What are all these excruciatingly embarrassing kuntry wagons doing in our city? Shouldn’t these rurotards be wallowing in the filth of their subsidies back in Corrigin? I had to add one city smartarse truther to the mix to take the curse off. 1) Root a Pig by Bento. 2) Cause I’m Kuntry by Baldbutts. 3) Run for Your Wife by Simon. 4) Truther Wagon aka The same shop I bought my arse, By Pete F. With that last one, I appear to show city smartarses dumber than kuntry cuzz’s. Such is Wife.
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The Worst of Perth 
I bet none of these cunts can merge for shit.
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Well well well, what a surprise. I found this site quite by accident while loooking for something else. WarriorTom, how are your driving skills? Must be pretty fucking awsome hey. To be able to sit there and make an assumption based on what other people drive definately qualifies you to be an expert motorist. Have you got a license? Probably not! Ever been to the country? Probably not! Do you even know where or what the country is? Probably not!
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Sliding a ute sideways is not a driving skill.
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You were looking for something else eh? Let’s have a look at the search term referrer list. I would guess
chinese lesbian tofu
OR
dogging fremantle australia tumblr
Am I right?
Wait, or was it
harry waring marsupial reserve?
is karina carvalho married?
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Karina is responsible for a quarter of our traffic. Bless her!
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Fremantle dogging you say? Outrage.
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And on Tumblr? TMI.
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Cuntry Cultural(?) Cringe once more.
Tell me, O Magnificent Rural Anonymous One, what do you know of the urban understanding of country mythology?
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Or lesbian tofu for that matter.
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The last car belongs to the cross walk attendant at my daughters school. She’s quite the character.
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Beacy?
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Nice guess sw.
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A fine institution. My kids went there.
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Just drove past the lollypop lady in question. Always give her a wave, bless her conspiracy addled cotton socks.
Think I saw Ben Elton dropping off a student there as I was walking in.
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I thought you were going to say Ben Elton dropping the kids off at the pool, aka Darchtown.
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Is that a euphemism for “producing a new hilarious sketch show”
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“that will be dropped in five minutes”
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Heh, then you’d be aware of the natureopathy/homeopathy stickers that are a bit blurred then Shazz?
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Yep Pete.
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Too much of YOUR personal information shazza in this thread,
As RubyRuby said yesterday to the one that has been banned, we do NOT want to read personal information, this site is for TWOP and unless your daughter and her school falls into that catergory keep it to yourself
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^ one who is miffed
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What are you, 5 years old? You won’t win this. Just fuck off.
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Sorry dude: I should pay more attention to the IP strings.
I think TLA and I have decided to ban him/her: there were 14 of these this morning:
So the Fascist Nazis win, despite the protestations of the fair minded who embrace the values of diversity, difference and acceptance
If by chance you should see me walking my rottweiler on mullaloo dog beach, do come up and introduce yourself and say hello
Goodbye
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Their first mistake was thinking we embrace the values of diversity, difference and acceptance. Their second mistake was thinking we know where Mullaloo is.
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Yair I was letting them lie while thinking about it. Since there wasn’t a single opposing voice… Not that there were opposing voices at the show trials either.
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All that is needed for the forces of evil to succeed is for enough good men* to remain silent about the benefits of daylight saving.
(*and women).
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Yep, first they came for the mentally ill oversharers…
Not missing the Val action. Hurrah.
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Listen you, my personal revelations were on point. Entirely relevant to the post. Unlike your fucking bleeding rectum. Fuck off now.
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I think I may have missed something this week.
Worth searching out or can I skip it?
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A troll got loose on the information highway. The town’s folk had to corner it with pitchforks until the sheriff’s deputies could get there to euathanize it.
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That would be a “skip it” then.
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These are far better seen en masse…
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I agree NF#1, You see one nutter its ‘oh well’. See four together & you wish Clag was around to give them some chogm style quelling of their protest.
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any update on Rurotardia Inseminators?
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Typical. You go to the Big Smoke and some city smartarse pinches your apostrophes.
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Lovely criticisms of the incomprehensible by the uncomprehending.
People are so-o-o-o-o “..very interesting, but stoopid”
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I used to like putting stickers on things.
Then I turned 9.
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There’s a fucking RAINMAKER B&S? Woah. Where the fuck is Quairading – is that near Duncraig?
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TOTALFILTH.
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Less than two hours of the OBH on the York-Merredin Road. Perfect for a Friday road trip.
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I once went to a Xmas party in Quairading. Not a bad do really. Funny thing is the cops that night were waiting outside to do people for DD. And sure enough, despite the police presence there still were souls who dared to start up their cars, being fully aware that the cops were there, thinking they could get away with it… and only to find themselves licence-less soon after. Now that’s what I call rurotarded.
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have you seen the ute with a big pink sticker on the back saying “footloose and fancy free”? and of course variousl other pink stickers and antennas
we get it, your a girl with a ute
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“you’re”
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I know!!!
I tried to add a comment fixing my mistake, but it said I was posting too quick.
How embarassment haha
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OK, here’s a question in all seriousness, kinda. Perhaps TLA you can tell me having been once a country boy? Why is it that by the simple act of just living in the country some consider that worthy of pride? What am I missing here? What does Cause I’m Country mean? Is this an Australian specific mindset or some kind of identity pathology that develops in anyone who spends too much time with animals, trees and utes? Is country pride on a par with gay pride? Is the B&S the country version of Mardi Gras?
OK that’s quite a lot of questions but I’m curious.
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He will probably burble on about apples or something – but I for one will have to be dynamited out of my urbanity after being forced to battle dugong-sized cockroaches on the way to school in Port Hedland in 1977 and 1978.
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B&S = Brokeback Mountain, same result
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Wordsworth would’ve had stickers all over his ute.
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Community is a social construct, Shazz.
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Yeah I get that bit, but I suppose I am more interested in the aetiology. Where’d it start? That areshole Ned Kelly or Banjo Patterson perhaps?
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Shazz, I’ve always considered that to be an excuse – my subsidies were spent on stickers (be) Cause I’m Country.
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Alas, I am a failed Worster, as just yesterday I was minding my own business on the roads, and I became trapped behind a 1980s era Mazda or Honda hatchback, grey, which was covered with “No Jesus, No Peace” and “Warning: This Car Will Be Driverless When The Rapture Comes!” stickers, a handdrawn Jesus, and several admonishments about Revelations and World War III and Jesus’ return to Earth, and hand-written pamphlets pasted across the base of the rear window.
It would have been a worthy addition to this post (in part because said driver was unable to drive well), but I was unable to get more than a blurry shot which captured the essence of my fingers more than the car.
It’s out there.
Somewhere.
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As soft a target as Jesus Jockeys perhaps make, Grrr, I still think you should get back there and stake out that spot.
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Perhaps they’re friends with my new neighbours across the street who’ve felt it necessary to put a mosaic out in the front of their house anouncing “God is life” or something similar. They seemed so nice and normal until that appeared.
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West Oz Wenches wenching since 1987 WTF?
Also, Bento at Tezza Tyzack Swimming Pool
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You’ll see me doing horsies of the top diving board, in my skinny jeans.
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That’ll be painful, you know the diving boards have gone
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Would you believe a boy scout and an alsatian?
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Okay. Now I can see you.
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Is it illegal to cover up the rear window of a car in WA? In NYS (and I think the US in general) decals on the rear window are considered a safety hazard. One thing to tell me to root a pig; another to not be able to see behind you while you’re driving.
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I think it is here too Bartender.
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Don;t get me wrong–the HRV has its share of sticker-plastered automobiles, although they tend to be of the “We Just Fell Off Woodstock and Hit Every Acid Tab on the Way Down” variety.
But I’ve never seen stickers plastered to the rear window.
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“Road Traffic (Vehicle Standards) Rules 2002 Part 5
General safety requirements Division 1
25.
Driver’s view and vehicle controls
A motor vehicle must be built —
(a) to allow the driver a view of the road and of traffic to the
front and sides of the vehicle so the driver can drive the
vehicle safely; and
(b) with its controls located so the driver can drive the
vehicle safely.
29.
Rear vision mirrors
(1) A rear vision mirror or mirrors must be fitted to a motor vehicle
as required by this rule so that a driver of the vehicle can clearly
see by reflection the road behind the vehicle and any following
or overtaking vehicle.
(2) At least one rear vision mirror must be fitted to —
(a) a car;”
So the key rule is so that “a driver of the vehicle can clearly
see by reflection the road behind the vehicle and any following
… vehicle.” and Cause I’M OBH clearly contravenes that.
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I Googled “OBH” and came up with “Ocean Beach Hotel.”
Evidently it’s a nice place to go to get thrown bodily through a window.
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As the OBH sticker says: There ain’t no crowd like a country crowd.
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A once impressive beachside hotel, BSwaM, shown here on its opening day in 1908. Now, not so much.
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Which sums up why Perth truly is Worst. Well done Snuff.
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Mother of Moses. And to have one person thrown through the window might be a catastrophic incident–but two begins to look like a fad.
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No way was that elegant structure improved into that glass and crap eyesore…
I might even think about attending a Sunday Sesh at the original venue, but I’d be dressing up rather than flashing the flesh. But enjoying myself rather more…
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To play devil’s advocate here: the wing mirrors do reflect the scene behind thus providing “rear vision”. Like in a van. Or a truck. Not much of a view out the back window of those.
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Not if you have side mirrors with “The driver has a clear view of the road behind the vehicle.”
Otherwise, how the hell could your everyday trucker and/or delivery van be allowed on the road?
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Best sticker I ever saw, years ago on the back of a truck: “If you can’t see my side-mirrors, I can’t see your tits “
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BOGEN UTE!
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MUM?
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Speaking as the witless cretin that I am, I must say I am somewhat disappointed that the Banhammer has finally come down, I consider TWOP, more or less, as a troll site – the Perf IRL 4Chan if you will. On the basis of that analogy, i think it unfair, perhaps even unwise, to ban anyone – trolls trolling trolls, etc. Suck it up, career hazard, good times. I must say however that I will be glad of not reading anything of our favourite VW ever again. And why can’t I ever write a straight-forward sentence? The more pissed I get the more wordy I become…
yeaahyeahyehhahaha
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I wouldn’t have minded the trolls so much if they didn’t clog the ‘recent comments’ queue, meaning I might miss a DFOC haiku, a Snuff link, or a skink obscenity.
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The “recent comments” queue is all toooooooo short if you don’t have the time to log on frequently.
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Left your run a bit late there NF#1.
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I agree. I like the way TWOP attracts clowns. If Skink or Snuff are annoyed by someone, I think they should deal with it themselves. I dont think TWOP should be their cubby house.
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It seems the only type of intolerance not tolerated is of the lactose variety. (insert link to rice milk thread)
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Way to miss the point, ronggly. It’s TLA‘s.
And for the record, NF#1 asked for the troll to be banned here. This is what I had to say. To be fair, I’m not surprised that you missed all of that as the comments list was spammed with trolling at the time.
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Clowns are fine.
Psychos take up too much time and space.
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Jeez make up your minds
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My mind is made up – just don’t confuse me with facts.
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I’m not sure why I got singled out. I never demanded that VW be banned. I did with L101, but after TLA did the poll and made his decision clear, then he can do as he chooses with his site. I ‘dealt with it’ be ceasing to engage with the trolls, and moving on.
so there, nerr
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OK. It was late, and the Merlot was talking ..
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Clowns are fine. Invented characters who only talk about themselves and continues nothing are something entirely different. They can have Perthnow.
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Trolls are like cane toads, once they infest an area, all the native fauna disappears.
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There are clowns and they’re fine, part of the scenery, but that Valerie chick took up way too much bandwidth and was kind of disturbing along with it. Scary clown.
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*contribute
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Interesting points one and all.
If the day is taken up on this issue at the expense of Cohen’s Sunday contribution then the trolls have won.
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