It is one of the most extraordinary photos ever sent in, but I just couldn’t post it straight out. Some form of filtering had to be used.
A man wearing only a gstring lies face down on top of a bus (crack forward). I thought it was a blow-up, but no. The straight photo was just so outre that I didn’t have the heart to post it. Perhaps the dude didn’t realise he was in full view of the public. By Rob F. Fremantle.
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The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
Sunburnt/obese?
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Somewhere to park the Malvern Star
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Dude. No need to censor. That’s just how we roll in these parts.
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I knew no shoes, but no pants too?
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It’s only a small step from cheesecloth to nothing.
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G string is pants no?
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undies
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bathers?
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undies.
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If the bloke on top is de-frockin – don’t come a knockin
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In other news, Manpower’s skydiving team building exercise went horribly wrong last weekend…
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Or it could be some kind of biblical style plague. Freo could be covered in “fallen angels”.
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To fight Western burbs demons.
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something to do with the festival opening?
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he is a festival opening
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Does my bum look big on this?
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Like the back end of a bus.
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Just another day in Fremantle. Eurotrash backpacker?
We can’t handle the Worst?
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This looks Shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few Shops in my time.
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Is that you Cracksie ? Toilets are blocked left , right and centre and you’re up there using the free ultraviolet sanitizer.
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How silly.
The surf lifesavers show just as much bum when rowing.
How puerile, petty and prudish.
What’s the problem with unintentionally challenging mediaeval attitudes to the human body?
It seems to me that, with all the more serious and critical problems facing our society, this is just pathetic.
Especially the tatty image manipulation.
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It’s more than that. It’s the vibe of the whole scene man.
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ffs Rolly, why not just come right out and say it…
“This is my husbands butt crack on that bus….. So tell me what, “nerd or Geek” goes around our suburbs looking for unusual and strange “things” and thinks it’s so cool and funny, at someone’s else’s expense. You are a sad bunch of lonely twats!!!!!
PS yes my husbands butt is huge but he earns a F##K load more money than you will ever see in your life time!!! Not you Greg. CHEERS”
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I guess that I spent too long in Europe to even notice such things, unless someone points them out.
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I can picture Rolly on the Baravan letting it all hang out…
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I thought the protest was a little vehemnt. Also made me think that what goes on on the roof of a Baravan, stays on the roof of a Baravan…
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Or showing off his shortcomings, Shazza?
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NothingVery little to see here – move along please.LikeLike
Spot the difference:
male
face down
on a bus not a train
not Aboriginal
heavily filtered
whaddaya know
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The difference is the person who posted it. The Outrage redemption would def have run it back crack and all full screen hi def. Also, I know Rob F said totally viewable from the street, but I din’t see the scene myself so prefer to be cautious.
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It’s strange, but I find this less confronting than “Couchette.” I am fully aware of the Hypocrisy of my view.
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Not hypocritical. Whatever the fuck Mr Nude is doing up there, he’s nowhere near as vulnerable as the subject of the other picture. Although she was in no danger of falling far, I suppose.
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he’s white, he’s male – what is vulnerable about that?
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and probably conscious.
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why is the whole scene shopped? is it some alignment of twops that our retinas cannot cope?
or is it tla’s editorial instinct?
The AFP should totally investigate.
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the latter. whoever wants to see the real photo (and it’s wild daddyo) I will send them a personal pic.
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does look like a fairly plump rump, i have to say
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Yep send to me I want to see if it’s anyone I know.
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ok
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Seriously? You censored that? I can see less in the actual shot. And besides the surrounding landscape is remarkable.
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you know them?
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As if I’d know a bum in a parking lot.
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That’s n… never mind.
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Bosch like no?
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AlanBond
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Crack forward but sausage up or down?
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soss down. Even more disturbingly somehow.
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I am trying to think of circumstances when “the roof of a bus” would strike me as a place to take a nap, clothed or not.
Thus far “passed out drunk” is all I’ve got, although I think at that point I wouldn’t have the coordination to manage the climb.
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There’s a towel. It seems to be tanning or sunbathing. Why he didn’t put the towel on the grass is more the question.
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In a city renowned for being swaddled with umpteen billion miles of magnificent pristine beaches “the roof of a bus” sounds like a particularly perverse location for sunbathing. A bit like heading to New Orleans for the food, drinks and music at the airport.
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It’s Fremantle. We’re an independent republic.
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Oh yes BSWAM, heard quite a nice line on Bluebloods the other night in reference to government. Something about “those hillbillies upstate.” Thought you might like.
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Maybe he’s waiting for the satellites Google Maps use to pass overhead..
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Ahh. Now THIS makes sense.
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Perhaps yesterday’s not worst was a clue ? Or, it is Rolly.
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I note DFOC hasn’t commented today, and he spends an awful lot of time bumming around.
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Busy hoovering up the news for next week’s POST. I do have a story in tomorrow’s edition about a man arrested and charged with indecent assault after groping a woman’s buttocks.
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It can happen. totally.
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If
womenwimmin don’t want their buttocks groped, then they should not take them to places where gropers might be located: i.e. almost everywhere, but especially feminist gatherings.LikeLike
And right on cue, Ugly NZ has chimed in a with a parachuting double here and here.
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Or perhaps he did realise he was in full view of the public and that’s just how he rolls…
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It was DFOC?
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Air on a G-String?
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To avoid that unsightly Whiter Shade of Pale?
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The weird thing was it was on the same day as a well known Freo street festival and there were literally hundreds of people walking up same street where his booty was in full view.
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Bummer!
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It was DFOC.
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NF#1. A lot of speculation has been had. Is this you? PLEASE confirm/deny
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This is a bit of a rude article!
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Bummer, dude
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