By Don. Girrawheen. It just looked so Perth. The brick, the dead tree, the tiles, the hose, the fence, the relentless blue sky, the inappropriate lawn. I should have this pic in my wallet when travelling overseas. And Molly isn’t even dead yet. 
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The Worst of Perth 
If only they would fit roller shutters onto the expansive window, it would be truly complete. (dead tree serves in lieu of hideously flourishing cocos, then?)
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Irish spelling error http://i.imgur.com/udHtl.png
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I’d say it’s a tough call as to which is more Pert – the rollershutter or the diamond-mesh grille.
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Most Pert would be a Commodore in the front wall.
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or a commodore peeled by a cocos
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Too soon, bro.
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Is it too soon for “Blow to head tuns Molly straight. The self proclaimed Aussie John Inman has emerged from his coma a red blooded heterosexual, according…”
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Why? Please explain.
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“Ruby Ruby, why ya buggin'”?
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“Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya?”
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Sorry Orbs, missed this… on further thought, and reading what Rolly reckons, NOT too soon. Thought it was poor timing leading into the annual Xmas road death peak time, but actually, you are doing your community spirited thing, right?
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Too late, RR!
“10ft. tall and bulletproof” needs to be beaten out of people before the insurgence of testosterone.
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Both from deep in inseminator B&S territory too.
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Fuckwitism knows no boundaries, TLA.
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Case in point: BHP Tower.
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is that alfoil on the inside of the window?
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That might explain the hose too. And TP.
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Perhaps ‘mullies’ out the back distracted the owners from the poor tree at the front?
This is classic worst.
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BSwAM, Welcome to Pert.
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Right back atcha, Pete.
http://www.hudsonvalleyruins.org/rinaldi/PAGES/LOST.htm
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Chernobyl ? Fukushima ? No, it’s Hudson Valley. Many thanks, BSwaM.
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Mary Tyler Moore AND Timothy Leary lived in Millbrook?
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They sure did.
Here’s the blog of the chap who’s been restoring Leary’s house, one of the largest estates in Millbrook:
http://bigoldhouses.blogspot.com/2011/10/aches-and-pains.html
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What was Tyler moore’s place like?
I really do want to visit HRV.
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She still lives there as far as I know. It’s an 18th century cottage with a nice bit of gardens round it and a mile or so of driveway before you see either.
Got a room for you any time. Well, a sofa. Well, a sofa-shaped object.
How do you feel about Siamese cats?
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A bit stringy unless cooked slowly.
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boyfriend pillow?
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Seems pretty good, TLA. And I must agree on the HRV, and on Millbrook in particular. Wing’s Castle B & B looks the go, if only for the groin vault above the passageway, as like the Livingstons, who doesn’t enjoy intensifying their sense of being rooted in a special place.
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A little bit of web site design required . Some KML and google maps would go nicely.
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And you certainly didn’t mention HRV had a Coxsackie either.
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This could go viral.
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The name knocks Doodlakine into a cocked hat.
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Also a Surprise, a Climax and a Medusa, all pretty much next door to one another.
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Nice little essay on American prosperity, that.
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If you mean “rich enough to chuck perfectly good buildings over their shoulder and keep going” as well as “too poor to afford the new roof,” you have it.
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Prezackerly.
As well as: “Fuck the future, cunts, I won’t be around long enough to worry about the effects on the environment.”
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To give the region its due as a whole it was pretty much the birthplace of the post-war environmental movement, thanks to a large part to Francis Reese and the battle to save Storm King Mountain.
See also: the Clearwater; Pete Seegar; the Catskills National Park.
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Would have been harder to save if it had been called Coxsackie Mountain. … Or maybe not.
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indeed, a classic. Is this the first flag for Australia Day? the car flags will be appearing soon
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After they take those fucking antlers off.
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Is that what they use them for ?
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I the antlers were for creating static electricity so the rubber strap could earth it
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Yes a masterpiece of composition with the misproportionate lawn the centrepiece , one that Molly would be proud of. Did it fall or was it pushed ?
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Am I imagining faded graf on the wall? TP?
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I can see it too.
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Its there alright JZ, RIP? CUB?
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TB? Although I’m hoping it’s RIP. Possibly to a dead cocos.
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The Australian dream.
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latest newsletter from Swallow bar says they are STILL waiting for a building licence for the kitchen-toilet extension to the back.
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…so as to streamline the faecal-oral route?
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Dyson hand dryer shortage?
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Yes, but the soap dispenser’s been torn from the wall
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Not a chance. Strict ‘no fuckwits’ door policy.
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only human centipedes to apply
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Or brothers.
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welcome to Maylands, have a nice day
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Quite a Latin tradition, it seems, Snuff:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-12-22/woman-caught-with-cocaine-implants/3743498
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“Model’s booty seized after cocaine bust” is a headline worthy of DFOC.
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I dips me lid.
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Minglewood residents only,
no wannabe blow-ins and ooshta addicts from the cultural deserts of Subiaco and L’arrondissement.
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Speaking of building approvals was that you I saw opening the batting for your firm at the COV Council meeting last night?
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What’s his firm? Let me guess: Quince Import-Export & Balconies-R-Us?
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Funnily enough, balconies were involved.
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xxxxxxx Handjob xxxxxx xxx & associates.
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Not I. I was dining on Bourbon Street last night. Must have been some other balcony-owning latte-sipper.
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Slummin on Bourbon?
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I’m prepared to concede citizenship to residents as far south as EVP. Beyond that there be banjos. But the Balmoral is no Boulevard, nor even a Babylon.
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Beyond EVP there be banjos
Beyond Brentwood there be zithers
Beyond Tuart Hill there be theremins
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Beyond Cottesloe there be sea hags?
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Oi! Mermaids, thanks.
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Mermaids, my arse!
Sirens, to lure the innocent away from the sharks.
(Which, of course, fails miserable in respect to the motor and real estate industries.)
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kraaken
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“The Kraaken Wakes” or are they just the wash from the over grandiose floating gin palaces that contaminate the environment on long weekends.
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What Suburb is that?
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Its the third word in the write-up.
Cunt.
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Makes me want to put a Fuck Off We’re Full sticker on me ute, do a burnout and drive it into some cunts lounge room!
A timeless Worst.
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I am weeping.
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That house now has a giant blow-up santa on the roof – just to compliment everything else.
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what does it say?
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“Compliments of the Season”, of course.
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Those were the days, place sideways, a three by one, poo brown, brick veneer palace, on a quarter acre block.
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Foreigner are you?
Brick veneer indeed.
Double brick! No less.
This is Perth: Full frame with cement asbestos, or all brick.
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I just hope this isn’t recent arrivals doing their best to fit in. That would be depressing.
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Too good. Too old school. Def an old hand.
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Reminiscent of this masterpiece.
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Yep, it takes generations to master this kind of authenticity.
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