Tristan H submits Flat Cat, with the added bonus of ute with spotlights and Red Rooster rampant. Let me just throw P.’s HONOUR STUDENT!!!! Volvo into the mix. I’ll wager that the honour student insists on being dropped off 5k’s from the school grounds. I have left it clickable for closeup perusal. Both of these seem a little quaint after yesterday’s vehicle, and I couldn’t shake the feeling that I had featured both before. Rivervale and Fremantle.
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The Worst of Perth 
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The concept of a “flat cat” as a “flat cap” is bordering on pure idealism.
Might have to go hunting ’round the back lanes.
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Be careful of the cat activists. Fur is murder…
http://www.superstock.com/stock-photos-images/1660R-16626
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a true Australian hero:
http://aso.gov.au/titles/documentaries/wamsleys-war/clip1/
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What do you have to do to be an Honours student at primary school? Just not eat the glue or something?
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Maybe the Honours students are the ones who get to use the sharp scissors?
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What does a kid in pre-primary have to do to be sent to the principal’s office? Dack a student teacher apparently.
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Maybe all xciteable instructees should go raaar even at teachers!
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Another one on my patch? WHAT THE HELL?
In not worst news, I can confirm there are plenty of international sailors swarming about the place, and they happen to be very easy on the eye. Teh vibrancy levels are up the ying yang in Freo.
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You’re right on it shazz, the next few weeks will be some kind of freo frot fest.
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Only down side so far is the dwindling stock levels at my local bottle shop Pete. On the up side I’m staying at the gym longer than usual as a lot of the teams are working out at The Warehouse.
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For a very brief period yesterday there were 3 Danish girls looking for accommodation for the next few weeks.
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How many bunkbeds CAN you fit into your shed, then, Pete?
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Dwindling stock at the Dav? Christ Shazz, how much are you drinking?
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Nah, The Seaview is my local Wombat. Never go to the Dav. But I do drink a lot.
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Isn’t the Seaview Tapas compliant?
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Can’t say Iv’e had tapas there. The new small bar/restaurant, The Corner Room, across the road has gone to town with tapas. Yet to eat there so can’t give a rating as yet. Same guys who own Gino’s so….
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Might have to be down that way on weekend. Onkyo playin up. Might need new turntable.
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Sorry to hear that, TLA. And speaking of cats, I’m sure this, (cover by the marvellous Jim Flora), would sound great on it.
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My goodness. Things have gone awfully upmarket since I was a barfly in that part of the world:
http://www.theseaview.com/rest.htm
And now that I live in the Independent Republic of North Fremantle…
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Eats. Roots and Leaves?
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Fleet’s in?
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Just a fleet-in visit.
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Better langhorne, proper sailors who race sail boats. World Sailing Championships are on in Fremantle during December. With it comes lots of athletes and extended liquor license trading.
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And rooting.
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any shoving? or is it too classy for that?
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I wouldn’t know.
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sorry, didn’t mean to imply you would know personally shazz. thought you might have heard on the hemp vine.
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Just like when the fleet’s in.
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Glorious Express brings
more volvos for
protestard. Freo.
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Please be kind to pussies, if I meet the fucking barsturd that defaced that missing cat poster in the street, I will make mincemeat out of them, As an animal lover myself someone has to stick up for the voicless animals
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but not humans
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Does that say “I am a proud parent in the education at Fremantle Primary School”? More than once? For fucks sake.
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You can click for larger. Also butterflies around the petrol cap.
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I did, but my eyes are terrible. What the fuck does it mean?
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vulva drivers have a lot to answer for
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Wish I had said that
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You will.
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I get their drift, but it’s still a bizarre way to express it. Similarly, what kind of name is Glorious Express ? Good to see Public Image Ltd are still moving containers of units, though. And I know I’ve said it before, but it looks like someone asked David Thorne to make a poster for them, or Lord Likely.
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Four times. The other 3 relate to their pride in their honour student.
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Yup!
But the majority are merely ‘honorary’ students who avoid study at all costs; after all it’s not the done thing in youthful circles to actually do some work
I blame the example set by their parents..
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Bottom left.. shit happens, no it does not, its made by arseholes.
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A lot of schools give bumper stickers to the parents of kids when they win a merit certificate at assembly. Clearly this kid (although with a ‘family friendly’ car like that I’m guessing there’s might be a rash of them) is quite the little over-achiever…
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Does the ‘Shit Happens’ sticker invalidate the statements of every other sticker? Truly a question for the ages.
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Thats mean, poor thing might have got ran over.
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Hector the Safety Cat would disagree cunt.
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orby, thats not nice we should all try to love one another
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Speaking of Hector The Cat:
This is the classic version with the safety sdong sung by Hans Poulsen, of Boom Sha La La la Lo fame.
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Had forgotten about Hector.
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What fresh hell is this?
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Mate, you don’t want to know. And thanks for the Dorothy Parker reference.
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I liked ‘What fresh hell…’ as a ‘The Proposition’ reference better than as a Dorothy Parker reference. Thanks for spoiling it for me.
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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.
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I’ve always wanted to be a Yale man.
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Isn’t being a Curtin Man enough?
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You’d think so, but as a Curtin Man I have to wear pants. I understand pants and underwear and using cutlery are optional as a yale man.
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They work at Yale, though, I hear.
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If I didn’t have to wear pants or use a fork, Id have plenty of time for work.
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And off topic, looking at the Margaret River fire coverage, I hoped that a sentence starting, “Guitars signed by Cold Chisel along with band memorabilia…” was going to end with, “…were consumed by the cleansing flames…”, but it ended, “…will be auctioned off to the highest bidder as a fundraiser for those devastated by the Margaret River bushfires.”
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Oh, Curtin.
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Had someone spell it Kertin today.
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For some reason, I think that’s a Dorothy Parker quote too.
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LA runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
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It’s curtains for him, if you ask me…
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He’ll be wipin’ it on ’em, for sure.
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I’ve always wanted to be a St Trinnan’s girl
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I rather liked the young rascalettes in gym slips from St. Trinians, myself.
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Nyuh, nyuh, nyuhh.
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I think you’re treating Perth as your own private tank of seamonkeys.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: This is the worst dating site ever.
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Especially as the Barkeep’s observations and style are eerily similar to my father-in-law’s textual mannerisms. I’m not entirely sure that he’s not actually a Magistrate in Lancashire, trolling us in the persona of a Hudson River Valley native. And for a dating site, that is creeepy…
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outre
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Do you think that we’ve convinced him that it really exists?
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Dude’s tapping the glass a lot in any case. Also moving the torch around to see if we follow the light.
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I was planning on writing to the comic book and asking for my $5 back, but Mommy said to just flush you down the toilet and stop whining.
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If you tip a little salt down the drain too, your conscience will be clear.
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But no, you had to put them in Ms.Choksondik’s coffee.
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Link blocked in Australia, Snuff… but thanks?
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Thanks, RR. It was a link to the seventh episode of the sixth season of South Park, Simpsons Already Did It. I would have thought it could be viewed from their homepage http://www.southparkstudios.com/ Perhaps I shouldn’t have linked directly to the video.
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In all seriousness, though, the era seemed to be a regular plague of big-headed slightly anthropomorphic role models for small, helpless children. Google “The New Zoo Revue” if you want to see the American version (and no longer care for the preservation of your retinas, eardrums and stomach lining).
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Loved Thunderbirds
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I have no speakers on this computer and watched it with no sound. I take it the film shows an escaped Kroft Superstar going head to head with Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang in the version of Central Park from “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.”
In other words, shrooms were popular back then.
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“Hector the Road Safety Cat?”
When evidently the one car in town is a 5,000-year old chariot and this idiot walks directly into it, I think he’s not doing very well with the “road safety” bit.
“Hector the No-Peripheral Vision Cat,” more like.
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Wait till he gets a load of our Crime Fighting Penguin.
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I see your crime-fighting penguin and raise you a barber’s quartet of singing prescription medication.
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From Wikipedia’s entry on Hector:
“A study in 1978 found that, although children enjoyed the characters and stories, the material had a number of inadequacies.”
Which I’d like to think is a way of saying: “After a while, people realized it was the creation of diseased minds.”
I wonder if “Hector’s space friend, Ding-Dong” tipped them off.
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No bike helmets back then
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The only time one needs a bike helmet is just before one crashes
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Not… at the moment of impact?
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even better if one could crash land b>into one if one were so inclined
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That’s probably the kind of schtick one would expect from a flame-eating, sword-juggling unicyclist – gets a dreadlock stuck in the wheel, does a somersault and lands, head first, into a strategically positioned stackhat.
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more applause if he misses you reckon?
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Sorry… I said “dreadlock” – I meant “stilt”
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i think dreadlock is funnier.
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Glorious Express,
No honour in sheople trade,
No smoking market.
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