Gnome pond. Dianella.
Hi People
Can i make this submission
NOT SO SMART!
GERMANYS MOST POPULAR SMALL CAR WITH ONLY A SPEED OF 84 mph!. Thelegend101
Well you did ask for it. I was hoping for Bunbury.
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Dude, what happened to your aunty’s house in Dianella, or your trip to Bunbury?
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Those cars are dumb not SMART
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Agreed, Im back for Bunbury i was gone 4 days and also What auntys house are you refering to T.L.A? I said nothing about my auntys house.
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Agreed. I’m back from Bunbury. I was gone for 4 days. Also, which Aunty’s house are you referring to T.L.A? I said nothing about my Aunty’s house. cunt
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I know, What house T.L.A?
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Aunty’s car, Nanna’s bunions. Whatever.
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Teh Legend has just follwed up with gnome pond Dianella. A bit more like it. Added to this post.
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fuck off the german car, keep the gnome pond and add a location
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Dianella is close enough isn’t it?
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verifiability – it is a worst however, that pond, that edging, the concrete footings.
and shadow effect?
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Agreed
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Fuck you all. My Nanna AND Aunty both live in Bunbury, and they have houses.
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Im sure lots of people own a house!
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I’m sure lots of people own a house!
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Stop Copying!
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Stop copying!
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don’t you have a policy of original material only?
now that you have his email address, can you send the police around there and get them to use their special CHOGM powers to taser his ass and deport him to Bunbury? (no offence)
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Me?
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yes, you, cunt
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Go Away!
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Go away!
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Why dont U?
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Why don’t U?
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Your very annoying!
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You’re
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I’m always hoping for Bunbury. Sadly I usually only get swampcity.
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TLA – what are you doing?
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Everyone was saying submit something or shut up. He submitted. There it is.
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No chance on a retrospective “too little, too late” clause?!
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heh
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thankyou TLA
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merry cuntmas cunt
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Colin Barnett promises ‘historic’ CHOGM barbecue where he will personally hand the Queen ‘ a classic sausage and tomato sauce sandwich.’
how Worst is that?
note that this is an alcohol free event and Colin asks that everyone behave themselves or else they will be machine-gunned from a black helicopter.
police say: ‘We know more than you think.’
really. Do they know where Craig Puddy’s body is? No, thought not.
will there be a special CHOGM week of Worsts? Prizes for anyone who gets a photo of a dictator of a TPLAC? Cameras at the ready, folks, becuase Perth gets the opportunity to strut on the World Stage of Worst
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/what-will-the-queen-get-up-to-in-perth-20111013-1ln4u.html
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/chogm-protest-organisers-claim-homes-raided-phones-confiscated-20111014-1log2.html
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Have been sent some more CHOGM.
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Given the way TWOP dominates search rankings I say all chogm, all the time. Surely the aides of foreign despots wouldn’t just accept whatever rubbish SheRa & Barney sent them? A little bit of googling? Just to check on whether Bobbi’s has a back entrance. Snigger.
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I don’t dominate CHOGM results. Too much buzz and OOshta around. Lots of other links.
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Cypriots are having their CHOGM bash in the Langley – lots to celebrate in unity and ongoing peace and love for all at this event. Great to see.
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How about that, first TWOP entry on thegoogle for simple CHOGM search is page 3, CHOGM Perth is page 5.
Won’t take long.
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Bugger. Outrage is actually here teaching journalistic ethics to loosers. So it looks ike neat vodka for me then.
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Oh well.
Fruitnveg store won’t close before 5 today. Then Freo where I’ll use them as prizes to encourage hipsters to do tricks.
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It must be a prerequisite for journalism ethics lecturers to be … eccentric. My lecturer back in the mid-90s opened the first lecture by announcing, to about 200 Arts students, that he was hypersensitive to odours, and requested we refrain from wearing deodorant.
Fortunately he was roundly ignored.
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Were you not invited TLA? Neither was I
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CHOGM. Are any important world leaders attending?
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Little does Klag know. Troublemakers are gathering on the W.A. border for CHOGM, but Klag does Know about all you TWOP Kunze and has you blacklisted.
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The cow has left the barnyard. Repeat, the cow has left…
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That gnome pond is brilliant.
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Big enough to house a family…of mosquitos, methinks.
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“GERMANYS MOST POPULAR SMALL CAR WITH ONLY A SPEED OF 84 mph!.”
Considering that the majority of Europeans live in the larger cities where congestion completely defies movement, anything more than 20 m.p.h. (32.18688 Km/Hr) can be deemed to be in excess of requirements.
In Aus., where anything faster than 50Km/Hr is beyond the driving skills of the majority of
driversvehicle guiders, even the Smart is dramatically overpowered.LikeLike
Get off my lawn!
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There is a Frog int hat pool what The Hell!!
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It’s come to pick off the Mosquito family systematically, one by one, all the while the gnomes stand sentry, utterly unmoved by the blood being spilt.
Perhaps that’s a CHOKE’M frogman getting some target practice.
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Yes but its not real, Its called a Garden Ordament.
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You god a code id duh dose?
Or problematic adenoids?
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Wa was dat?
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Auto TL101 correct failure. System unable to process the term ‘Ordament’
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I know that. But I wonder if the keeper of this potential mosquito pit realises this…perhaps they were hoping that the faux froggie would indeed serve such a purpose.
We all know that the real frogs have disappeared long ago; a cane toad has applied to take their place, with absolutely no guarantee of actual performance…
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OMG this post is like seismic!
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Nah!
It’s just the vibrancy!
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Fuckin gay krauts. No wonder they can’t win a world war when they cant even make a car as good as a bloody commodore!!!
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I’m going to assume you are just making a joke in bad taste, and don’t really mean it Mr Troll, or else I’m going to have to get all ‘Fuckin gay kraut’ on your ass. I happen to be proud of my german heritage but also glad we didn’t win the war. I think everyone agrees that would have been a bad thing, yeah :)
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Rouei, old chap, WarriorTom is not someone to take seriously.
After all, where would we be without the lead given to the wine industry by all those lovely immigrants to South Australia?
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lead? Wasn’t it mercury?
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Haha, yes I’m sorry it’s just a touchy subject for me at the moment, a neighbour called my father a filthy kraut just the other day and we’re all a bit riled about it. Now that I read my comment in retrospect I am taking him a bit seriously aren’t I?
Also, I’m very amused to report that my father was one of those immigrants to South Australia, but what do you mean by the lead/mercury?
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