Just comparing and contrasting the edge of rurotardia fare from this morning, (ie bong and chips) with the free food and piss we were given at the Festival of Perth opening last night.
Was it really so different?
1) Watershed red wine.
2) Sushi
3) A kind of jam.
4) Gourmet steak pie.
5) Lima beans
6) Asparagus
7) Sort of quiche thing
8)Annoyingly small olives.
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Truly a dog’s dinner fit for festival dogs that are acustomed to the contents at the bottom of a toilet pan
Not that I’ve ever been known to turn down anything if its free, umm the Watershed Wine looks inviting
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Its a pity they didnt divert some of the catering budget into some decent PIAF acts
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La Vie en Rose
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Luvvies en Rose
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not a single thing you’d deign to see?
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I would have liked to have seen Madame Edith in a Cask of Rosé
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OK last couple of years I have spent $2k on contemporary music, movies a couple of plays, and perchance some dance.
This year, I’m going to the beach though I do like the film season.
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Would that be the dog beach @ mullaloo Orbea?
You can film me anytime when I am in season on the dog beach Orbea
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The best things at the next PIAF are free anyway, like that giant red ball to be placed at various city locations (see also giant red lotus). Just imagine: you’re wanting to duck down Wolf Lane … but there’s a giant red ball blocking the thoroughfare. It’s as unexpected as yet another appearance by Cirque du Soleil.
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Seriously PIAF what the fuck? I hit the website as soon as it went live, credit card ready, looked, searched and sadly placed the card back in the wallet.
Nuthin’ for me and nutin’ for the family who I usually buy a few tix for stuff they like.
There is James Thiérrée but French circus? I can get unicyclists juggling on the Mandurah Line for $4
If I want to alcoholic blues I will head to Midland, not pay $45 to see Seasick Steve.
PIAF more like PFFT
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Corner Store might be good no?
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no its too late I’m anti now. thanks for trying
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Brimful of Asha?
Stripper Nikki needs a nipple for a boozie
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Brimful of Asha annoys the shit out of me. PIAF veto for that alone.
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Don’t worry about him , he’s a looser.
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Forget PIAF orbs, it’s all happening at ISAF.
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PIAF, ISAF, TWOP…
My head is spinning as TLAs become embiggened to FLAs.
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shaZZaN8R
NATO’s international Security Assistance Force in the sandpit?
Or John Longley’s rootin’ fest?
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John’s root-fest of course.
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uh-huh, was not sorry non members were unable to park in Freo sailing club over the weekend & instead had to walk through the boat park. More time in the gym you say Shazz.
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Yep gym in the morn, and club in the arvo Pete. If only I didn’t have these kids hanging around I’d be there with you but ce la vie and all that.
We have one of the USA women’s teams over the road and one of the NZ’s women’s teams next door adding a bit of ooshta to the neighbourhood.
The merry go round at the esplanade is spinning 7 days a week. Went to LC’s yesterday, it was packed at 12.00pm on a Monday. Not since America’s Cup has the vibrancy meter been about to explode.
Only disappointment so far was the PERTH sign hanging it’s sorry arse out at the end of the mole.
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There you go again, wanting to boast about yer boat that can get yer to Rotto. Nouveau riche nonsense.
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I haven’t seen “bilge one” of this craft. Is it real?
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Yeh there’s Facebook evidence. She seems to open her beers with pliers though.
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I hope it’s called “The Saucy Sausage”.
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You know very well DFOC the plyers are for dehooking Herring. I drink vino when on the good ship Modesty.
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Even drinking Oettinger didn’t endear us to the Euro’s, perhaps we should have tried the vino & herring method.
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Annoyingly no chips?
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It looks far too healthy for my licking
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Can I get two wines at a time? “Of course you can.”
They were being hard pressed to pour quickly enough.
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A couple of years ago I went to the Institution of Engineers annual awards dinner. Posh frocks and black ties. For the pre dinner speeches we were given a classy little box, upon opening which one discovered a party pie, sausage roll and squirty sauce sachet. All class those engineers.
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for engineers that is classy.
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For festival that jam (do I mean compote?) that served as sauce.
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Sure it wasnt quince paste?
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I think quince paste might be too expensive to slop around in such quantities. More like cranberry.
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I suppose I should be grateful there were no strippers or bathtubs full of wee / spew.
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Classy
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What’s with mini olives? All those retired doctors conning a way into selling poor stock from their investment olive groves?
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Yeah, with the seed, there’s not much to chew on.
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Where can I get my Olives crushed?
Can anybody help me TLA. I have this wonderful Olive tree, that gets laden with fruit. (We tried to brine our own one year with little success) I extimate we get about 40kgs of olives. but I don’t know where, or if there is a co-op that you can take your olives to, to have them crushed and extract the oil…any help would be greatly appreciated….many thanks :)
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I have heard of such a place. Think it’s in Kalamunda. Will try and find out.
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Thanks so much
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Neerabup or somewhere like that.
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Jumanga olives. Yes, really.
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