Trust Perth to turn the Occupy brand to into a wet teatowel franchise. Aka fart in a bottle. If you can’t spell mining on your first go, for Gina’s sake get yourself a new piece of cardboard! I’m all for a minning tax but these tools make it so difficult. And doesn’t the Wellness Centre stand make you want to cry? Rice milk. Rice milk people! You are occupying Perth with fucking rice milk. There’s already a furious split between the rice and soy milk factions. It’s like if the Freedom Centre had lost access to a laminator. I sniff the beard of Bainbridge mixed up in this shambles. By The Colour H.
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Kudos for the coordinated dildo.
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White bread?
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More like Poorness centre!
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The first pic is fantastic.
“Wellness”. What kind of fucking word is that anyway?
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with the torn paper, through free…poignant.
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Exactly, and don’t tell me those fascists don’t own a laminator.
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If they are the 99%, the laminators have already won.
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If they are the 99% then may I suggest they get a better grasp of statistics. Because the other 1% that stayed at home certainly outnumbered the “99%”. Or maybe they were the TARDIS of the Occupy movement. Anyway, it doesn’t matter… now fuck my big black ass!
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Not a very good one, Shazza.
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A3 and A2 laminators? You’d have to be pretty hard core. Use of one of those mothers would definitely be a privilege.
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99% of A3 and A2 laminators are consumed by 1% of ideologically asinine Che t-shirt wearing upper-middle-class students from the western suburbs.
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Some full cream milk, some corflute and foamcore with a set of splayds would have turned this turkey around.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellness_(medicine)
Its not a “fucking” word. Its a medical term. You people are more stupid than those in the occupy movement!
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Listen dickhead, you linked to health, not “wellness”. Wellness is a stupid fucking word.
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Wel well, what about the Whaleness Centre at Whaleness
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Sorry in hindsight “dickhead” was a bit strong.
However, if by medical you refer to homeopathy, reiki, chiropractic, Peter Dingle etc, then I stand by it.
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No, ‘health’ is a medical term. ‘Wellness’ is a pseudo-medical term, which generally describes the vague feeling of being slightly bewildered, and is commonly treated with aromatherapy and homoeopathy.
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with a complementary therapy that lightens the wallet smoothly and painlessly
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To elaborate, “wellness” is the word for when you have fuck all wrong with you and you spend a lot of money on treatments that do fuck all administered by people who are qualified to do fuck all.
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hahaha. Wish I’d said that.
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the point is that Wellness is NOT a medical term. It is used to specifically delineate it from Health, which is a field of practicing professionals backed by science. Wellness is used by a range of alternate therapies such as aromatherapy, chiropractrickery, crystal proctology, navel gazing, cloud bursting, and, apparently, white bread peanut butter sandwiches, to differentiate them from real medicine.
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what about colonic irrigation, does that cum under “Health” or “Wellness therapies” ?
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it comes under ‘over-sharing’, as do most of the posts about your back passage.
Your mouth and your arse seem to share a common disfunction in that you have no ability to control either. Seek medical attention immediately. I prescribe two corks.
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you are not paying attention yesterday I said I drink CASK wine, aka wombat piss
casks dont cum with corks just a blader, any suggestions?
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a wine cork won’t do the job. Both your gob and your ringpiece are so distended from overuse that something larger is required. I was thinking of the large rubber bungs that they use to plug the holes on wine barrels. Shove one of those in each orifice and then secure in place with gaffer tape. Then pack your bags and fuck off somewhere distant, preferably on Qantas so you can’t come back.
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What are you on about, I think you have gone quite round the bend.
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if I went round the bend, I was only following you. Just how long will you keep at this to have the last word? I’m guessing that if you’ve got short term memory loss, that could be a long time.
Are you like the bloke in the movie ‘Memento’? Do you have to write things on your body to remember who you are? When you wake up in the morning, do you read the tattoo on the back of your hand that says ‘I am a total cunt’, and then get on with your day?
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Skunk, either you are a remarkably imaginative and exhaustive sock puppet, or you are the greatest wingnut since Hoey.
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I opened a jar of peanut paste for Krazy Kym on the weekend: does that make me a physician?
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That depends, did you bulk bill?
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And did you take a kickback from Kraft?
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Never get a feral to cater your protest movement.
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Ha ha! I get it. Never get a “feral” to “cat”er your protest movement. That’s why it’s such a “dog’s breakfast”. Tee hee!
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Hommus and tzatziki?? The minn-
ing bosses are just wait-
ing for them to starve.
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And the irony of it all is that there was a BBQ going on not far where they could have gotten a half-decent feed.
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Fucked if I’m redistributing my wealth to some mung bean farter who hasn’t even got the gumption to go and work on the minns.
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Come the revolution there will be no yours or minn – it will be everyone’s.
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Qantas – Nationalise them?
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Now Joe Hockey is saying the banks should be nationalised, what stargate did we go through on Saturday?
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I shall go down there and king hit them, my hubby is in mining as he loves to drill holes, its the great unwashed rabble like this who are trying to destroy my posh miners wife mullaloo lifestyle, so that I will no longer be able to afford a bottle to fart in let alone get my teeth fixed
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Maye your hubby would like to drill my hole? If he’s interested, he can find my contact details on the wall of the cubicle nearest the entrance of the gents toilets level 2 Murdoch library SW block.
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The trolls are trolling each other now. This is getitng a bit deconstructionist…
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We’ll just fucking troll you then okay?
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You troll other places too?
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Assembled Derridarians ,existentialists and CHOGsters, redistribution of the 1 percent’s wealth will be a long term political goal so we are going to have to get used to it. Specifically this will involve a redistribution of the Quantases’ board’s wealth and here more specifically I refer to the wealth of Sir General Peter Cosgrove QC KBE. Quibble and Bar.
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Is this the same Quantas board that’s in leegue with the minning industry?
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WAtching will be pleased to note our hemp smoking friends are supporters of the plastic fork industry.
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Are you looking at the fork resting on the peanut butter lid? I too thought it was plastic, but on closer inspection am not so sure now.
Still as NF#1 points out above, the generic brand white bread is worst worthy alone.
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I cant eat Crunchy peenut butter, the sharp little chards of undigested peenut get stuck in my diverticuliti in my large kolon, and tear my rectum upon evacuation, causing my haemorrhoids to bleed. So I cant think why they named it the “Wellness Centre”. I think its safer to stick with cheap wombat piss for a liquid lunch when one can
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Does look like a metal knife poking out of jar of globalised food comglomerate Kraft vagmite? Free healing
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But metal comes from minning, raping mother earth etc etc… or is this too much thought and follow through for people who can’t set up a card table usefully?
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Ye gods and little fishes – just realised the punctuation on the signs is cutesie daisies…
Nooooooo!
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RubyRed, Thats not punctuation, the’re bullets
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Even worse. Bloody hippies.
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Went and had a gawk. Okay, was going to the TAB tent in Forrest Place to hand in the token from Teh Worst for a mystery punt… There is so much worstness going on there, but I’ll spare you the anti-gambling /state of contemporary Perth newspapers diatribe(s).
Apparently these displaced Freo naturals “support the 99%”.
Hmm.
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RubyRed, A carnation placed in the barrel of a gun is a sure sign of a pederast. Now can anyone tell me why weren’t all the CHOGM-ites given a green carnation?
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Gaa! But not a spork to be seen!
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Pleased also to note the first pic is consistent with TWOP protocol – get the backdoor shot first, and the rest sorts itself out.
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Winds of change! Botica’s Bunch (of Cunts) topple Cameron.
http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/perth-confidential/mix-945s-the-bunch-rule-breakfast-in-radio-ratings/story-e6frg30l-1226181500581
In other news, Canberra still very cold.
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But are any of them worth listening to?
I’ll keep sticking with 100.9 for now…
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It’s sad, I know, but Botica’s bunch represent the tastes of 99% of Perth’s downtrodden CUB arseholes.
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Sigh. I sniff the return of Gary Shannon, if he’s back from his Cretan archeological dig.
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Don’t you mean his “cretin” dig for more listeners?
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He’s got Knossos up the Yin Yang.
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occupy vacancy? thy name is Gary Shannon
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But just one Gazza wouldn’t suffice . I wanna whole bunch of ’em.
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Oh dear: TLA getting Facebook bucketing…
“ah, nothing like a bit of activist bashing to make you feel more secure in your complacent apathy.”
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I am?
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Not sure that it’s personal to TLA. I think it may be directed towards all TWOP regular haters. Or just all haters. Complacently apathetic ones, of course.
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What about complacently apathetic activists? Ref photo above…
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You got rice milk you’re saying you’re a looser who is crying out to be mocked. Don’t shoot the messenger.
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I think it is. They don’t utter his name, but after reading between the lines it’s clear they regard him as a complete cunt.
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More likely reference to fair weather Communard.
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Who is slagging me off? I just heard Klag O’Callamity saying how well behaved they all were and how well they followed police instructions. A fail before they’ve even unpacked the rice milk.
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Occupy Facebook is a sit-in I could dig. They could ask that nice Mr Zuckerberg to pay them for their data he sells for billions.
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Sigh, If they had only asked… I’d have contributed some of my 1% toward a better piece of cardboard.
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Re-distribution of resources hey, well, my lime tree could do with some iron to pep it up. Perhaps some of the Pilbara could be re-distributed to my backyard. Seems equitable.
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Streams of urine from drunks will see you right. Gives a mojito a nice tang too.
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TLA, Ive got a deviated stream
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…
and this helps you how?
Its been nice, but can you go now?
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What do you call some wanker in orange safety gear who spends half his life in the entirely heterosexual pursuit of watching hardcore porn with fifty other blokes on some mine-site in the Pilbara while receiving an unjustifiably huge paypacket for it, the proceeds of which he will blow on a souped up HSV Clubsport with dumbarse personalised rego plates and Balinese hookers? A “cubbyhole”.
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WarriorTom?
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Sorry, but mine’s an XR8. And the only HSV in my life is the type that makes you itch down below.
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M’lud I rest my case. The defendant makes no defence.
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As any public servant Trotskyite will tell you, being a Worker is not about purveying the new middle class fashion polit-etiquette slavishly promoted by the forces of Worst here on this very website. Rice milk, crumpled cardboard and poor spelling, poor colour coordination, well that’s the Workers. Some of you metrosexual nerds vomiting up their distaste here have never even heard of punk, either. Oh look they haven’t ironed their jeans, how politically incorrect. Some of you Worst cunts are worse than the police.
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I heard of punk. It’s played.
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Ah yes the preference for the pure form of the aesthetic, once again betraying Worst’s californian prog rock assumptions.
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Ironing jeans. Also played. Prog rock? They still have that at the Wellness Centre? How shocking.
” Rice milk, crumpled cardboard and poor spelling, poor colour coordination, well that’s the Workers.” What cobblers. All those are admissions of defeat, admissions that they don’t have it and never will. The taste of rice milk is the taste of politely obeying the police when they tell you to fuck off. – And you do without a murmur. It’s all basically saying, “We are going to take it. Ask us how.” It’s about parking restrictions at The Freedom Centre. Let the rice milkers face off against the soy faction. Why not?
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The critique of Occupy Perth is nothing more than a call for registered lawns.
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Now that I can agree with.
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It’s more like they threatened to park a Ford Anglia on a registered lawn, were asked not to by the owner and were thanked by the park ranger for their contribution to hegemony.
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TLA, my step Dad had a lemon coloured Ford Anglia in QLD, the back window sloped inwards (instead of outwards), so it was great for keeping the sun off the back of your neck, although all in all it was a bit tight for comfort size wise
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One of the early proprietors of an oversized arse, Eh!?
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Rolly, you wouldn’t think my arse looks big if you saw me in my black baggy pants, lilac top and purple and black jacket, teamed up with my purple doc martens
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I can play ‘Pretty Vacant’ on the guitar
also ‘Boredom’ by the Buzzcocks,
that’s the first time I’ve seen ‘worker’ and ‘public servant’ in the same sentence
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Laminate it back to the stone age.
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agreed
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Assumptions you say?
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Jesus wept, TLA. This thread’s turned out as pathetic as the protest. London to a brick half these tools weren’t even born in ’77.
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Most punk is vomit – that was the whole point as far as I’m aware. It’s probably a bit harsh to bust people for not appreciating the debt that non-pop owes to punk. So I can only assume the point you are getting at is that if Occupy based its actions upon achieving a potent impact-factor like the simultaneously nihilistic/idealistic original punk scene, they’d get a whole lot further than they have so far. If so, I agree.
The tentacles of corporatisation reach into music, as I’m sure you and anyone with a real passion for quality music realises. While I laugh at those who buy Guy Sebastian CDs off the counter with their litre of Skim at the servo, or at those who use the power of Foxtel to record Glee and Idol on series repeat, I still don’t head down to the Annandale or the Lansdowne regularly to listen to the brand of music I support. Why? Similar reasons to the Wellness Centre set-up. It’s a sad, busted-arse scene and most of the action is elsewhere anyway (for Sydney-siders, the “Jagermeister Entrance” to the Annandale speaks volumes).
It’s not enough just to turn up, or even to organise the venue. You’ve got to have a clear point of view, and be able to express it. That’s where momentum comes from. So “eight demerit points for queen and country!”, perhaps we will in retrospect owe a ricey, hommus-like debt to the Occupiers. But personally I don’t hear the rallying cry of the driven, I hear the wet fart of the fed-up and powerless. Who’s really prepared to fuck themselves up and get dirty for the cause? Not the Occupiers, at least not yet, not in the spirit of punk. Pure punk imploded, to quote someone else, as a caricature of itself. The Wellness Centre projects a caricature of half-baked lower-middle-class protest. Bollocks these are the ‘workers’ – real workers don’t have the time, until there’s no work and no food.
If they want redistribution of wealth and resources, they should study economics and spread the argument that unlimited growth is an antiquated illusion that served us well, until over-population and hundreds of years of scientific endeavour piled up to provide the insight which exposed our unsustainable consumption of the natural world.
If they want conservation of the environment, they should study science and talk to their friends about the fallacy of focusing on carbon-dioxide emissions as a means to limiting environmental degradation, how it’s the equivalent of repainting your caravan in the path of a tornado.
If they want participatory democracy, they should study politics and convince people not to watch sound-bite news, and that if the majority of the voting population and political candidates spend zero time debating actual political philosophies, the result is an homogenous, ineffective mentality.
Blah.
Incidentally, Pink Flag, Marque Moon and Unknown Pleasures are more my style – post-punkesque perhaps, but then I am a child of grunge. I’m still working my way through the punk catalogue though, along with the last 50 years of rock. It’s taking time, commitment and focus, just like any worthwhile education. My protestations against pop and televised karaoke could one day actually hold some real weight.
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Winton, is that you?
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My protestations … could one day actually hold some real weight.
Meanwhile you can be a real punk, sitting at home listening to your Joy Division downloads while lambasting reactionary prog rockers with your entirely unheralded views.
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Joy Division are pretty rad and out there. I mean, I’ve never heard of hipster arseholes listening to Joy Division but I know of plenty that listen to Mercyful Fate and Bathory.
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I agree. Easy target for the haters – JD are pretty dark. The movie Control, about the band, is a bit of a minor masterpiece of the genre. Makes their albums a little more accessible I reckon.
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You were born in about 1999 right?
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um, yeah, sure, why not. Go on?
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Hmm. It does show.
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JD are shit. Once upon a time, like, when I was fourteen they were good. Actually, they’re good when anyone’s fourteen. But anyone who “discovers” them after the age of twenty is seriously just some low-life who gets off on listening to Chris De Burgh with headphones and imagines Greenday as being the soundtrack to the upcoming revolution (you know the one, where we slaughter the world’s supply of cows so that all the workers get to drink rice-milk).
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Yes, I know exactly what you mean. Thanks.
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The funniest part for me was a couple of women screaming at a man that was wearing one of those maccas shirts (has womans legs spread (not rude or anything) and says I’m loving it!)
They actually have an issue, with a man, wanting vagina.. No wonder it was so ridiculous here!
“Rice milk. Rice milk people! You are occupying Perth with fucking rice milk.” I love this!
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I suggest removing my dodgy comment :D
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You want which one removed?
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Here you go, here is the actual guy and “her” response.
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Silly girls seem to be unaware of what their ‘sisters’ get up to when not pretending to be lesbians.
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“Dread Sisters” – bloody get back to Freo with your stilts bloody bloody…
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Kudos TLA, classic thread.
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TL;DR
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Over chogm, I would’ve thought that THIS would have been the (one of the many politically related) worsts of perth:
The protestors are fighting for the betterment of society.
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Some lawns are registered some are just naturaly dust
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Rice milk is no foundation for a better society.
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It’s no use crying over a split faction.
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there was fighting? in rice milk? when did I miss that?
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just ask Sabrina
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Topical, ronggly, as strawberries are in season at the moment…
Haven’t seen any quite that large, locally.
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Fighting you say? We missed that bit.
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chill
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You’re launching the blog after it’s all over? The rice milk has turned already.
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And you may need some content. A registered lawn would be a good start.
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ah yes, the lovely moss-covered sun-dappled deciduous woodlands of Perth.
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Unimaginative banker.
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Two suggestions for posts
Peace declared between Rice Milk and Soy Bean branches.
Klag O’Callamity interviewed : declares CHOGM protests a triumphal breakthrough in both modern policing and negotiating.
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“Peace declared between Rice Milk and Soy Bean branches.”
Sure, that will happen.
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Four legumes good, paddy fields bad.
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The Rice Milkers have always been at war with the Soy Beaners.
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Big Udder is watching you
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Surely we can move on to greener pasteurs now…
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skinks tend to linger in the same place for a long time before they scurry off to greener pasteures
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Hahahahaha!
“OCCUPY Melbourne protesters have moved into the city’s Treasury Gardens.
“The small gathering was peaceful this morning, with people laying in the sun behind slogans including “You are the 99 per cent”.
“The scene is in stark contrast to protests in the city’s central business district about a fortnight ago when almost 100 demonstrators were arrested after clashing with police.
“The Occupy Melbourne movement was handing out flyers today, promoting a “peaceful sight-seeing march” through the city on Saturday, beginning at City Square at 3pm (AEDT).”
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/breaking-news/occupy-melbourne-protest-group-in-treasury-gardens/story-e6frg12u-1226184328012
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I seem to remember that Treasury Gardens was where I was puzzled by so many blokes queuing for/hanging round the dunnies, particularly when the urinal seemed free.
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TLA, It happens at 99% of the Ladies Dunnies as well
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Geez they must be really dedicated to the cause to use up all their annual leave at work in order to participate.
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Shazza,Dedicated Shit happens in Ladies Dunnies even during annual leave periods, participate and enjoy
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Surely anyone who successfully occupies Perth is welcome to keep it…?
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And i would definetly support a miming tax.
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Where do I sign up for this one?
If they earn beneath a certain amount in a day, can they pay in some other method? Community service? Imperial measures of flesh?
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Do those stupid fucking human statues count as mime? Either way, I fucking hate those cunts. The Smiths should be relieved there are at least 2 statues in Perth worse than anything they will ever produce.
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