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Phwoar! Have I an idea for Tonia!!!
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Decoupaged cock?
A timely post as we move into the Christmas giving season. Get glueing people!
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I blame early childhood experiences – ‘busywork’ in primary school.
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No googly eyes? For shame. Of course in these moderne times we request instructional videos. Like this, for example, and this. And this. I suspect DFOC had a hand in this one.
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Superbe. The flame of Communist verse will never be extinguished by loosers.
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In a similar vein to yarn bombing, I may spend the holiday period decoupage rock bombing – making ridiculous rocks & installing them around the place. Probably freo so some stiltwalkers get the blame.
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There’s a suitable pic on this post. Porn rock decoupage bombing. I can see it taking off on arrondissement.Big time.
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I’m starting to think the pprn rocks would be a good idea
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Pron rocks would be cool. Much better than just leaving some random pages or even a full mag at the bus stop.
OT, I once rode my motorbike beside a guy reading a stick mag – holding it up to see the full centrefold fold out & all. He’d just come from the servo, must have been anxiously awaiting that issue. Had I been able to ride just as dangerously & get a photo I would’ve.
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Here you go.
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Of course.
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Really? I’m so glad I was just doing it for shits n giggles & not as some kind of artistic statement, only to find that its been done before. As has has everything of course.
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Come on baby, gonna make you a ROCK STAR!!! heh heh…
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Just acquired volumes 2 and 4 of this fascinating series.
Includes Lingerie & Lace, Boxer Shorts, Stiffened Bows and Nappy House.
Any container for nappy storage usually becomes redundant as the child grows. The exception is the nappy house which gives your child hours of fun long after they’ve ceased to need nappies.
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In the public interest I’ve uploaded the Decoupaged Rock segment to youtube. Enjoy.
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seems like Justin Langer should be involved somewhere in the construction phase.
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Now that is a moderne instructional video. Well done, JJ.
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It knocks those unadorned pet rocks into a cocked hat. Yes cocked.
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Solid gold, JJ: but did TT ever do a cookbook?
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OT – Snuff-san, I have a food-linguistics question.
I notice that there is a new food place at the ever-vibrant Carillon Arcade. It is a Japanese food place, called “Kaka House”.
While this seems to describe most of the food offerings available throughout the centre, is there another meaning in Japanese that would explain why this was a more appealing moniker than, well, ANYTHING else?
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Connected with Po Po’s in Midland?
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I’m stumped, RR, as are the four native speakers around me. There’s no such word in Japanese. Ka can mean increase, counter (for chapters of a book), tentative, section, mosquito, passable, or question mark, none of which seem likely. However, Ka can also mean good or excellent, and value or worth, so my best guess is that the proprietors have invented a name based on one or both of those meanings.
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It is my undersatanding that “Ka, ka,” the word repeated, is sometimes used by Japanese visitors to lunch places and food carts to mean that the serving is what they want. In other words “yes, that much but no more” or, roughly, “that amount’s fine.”
I wouldn’t have remembered had overhearing the phrase not also suggested poo-poo.
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The French have oui oui.
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Yes, it’s nothing but bathroom jokes and international cusine these days.
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And the Italians, Cin cin.
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Can you please post page 6? You seem to have cut off the bit where Tonia explains what one does with one of these occasional pieces.
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I would like to think that she lobs them at the occasional larcenist.
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since you asked and since it is assez lulzy, here you go.
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may i ask what is a lob?
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