winnie (Blue? Red?) man, when he can’t get Double Happiness.
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Why would you hide your ciggies in Benny Cousins’s bum?
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Because they smell terrible!
Wait…
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Cameron found your cigarete butts in our garden. We were all disgusted. BTW, will be reporting a union official for smoking here. True story.
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Shockingly irresponsible parenting: I am calling The Sunday Crimes.
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7yo sees cigarette butts in “Wot the fuck” shocker?
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“Ben’s rectum rang alarm bells – Police.”
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Well the chorus to the main song in Kenny Buzzin the musical is now set in mud.
“He’s rough and he’s tough, an sticks things up his arse”
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As the Punch predicts the comic aspects of Our Cuzz’s “behaviour” are coming to an end in the sad tragic.
http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/cheering-ben-cousins-into-the-abyss/
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Is ‘rectum’ analogous for ‘Esperance’?
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Totes. You have to go in via South Hedland though.
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gae
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Also “heh”.
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Does the smiley face in the “O” of “FAGGOT” tend to not won’t undermine the message?
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nah, just looks like an idiot.
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Between the grandma writing and the poor grammar don’t think anyone would give a stuff
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