Weekend Worstoff 173 CHOGM special

Posted on October 15, 2011 by AHC McDonald

CHOGM. If it only saves you once a year, it’s a good year. All except first pic of police CHOGM debriefing room by RubyRuby.CHOGM welcomes the few non homosexual executing Commonwealth leaders. AKA Canada. Butt cams are a right not a privilege African despots! RubyRuby.More Ruby. Tools of all nations. Shorts fit for a queen.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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48 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 173 CHOGM special

  1. Paracleet says:
    October 15, 2011 at 9:22 am

    A Grade worsting.

    Beatnics STARGATES? The mind boggles.

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  3. B.T. says:
    October 15, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    Clearly a fake police command center photo. There is only one name on the “Smartarses” list.

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  4. rottobloggo says:
    October 15, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    What happens in the reifing room??

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  5. Snuff says:
    October 15, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    Erotic and exotic, yet I refuse to woogle butt cam, for as we know, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

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  6. Bag O'Turnips says:
    October 15, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    I want my Brownes’ commemorative CHOGM Chill, damnit!

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  7. Bag O'Turnips says:
    October 15, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    Anyone watching that annual WorstFest called Telethon? Not I for one.

    Where else can you rope in Jeff Newman, Fat Cat, all of the galaxy of Perthonalities, boy band habitués of the Westfield circuit and other dickheads and has-beens under one roof, once a year?

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  8. Madamm Geeky says:
    October 16, 2011 at 5:34 am

    This should not be held in Australia. It is totally inappropriate whilst they continue to turn a blind eye to their own human rights abuses: http://www.expendable.tv

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  9. Paul W. says:
    October 16, 2011 at 6:18 am

    I’m stunned. I thought there was a law against making jokes about CHOGM. Is the debriefing room where they remove their briefs?

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  10. The Legend 101 says:
    October 16, 2011 at 6:46 am

    I am watching Telephon and also Centro Galleria is open today from 10am-6pm, Might go there this morning aswell.

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  11. The Legend 101 says:
    October 16, 2011 at 6:47 am

    Yes i am watching Telephon.

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  12. JaneZ says:
    October 16, 2011 at 9:54 am

    Brought to you by Telecom

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:
      October 16, 2011 at 4:09 pm

      Ahhh, memories of a far simpler time…when a 24-hour broadcast in—gasp!—new-fangled colour TV, to be entertained by the likes of Peter Dean, John Fryer, Fat Cat & Percy Penguin and Stephanie Quinlan, and one rang a six-digit number on a rotary-dial, pulse-tone Telecom telephone, to pledge a donation to be honoured at your local R&I Bank…’twas was the heady stuff of October 1975.

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      • Frank Calabrese says:
        October 17, 2011 at 12:51 am

        Speaking of which – Keith Geary gave a lovely tribute to Fat Cat’s first Handler the late Reggie Whiteman with some video overly of the cat in action with comments from Keith McDonald, Sharon Dale – who lookes fugly and Sandy Baker – pity the screaming teens in the audience were screaming etc and ruined a somewhat loving tribute.

        Then they crossed to the current incarnation and a group of teens who did a medely to two Justin Beiber Hits.

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    • The Legend 101 says:
      October 17, 2011 at 5:29 am

      Good Joke!

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  13. skink says:
    October 17, 2011 at 9:32 am

    Meant to take a photo of the freeway signs this morning. They currently read CHOGM-Consider alternate travel plans’ or something similar.

    why don’t they just say ‘run away!’

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  14. Bill O'Slatter says:
    October 18, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    The third world despots coming to CHOGM need to know that their security is in safe hands. Now back in their home countries they no doubt what have their equivalent to the SS but here they are going to have to rely on our equivalent Klag O’Calammitty ,so no doubt they would appreciate a backgrounder.
    Unlike most Westminster derived democracies Klag determines police policy matters in Western Australia without reference to parliament and here the despots will be heartened.
    A profile of Klag
    Family : in gaol
    Favorite books : 1984 and the Third Policeman. Klag feels that at the end Winston Smith has redeemed himself and been set on the right path.
    In the Third Policeman the bicycle is rightly brought to the front and center of the police armory.
    Favorite people : Aborigines.
    Favorite music : Beatnik era jazz and anything on Curtin FM.
    Favorite color: Blue
    Educational level: Ph.D ( see Peter Harries)

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  15. The Legend 101 says:
    October 22, 2011 at 5:15 am

    yay no school on Friday, Due to CHOGM

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  16. skink says:
    October 22, 2011 at 9:25 am

    but if there’s anyone that can’t afford to miss a day of school, it’s you

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