No.1 by Orbea fasten this over your ringhole (aka stargate).
No 2 by Pete F. And it’s not the only worst on the board. Click for larger. Subiaco.
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The Worst of Perth 
Why no Reward?, Selfish People!
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Why no Reward? Cunts! (No offense)
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CHOGM should not be held in Australia. It is totally inappropriate whilst they continue to turn a blind eye to their own human rights abuses: http://www.expendable.tv
What they have done to her is a disgrace, and includes a hefty slice of propaganda for the sheep, bearing in mind that all major newspapers are owned by just two organizations, and one of them is News Corp.
That project conclusively proves not just a corrupt government, but a nation prepared to sell human rights to hide its own corruption. Unreported in Australia, of course.
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Wow – a Schappelle conspiracy theory site.
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Really? I saw sheep and thought it must be anti live trade. There are still Schappelle truthers?
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oh yeah, and the truth is going to come out one day.
can’t wait.
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Schappelle is a human twin towers.
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so who’s flying the planes?
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Typical newbie truther mistake. There were no planes. Schapelle was detonated by a cabal of jews and US government public servants. Is it really likely that she flew a normal commercial flight from Australia to Bali? No, she was dropped off 2 miles off the Indonesian coast by a Sea Shepherd mini sub, meeting only with her Mexican handlers just before entering the airport. Possibly Adelaide Airport. Finally emerging via a stargate into Bali.
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and who’s in charge of all this?
The Duke of Edinburgh, that’s who
and where is he right now?
In Perth
coincidence? I think not.
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I think I made a mistake asking to be taken off the CEC email list.
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they have a mailing list?
now that could be entertaining?
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Go right on ahead Vegan, makes for great water cooler discussion points
http://cecaust.com.au/main.asp?id=mailto.html
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Those CEC cunts have just letter bombed my workplace with their newspaper “The New Citizen”.
Front page headline: “Defeat the British Crown’s Green Fascist Dictatorship” illustrated with a picture of her madge next to another of Herr Hitler at Nuremberg. Nice. 6 columns of insane rant that is “Continued on page 2”.
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yes, i see the queen wants to kill me with her radical green agenda.
i did not know that.
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It’s true Vegan. HRH bores everyone to tears, constantly banging on about grey water recycling and light rail. Enough already Liz, they shout.
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Madamm’s FB indicates she’s also a Sea Shepherder. And a fan of … erm … Adelaide Airport?
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Ahh. So now we reach endgame.
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Looking back, I’m not sure if we’re at “So the dance begins” or “We’ve reached endgame.” Schappelle, Adelaide Airport, Sea Shepherd.. it’s all a bit much for Friday afternoon.
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And John Howard.
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Wow indeed.
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unreported because it is hypothetical?
I would have thought a poor human rights record would make Australia well qualified to play host to Zimbabwe, Malaysia, Pakistan, Gambia, Cameroon etc,
in fact, apart from a reluctance to curtsy to an elderly German woman, a poor human rights record is the only thing the Commonwealth countries have in common.
you do know that Indonesia is not in the Commonwealth?
I want to see the move. Where’s the movie? Come on, I need a laugh
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Sadly Australian sheep have no rights
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For the Schappelle truthers.
http://www.thecommonwealth.org/Internal/191086/142227/members/
These are the countries which are going to attend CHOG’M.Note that Indonesia is not among them. There are plenty of other human rights abuses in the Commonwealth. Take your pick.
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‘After the shooting stopped and panic subsided, only a monkey was still at large.’
my favourite news header of the year
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Better than Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in Badger Den?
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You forgot the half eaten part.
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nothing was better than that bento.
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Now there was a looser.
As usual the State Government stuffs things up completely. In fact whatever the State Government does is a measure of incompetence. The sign should say
You must obey arbitrary directions of Police. Practice standing on one leg for hours on end before attendance.
You may be subject to Col’n or Klag.
Penalties will apply.
Now to the other loosers. .She/He took off because the lousy cheapskates only fed she/he dog food
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http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/wa/num_act/chogmpa201123o2011585/
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and a happy International Fisting Day to everyone
(yes, really, just google it)
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Talk like a fister?
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I was born a …
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CHOGM police powers = Rob Johnson’s wet dream.
Courtesy of the Illiberal Party.
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OT but I’d love to see that Stink tweet crossposted to reddit or one of the many outraged 1% sites.
Come to think of it, not OT – Occupy Perth is being conducted next weekend.
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chogum should be permanently held in Perth because Perth and WA are supporting the rest of Australia in particular, the Eastern States and also China in relation to WA’s top quality mineral exports which would otherwise mean economic collapse in China. It’s about time the world recognised the unique west australian which has created these mineral resources: the steely look, the iron handshake, the girl working at Coles who thinks you want to sexually pester her because you say hi at the checkout. It’s the same with house prices which have increased hugely in Perth simply because of the virtues of the WA houseowner. (there are houses in my street which remain low priced because foreingers own them). Yes send us a thousand chogums.
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I keep trying to read this but eyes seem to slide off the screen each time I get around half way through. Can I get this translated?
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am I to understand that the entire wealth of Australia and China is to be credited to one check-out chick?
where should we go to thank her? does she work at the Coles in Dog Swamp?
I bet she gets that iron handshake from breaking open those rolls of dollar coins, and from tossing off the delivery drivers behind the bins in the loading bay.
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I think this is actually Tim Winton’s first genuine personal contribution to this site, but to avoid persecution has employed a very clever pseudonym.
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Onnie is back!!
I’m not sure this link is going to work.
OccupyPerth’s legal advice
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hear hear
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Ima gonna let you finish… and then
cunt
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But the checkout chicks at Coles say hi first, before winking and whispering “Because everyone buys sausages”.
Perhaps it’s no wonder some get the message mixed.
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I like to think there is a circling pack of wingnuts out there in the web that was attracted to a post about CHOGM like sharks attracted to blood in the water.
what do the current Google stats say about the search criteria bringing them here?
‘CHOGM + duke of edinburgh + fisting + worst anal + truth + bolt’ ?
(I only wrote that as bait to attract more of them)
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CEC views a cert
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does he think a chogum is like a shogun?
or has he wandered away from commenting at teh worst website?
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Manners everyone! Lets just take a minute to appreciate long onw’s spelling & the lack of random capitalization in this post. The contents I’m fairly sure could be inserted into the collective menses in such a manner as to cause the populace to feel so chuffed that they’d put on an inclusive sort of event, a bbq perhaps. Where they stand around & congratulate each other on how well we’re doing.
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Duke of Edinburgh will be happy – chogm fisting bolt happiness
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* ‘send us a thousand Chongums’ FTFY
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chongasm
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Looks like someone asked David Thorne to make a poster for them. For free.
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Unconvincing attempts to deny the brutal reality of a walk down rokeby road where Generation Bogan Boomer strip mines the wagamama air as it sniffs the office seat for anything of worth. If there is a chogm there must be a chogum there must be a chogasm! The dog is lost INDEED but WILL NOT SELL ITSELF CHEAPLY TO SOME COLES CUSTOMER!
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How dare you: there are no bogans in Subi.
I said good DAY, sir.
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are you elsewhere to day dfoc?
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Uni done last week so I am at my desk in the leafy western suburbs
making up thingsinvestigating for next week’s POST.LikeLike
Are youse coming to the Meeja Ball this year?
No speech from me, so not as entertaining, but…
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we is fleeing the chogum and will be house sitting windsor for betty.
given that you won’t be making the speech, i couldn’t see the point.
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“..fade up the all caps”
“ready with fx”
“standby strobes..”
“ok … and cue fucktard”
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What does Buswell have to do with this?
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I think I’ve got the connection shazza – I regularly run into TB getting a roadie at the bottleshop up the road from DfoCs office.
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This things goes deep, Pete.
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I feel so awful. I’m just another fucking spunkbubble travailing across this universe. I’m such a shit person, seriously. I reckon I’ll protest at CHOGM just so that I get my head kicked in, the fucking cunting useless spunkbubble of a monkey’s clit that I am. 8 Ace please…
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http://smallbeerblog.blogspot.com/2010/05/octavius-tinsworth-federidge-ace.html
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I thought CHOGM was something they fed to sharks?
It should be.
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no, that’s american scuba divers.
too soon?
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No, furry muff
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I think you’re supposed to wait an hour.
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Has anybody rung the number and reported finding the rabbit?
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I just found it… in my top hat. And yes, it was a dog when I put it in there.
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Sign was gone today. Now a vanished worst.
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I stole it as a trophy
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