Meat: what is it good for? Absolutely nothing, and Coles alienate vegetarians and vegans (they also have a chicen version).
Try and make meat out of this, Coles: if you do you’ll have to go to West Swan.
Coles are so dumb they had an ad in Teh Werst yesterday referring to Mossman Park, Mandrah, and Kalamanda. Bloody t’othersiders. You know why Jesus wasn’t born in Perth? They couldn’t find three wise men from the east. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Filthy disgusting envelopes from Sydney and Melbourne are no doubt why this is required somewhere in Nedlands.
Your retch-making mail is the reason why we have CHOGM and you don’t.
Ah, well: forget about the eastern states. It’s the weekend – put your feet up.
The Worst of Perth 
YES. Wee Willy Winkie – YES.
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The Coles ad is the Pensioner Pack Telethon Pronunciation Edition.
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Yes Stuie ( Stuart Wagstaff) is more than a little bit thespianised ( remember his black face Othello ?) but all praise to his contributions to charity.
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Waggers had me at the cravat. The highlight of Telethon was always the pronunciation.
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Good to see that you’ve lniked my friend’s Youtube channel which has lots of Aus TV Gems including the full version of the famous Graham Kennedy Show spray at then Media Minister:
From the Description:
You come up with the goods yet again, Mr Calabrese :)
Heady stuff, especially for 1975!
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As somebody said:
“People sit on the Post Office steps, so what’s wrong with feet on seats?”
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How will these common supermarket bangers compare with the royal ones the Queen will approve for consumption by the hoard of servile plebeians at the great CHOGM sausage sizzle?
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Maybe they’ll serve her up the Coat of Arms on a plate with a can of EB on the side instead.
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Hey, they could’ve labelled Coles Mosman Park as just Mosman…that’s an estuary suburb near the beach too, as well as having a Coles. But that’s the Sydney North Shore version.
Then again, Coles have their HQ in Tooronga in Melbourne. But as a company owned by a WA enterprise, Wesfarmers, you’d think there’d be some minding of p’s and q’s.
And the “Because we all buy…” campaign has now extended to mince, albeit the rubbish 3-star type. None of that (sausages, mince and chicen [sic]) applies to me, for I’m a veggo. And if I did but meat, say to entertain my omnivorous friends, I only go for the grass fed/free range organic stuff, which cost truly reflects all that goes into rearing animals for slaughter, but done in a responsible manner.
Bleeding heart leftie pinko libtard I am.
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Wesfarmers shot themselves into the foot by buying coles. I don’t see them having the same success they had with Bunnings. If you call that kind of monopoly success.
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And it’ll only get worse, once Woolworths enters the hardware fray in next couple years…Wesfarmers have been getting away with a virtual monopoly with hardware the last decade-or-so, relegating all the small independents and franchises (Mitre 10, Home and Makit) to also-ran status, some only propped up by a dedicated hardcore of tradespeople, who prefer their better service and ability to cater to their specific needs; those that haven’t are now long gone.
It’ll just be another effective duopoly like the supermarkets. And that is no better than a virtual monopoly…the mainstream consumers have traded better variety and price for a bit of big-box convenience. We are a stupid lot, really.
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Thats cheap, At Woolworths there about $10, Also im currently trying to work out where that stupid telephon car is currently driving.
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cunt
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You are stupid. The end.
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