The Colour H took shots of CHOGM artworks in the *snort* Cultural Centre, and wondered what happened to the pieces afterwards. See below. And Jane saw some pro CHOGM love in Angove Street North Perth.
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And your Spiegeltent gigs
And painted milk-crates too
Crash them together
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Or sit back and let culture accrue
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Bravo!
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thats the second I love chogm graf I have seen!
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jana.mack the nearest thing we get in Mullaloo to a I love chogm graf, is “I love valerie woodruffe’s cunt, phone >deleted<" graf, in the gents dunnie on Mullaloo beach
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Now that’s Western Australian art. Boxes of registered lawn.
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Very droll, better start rubbing fast
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That’s hilarious. You’ve just written my thesis for me :)
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Je vous en prie Rouei
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I don’t know who the fuck you think you are but I am totally over you trashing my name you fucking moron. Get a fucking life and leave me the fuck alone you sad pathetic sick bastard.
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There are so many Valeries around now, I don’t know which is which. Just like David Cohens, there are a lot of them around. How do I know if one is real or not? Don’t put comments on oold posts nobody is reading btw. That’s not helping.
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I did see another me in the bathroom this morning – nothing to write home about, frankly.
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I fear it’s like that episode of The Goodies where thousands of Rolf Harris’s were unleashed on London and had to be culled.
Cohens everywhere
pass me the hunting rifle…
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Maybe ban ALL Valeries.
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And vet the Cohens carefully, just to be safe.
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More anti-Semitism: if we were in Germany I would be allowed to taser you for that.
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Right on. Rottobloggo would also add Alsatians, Schnauzers, and Dobermans to that list. Everything except munted Shih-tzus, I understand.
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Labradors OK too.
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Vet the Cohens?
To stop them breeding?
That’s a bit harsh.
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Look much as I hate to suggest it this Valerie person is clearly not going to fuck off of her own accord, and she is boring and unfunny and inserts herself and her one note personality disorder into everything, thereby derailing any thoughtful or amusing comments or conversations before they can begin. How do you feel about banning, TLA? I’m sure it’s not just me.
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Last ban I suggested was overturned by the people. Sure, if it’s the will of the masses.
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Hmmm. TL101 has been very quiet since VW turned up. Maybe it’s the same guy.
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I noticed too. Mulalloo = Dianella? Similar prose. Not really missing it.
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I don’t hear anyone leaping to his/her defence. To the stone age I say.
Maybe he/she might get a job.
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WAtching, I can’t get a job, otherwise I will loose my Centrelink disability pension that I got because of my barin injury
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TLA, Tolerance and acceptance are the key attributes of an enlightened forum, not necessarily consensus of the most vocal, whatever their views
Think a little deeper
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Oi you, JaneZ, with the adam’s apple. Just because I have had a brain injury and have OCD does not mean that I have a “personality disorder”.
Those like you that call for “banning” are akin to Nazis in Hitler’s Germany, what will you want to ban next?
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I call Godwin. To the Stone Age, I say.
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Ooh, and I vote we ban Cohen next, since you ask.
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And his fellow Spinozans.
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Yack it up with yer anti-Gerbalism: don’t be surprised when you wake up in a cage in the toilet of The Jerusalem Post on trial for crimes against the free press vibrancy…
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rottobloggo, the moslems bombed the free press in Paris because some arsehole called poopet mohammed the sub – editor wants to ban free speach
I’d rather sin in a gog than que for moss in mullaloo
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JaneZ, my TIC comment is completey on topic, if you know anything about “Brillo Pads” and their intended use, (which blatantly don’t appear to). So quit your whinging
If you find my comments “boring and unfunny” Do NOT read them
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Valerie, it’s not you, it’s us. All of us stick in the muds who have grown fond of this haven of Perth-bashing yet loving yet somehow heartsick and hating dialogue, diatribe and daily updates on the state of our fair city and its leading lights.
Maybe you should consider finding another site where your contributions are more in line with general thinking, a peer group with an interest in you and your life?
Or you could make a worst submission to TLA and we can all join in the party together?
Maybe treating you as a fellow Perthite with an interest in worsts will help you join in the conversation in a more constructive way? Here’s one tip – there is no competition to have the last word. In fact, it would be nice to see the banter flow a little more. Please?
Thanks,
RR.
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RubyRuby lovely Ruby, I agree that its not me (or you) its the “stick in the muds”
BTW I never was trying to have the last word, As a “Perthite” (I take it Mullaloo cums under Perth)? I was just interested in commenting on Perth’s worsts, and noticed 50% of the comments were off topic, so presumed (maybe wrongly, as it obviously doesn’t apply to a married bisexual woman with a lesbian preference in an unfulfilling marriage who has suffered a brain injury [stroke] from surbian Mullaloo), that my sometimes conflate comments were just as acceptable as the off topic renderings of the stick in the muds. Obviously not, what’s good for the boys doesn’t apply to us less mortals without the tackle between our legs
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Honey, we traded in the hegemony stick for brand new shiny ivory dildos years ago…
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WAtching, the import of ivory was BANNED in Australia many years ago, I am going to report you to the Australian Customs Dept for abusing elephant tusks
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With Juliet balconies.
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I think it’s great that you are engaging socially, in whatever way, with the world around you. It doesn’t sound like it’s easy for you, but hey, we’ve all got problems and issues which are part of our private lives. The key word here is “private”.
The idea of having something to offer is possibly to accept that the world and the internet is not all about you and your psycho-sexual biography, and possibly to enlighten, entertain and inform us about material that is more usually discussed in the public domain.
Fascinating as your situation may or may not be to other individuals, this is not the place to air your personal situation. This is as much about respecting yourself and your own personal space as it is about how other people may react to your contributions. All are welcome on this blog, TLA is the most accommodating moderating overlord ever, but unless you cease ad hominem attacks, stop giving us all too much information about your angsts, griefs and grievances, we will find it hard to interact with you in a positive manner.
It’s a boundaries issue – save your personal issues for your friends and loved ones, lighthearted, good natured banter for here.
*gets ready to be shot down for engaging with troll*
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Yes. Banhammer her arse.
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There’s no support? Even Legend got some kind of defence.
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TL101 – trawled/trolled the archives, unearthing some vintage gold for us all to either discover anew or to reminisce over.
The WarriorTom persona at least seems to have grasped sarcasm and has a grounding in musical preferences and a side skill of scathing Worsts commentary.
This particular blog blight has no perceptible redeeming feature, unless it is to shut down any good humoured discussion that may arise.
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Not from me he didn’t. Most people seem to have a far higher tolerance for stupid than I. Which is my problem, but any influence I can bring to bear to boot the trolls then so be it. At least Hoey and Richarbl came as they were.
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How many times am I allowed to vote?
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Ban it.
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BAN!!!
(All I can muster after a big night out in Adelaide. Could take some photos, but where would one fuckin start?)
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Worst in Adelaide NF? I find the start point to be when you open your eyes & they just keep coming after that.
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Exactly Pete. Just had a beer at some shitty pokies pub with a Western Bulldogs cheerleader here on an end of season trip. She did sport a fine Def Leppard stubby holder – the fruits of seeing said band recently in both Melb & Sydney, apparently.
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And don’t get me started on my “hotel.”
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There is at least one good inner city Pub NF, run by a couple of blokes I used to know in Darwin. Just needs a juliet balcony for the full effect.
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The Tivoli looks like it’s scrubbed up pretty well, and was always a great dive, with an impressive history of live gigs to match any venue in the country. The band room featured a massive mural of the right panel of Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights in the arch above the stage.
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Oops. Link fail. Take two.
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Two cabs to the Toucan.
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I don’t even like reading this blog now, and it was on fairly high rotation for my weekend internet catch up. Maybe some kind of blocking feature including the words ‘Valerie’ or ‘Woodruffe’
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Relax, phreestyle. The troll’s been dealt with.
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I hope you’re right.
His/her stuff is both one dimensional and unfunny. I much prefer acerbic, cynical and insightful.
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You know, I think it was more the volume. The occasional comment would have been ok.
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The real Valerie Woodruffe has been trying to get this disgusting thing stopped for so long, it is tiresome. Please, please….ban ALL posts from Valerie Woodruffe
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That’s a possibility.
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Hey, look at it this way. You have a new skill to add to your resume. ‘Troll Wrangling’
Please block this twat.
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Fairly succinct little photoessay on the Commonwealth post-Empire I’d say. The real worst is our fucking selves…
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…especially those amongst us who claim to be all environment and shit and then go fucking it up anyway all in pursuit of the almighty resources $$$. This sure is a sick society.
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Still nothing’s so gauche as altruism don’t you find…
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Just imagine the “HOG” replaced by “U” and then there really is something to laugh about.
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The skip isn’t art right?
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I wouldn’t be so sure, RWL.
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Ugly Pants!
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