Come friends, let us clear the decks spiritually as well as physically for the new year ahead. Let the panini maker be scraped of burnt cheese with a sense of freedom. Let the grey green scum of mould be lifted in a sense of peace and harmony. Your sealable containers will be binned with love not rancour. I have laminated a picture of your skidmarks in the toilet bowl to guide you to the true path of toilet brushing for 2012. HOWEVER, the use of the microwave is and will ALWAYS remain a right and not a fucking privilege moron. AND IT WILL BE REMOVED BY ME -WHO HAS NO AUTHORITY TO DO SO- IF NOT CLEANED. By DMc.
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Nice Collection youve got there, My nan has those ones aswell.
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The faux Tupperware
On stairway to hell before
The binman cometh.
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All along same wire coathangers – the plurry things breed.
They’re worse than flaming cockroaches.
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This is a regular occurance in my workplace. Strangely, they never actually throw the containers out, instead returning them to the draw from whence they came. Such empty threats. It would be more effective to set them on fire in front of the building or something. People might take it seriously.
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Fair enough, LS, although that seems a tad harsh just for not taking their containers.
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Probably is a little harsh Snuff, but I probably wouldn’t be so harsh if they didn’t make such a song and dance of it for no reason.
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Oops. Now I see you meant set the containers on fire. Perhaps.
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Surely those Glad numbers with the blue lids are disposable by design. You may as well be washing out the old Chinese restaurant containers and putting them out for collections.
Any unclaimed loose bits of Glad Wrap?
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“lose a thong mate?”
“nah, found one”
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Looking closely at these containers, I wonder whether they are the “stolen” containers from kitchens of offices where I have worked. And this is where conspiracy theories about the Tupperware Vortex arise…
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‘Thank you’ is pretty passive-aggressive, only ‘Thank You’ could be worse really
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we have a sign like that in the kitchen at uni. The funny thing is, that while the containers change year after year, the same piece of paper has been used for 4 years now…
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I think that round red one at the front is mine. Where was this photo taken?
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At the other end of the tupperware vortex from where you left it… there’s a parallel one that runs from every washing machine to the land of odd socks.
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LotteryWest House again ? If so someone there is lives in blissful ignorance of the number of past co-workers who have been driven to slinging the Karkano over their shoulder, climbing the water tower and blazing their way into history.
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This looks like Woodside. It’s ruthless here.
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