Rule 1 of car graphics, is of course to imply that your car is fast enough to cause flame, not that it might be on fire in your driveway. Second rule is, don’t make it look like it’s a high speed reversing specialist. This cheetah advancing ringhole first into the Maylands savannah traffic is disconcerting. Once upon a time, this would have in a kind of Pavlovian style, invoked jokes about Italian tanks.
This could almost be in the carpark for Swallow, aka MadKuntz, aka Knobgoblin if the micro bar still wasn’t finished. Auteured by TomSellecksMoustache. And by the way, what the fuck is a Sangrurian?
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Hang on a minute… This was captured only metres away from the ‘car on fire in driveway.’
Is Maylands putting itself forward as a hub for dumb car graphics?
BTW: This post is already top 5 on Google for Sangrurian.
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And the higher links don’t really make it any clearer.
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Doesn’t it just refer to folks from Sangrur?
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Ahh Sangrur, place of no interesting features, resources, places of note. Also not birthplace of any interesting or famous people. The Maylands of India?
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Maylands: Hilton of the North.
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Worthy of an honorary doctorate?
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I am not able to discuss that.
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Damn. You beat me to it. Nice work, Orbs.
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if u dont know about sangrur then keep ur mouth close….
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… and your enemies closer?
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sang
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plz also look at Novocastrian soon :)
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haa haaaa this could the worst comment i ever heard by any so called aussie ,,ohh sorry not even an aussie but a person who couldn’t do anything for himself in his own country …..n ran a like a pussy to con-land……no ethics no brain and on top of it no idea abt himself … calling his own motherland all this bullshit ….u r the biggest coward ..MATE…
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To … Con-land?
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Miss lazy…. Sangrur is one of d old city in punjab…. Famous personalities from sangrur:
Jet airways honour is frm sangrur.
Punjabi movies comedians like binnu dhillon, rana ranbir, bhagwant mann. Dey
all r from sangrur….
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It is good to know.
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U gotta live in a place to know…. not necessary famous ppl are interesting. why go further than U ……r u famous more importantly are u interesting ??????? INTROSPECT
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Am I interesting? Ask the haiku committee. I agree you have to live there. On the other hand, you should never have a cheetah going backwards on your car.
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miss lazy……….. ur name tells dat ur lazy like ur name……… if u dont know about sangrur………. den keep ur mouth shut……..got it……….
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You can’t even ask about Sangrur?
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That’s the first rule of Sangrur.
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I was going to ask if there were any prominent chicen farmers in the area, but now I’m not sure if I should.
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tu salya amb lene aa sangrur to
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Shit! Some people get things arse backwards.
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only driven backwards
Nair, URG, Nas
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Or its Gina’s attempt at spelling Sontaran?
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Just don’t Nair your arse. Not recommended.
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On a more positive note, it is not in a lounge room.
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not yet.
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I don’t think having it outside where we have to see it qualifies as a positive.
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It does if it’s your lounge room.
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I assume this goes some way towards an explanation.
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Oh that makes it totally clear.
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I’m guessing his loony bun is fine Benny Lava too.
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I saw the youtube clip for this gag just yesterday Snuff. Funny!
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A true classic.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainmaker
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Sangrurotard
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“This cheetah advancing ringhole first…”
reminds me of that old saying: “faster than a cheetah’s asshole”.
ok, it’s not really old, I just made it up and am using it from now on. thanks.
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My hubby graham who shall remain nameless, always said our rottweiler’s ass was fast, knew I should have got him a cheetah for valentine’s day.
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The Secret Diary of Mark McGowan (aged nearly 45)
Although I was very tired when I woke up this morning, I visited Maylands today to meet (again) with Alannah McTiernan vis-a-vis her return to my cabinet as a planning advisor. Al was in the neighbourhood planning her new drinking hole, which was kind of apt as it’s exactly that sort of hands on approach I want to see used by my advisors when I become premier.
To show that I am a man always on the go, I went in my Sangrurian car – a cleverly devised mobile marking tool to show Barnett and the boys that while I may appear to be a bit dopey, a bit off the money and the bluntest knife in the cutlery draw, I am in fact as fast and as bloodthirsty (metaphorically, that is) as a cheetah. Of course some may argue that to be sanguine is not the same as being sangrurine – especially as there is no such word as sangrurine (or Sangrurian for that matter). And heaven knows I tried to point this out to the guys down in Rockingham who did the paint job. However, when I raised this issue with them (and the fact puss seems to be running backwards), they refused to fix it, saying they would smack my teeth in before taking the vehicle back and making any necessary adjustments in order to avoid any confusion. I for one believed them – just last week some tattooed bogan checkout bitch at Coles in Rockingham did in fact smack me in the teeth when I argued that she had charged too much for my carton of No-doz. Gee, they’re a tough bunch down there – better to live with their mistakes than make any objections, even if it means having people think that one can’t spell.
Al was her usual self, wild eyed and full of helpful hints, although I’m not sure she was totally sold by my latest planning idea – shifting government departments to places like Bunbury and Albany, where there are limited resources for bureaucrats (including tougher access to other departments), crap libraries and slow broadband. As I bravely stated to The Worst, it’s silly having the regional development department in Hay St when we can put it in an actual, real live region. Al seemed to be going along with it until I mentioned relocating the planning department to Karratha. “What?” she screamed. “I’m not going near that cunt of a place. And have you met any of the people up there? (I must admit, I haven’t). They’re a bunch of arseholes – couldn’t plan a fuck in a Rockingham brothel.”
I wasn’t sure if there were any brothels in Rockingham – certainly I wasn’t aware of any (despite being an ex navy man) – so I changed tact, promising I would establish a new Department for Alcohol in Maylands. “That’s more like it,” she said. “We can run a shuttle bus between it and the Vincent town council office on Friday afternoons – that way drinking and council issues can be tackled at the one sitting. No need to send the local government department to Albany.”
Yes, it was a constructive day – one that will lead to the resolution of many planning issues and show that the new look WA Labor Party under my stewardship is one of reform (although I’m still not sure what that exactly means … I asked Eric Ripper about it and he just gave me one of those buck toothed grins before spitting at Ben Wyatt).
Still, it was a pity I forgot to tell my spin docs to arrange a shot of Al and myself with Sangrurian. Certainly it would have made a more impressive photo than the one of us slurping coffee at some crappy joint in Mt Lawley.
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Can McGowan really afford to be seen at Alannah’s bar MadKuntz? Won’t there be factional problems. Won’t it be a betrayal of Rockingham Tapas Cunt Hole Doodle?
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We’ll only know when we find out where Lillijana stands on the iissue.
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Tackless.
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Christ on a bike. By Design on Radio National. What shit. Kitchen tables? Truly the Sangrirotard of radio.
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Sangurin, whats that even mean?
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This “amazing” car is up for sale for the “bargain” price of $3500. Found this site when I wanted to know what the hell sangrurian mean
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/perth-region/cars/holden-commodore-sedan-auto-white-very-reliable-/1003328711
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Fuck I can almost afford this. FUCK
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Whip out yer Visa, J-J.
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those belong to sangrur they called them self sangrurian……..like australian ……..aussie
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What the hell does an aussie mean?
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Notable people of Sangrur
The two Punjab Chief Ministers belong to sangrur were Surjit Singh Barnala and Rajinder Kaur Bhathal
Late Lala Brish Bhan was the chief minister of PEPSU.
Senior akali leader and former Union cabinet minister Sukhdev Singh Dhindsa also hails from Sangrur.
Udham Singh, an Indian independence activist, best known for assassinating Michael O’Dwyer in March 1940 was born in Shahpur Kalan village in Sunam Tehsil of Sangrur District.
Sangrur District has huge number of artists which includes Ali Akbar(the music director), Rana Ranbir(Actor/Comedian), Binnu Dhillon(Actor/Comedian), Mintu Dhuri(Punjabi Singer), Lovely Nirman(Punjab Singer), Bhupinder Mann (Punjabi folk singer), Pargat singh (the lyricist).
Places to visit in Sangrur
District Sangrur has many places of historical & religious importance including Gurudwaras and Hindu Temples. Gurudwara Nankiana Sahib, Gurudwara Akoi Sahib, Kali Devi Temple, Gurudwara Mastuana Sahib. It has a unique religious monuments called Samadh Baba Nagan where Parkash of Shri Guru Granth Sahib and Holi Gita are present. Daily hundreds of sikhs and hindus pray there and their all wishes are fulfilled. A well planned Banasar (Bagh) Garden in the north of the city with an attractive marble Baradari (Building which has 12 doors) is a popular picnic spot. It also has a small zoo which is closed now. War Heroz stadium is also situated adjoining Banasar Bagh. Hockey, Athletics and Boxing played by young persons and government provide sports coaches for the training of these young and growing-up Youth of City Sangrur. BSNL Park is also one of the main attractions in Sangrur.
for more info. visit :
http://www.sangrurian.com/page/history-of-sangrur/
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Isn’t Roger Binny from a Sangrurian slum?
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Ausie too LAzy to read too
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You got that right. I only write (commended) haiku.
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Think before you speak you idiot
Learn to cook to gain respect
By the way what the fuck is an aussie?
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Is the Sangrurian way. I don’t like it. It is like French people.
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BABE DA THULUUUUU
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SANGRURIAN is a word that can make an unknown comedian famous. It not only ignites a debate but shows the cheap trick used by a rot to become popular. Commenting or downgrading someone by his race, gender or background is the worst racism one can do and The Lazy Aussie has done exactly that through his comments. I feel sorry for you “Lazy Comedian” this won’t take you very far in life.
– by a Sangrurian living in Canada
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What rubbish. Have done no such thing. The dude had an embarrassing paint job on his car. That’s all. There is no racism in the post or the comments.
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lol embarrassing paint job on car ?
Cheetah is official animal of Sangrurian. We use it as a rainmaker. Back or forwards same result.
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Rainmaker!!! We have those too, except they make things go up, not come down.
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And they have juliet balconies.
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Between the unfocused rage, the lateness to the party, the pride in their unremarkable backwater and A-listers, and the poor comprehension, it looks to me like moronic Sangrurians and moronic Western Australians have much in common.
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I was thinking exactly the same thing. Another common feature is how it’s helping google index rank the post higher and higher in searches for Sangruria every time they link to it.
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What the fuck’s a Canada?
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Considering that Pakistani/Indian/Bangladeshi are absolute racists, especially within their own country and within the many agglomerations of ‘sub-continent’ ex-patriots, it does not behove anyone who originates from those societies to accuse others of discrimination.
Yes – I have spent time there.
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Well especially without actually reading the post or comments.
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by “a rot” ?
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http://www.sangrurian.com/persons/?type=politicians
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Did you try mid tier Chicen farmers?
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fuddu aa sala lazy aussie ehnu kuj ni pta sale nu ,,, ehnu ki pta BABE DA THULUUUU…………………………… :)))))))))))))))))))
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hahaha well done 22 :)
nw he/she jo vi hai google te search kru what is “Cthulu DA THULUUUU” :P
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Actually you are making this post rate higher on Google for searches of Sangrurian every time you comment.
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Wow you are getting trolled by actual Sangrurians
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Exotic country bumpkins.
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From misty Kal East?
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bai eh sale di bhen fassi hoyi aa sangrurian nal , menu pta chal gya
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I hate to laugh at Indians fleeing/attacking a rampaging leopard. But I did.
Come to think of it, the headlines made me laugh, too. Laughs all ’round!
Leopard strays into Meerut, sparks frenzy before taking refuge in hospital room
http://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/one-person-injured-by-stray-leopard-in-meerut/article1-1187407.aspx
Leopard on the loose in Meerut yet to be caught, injures seven people
http://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/leopard-strays-into-meerut-injures-seven-people/article1-1187581.aspx
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