Note to Fremantle writers. Put your shoes on. You look like tools. This Fremantle shoeless posing has just got to stop. This time it’s Craig Silvey. From The West via Saltysuzy.
- Put your shoes on Craig Silvey.
Coogee Beach Lion by Meccano. 
Snow Boozies by Cookster.
The Karratha Airport bar where Bento was to scared for his safety to order a Mojito. (Settled for a Sex on the Beach, VB back.) He also claimed there were no other worthy worsts in Karratha. None? In the Dunsborough of the north? You lie!
Baffling if not sinister door in Dog Swamp by Brendan H. All ages? 
And another winter warmer from Cookster Melbourne. Some sort of bikini waxing required?
The Worst of Perth 
Apropos of nothing, only because its a weekend of worsts, pic of author Craig Silvey in the West today in fucken bare feet. What is it with Freo writers and their manky feet?
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Can you take a shot and send it?
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Sheesh. Scherri-Lee Biggs is sans high-heels in one of her pics and no-one’s complaining.
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Not a salt encrusted freo writer. And noone’s looking at her feet.
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OK, I’ve added the pic.
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OMG RARE MOMENT OF CAPRICE IMPELLED
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You zig I zag baby.
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What has craig silvey written, is silvetstration the new wintoning?
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Jasper Jones. Actually a good read. And not a pair of sand covered salty feet to be found.
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Good? That’s a shame.
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Rhubarb
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what exactly do you have to do to rate the word ‘celebrated’ ? Is that a euphemism for ‘published’ these days?
I blame ‘Dancing with the Stars’ for lowering the bar of celebrity
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Get published AND go humbly barefoot apparently.
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I’m in the paper and wearing Tevas, so I’m right on the cusp…edgy, that’s me.
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Is Tevas like Goretex?
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Yeah, but even better. It’s the thinking gerbalist’s Goretex.
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Yes Craig, you find it all ABSURD! Admit it, you stopped wearing shoes the second you got the word you’d be published. Absurd my arse. You love it.
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‘Absurd? Ferchrissakes I was shortlisted for the Miles Franklin. That Christos Tsiolkas got shortlisted for the the Franklin as well and lost out to Tim Winton. Well I spend my whole LIFE losing out to Tim Winton. I AM this state’s second-rate Tim Winton! Why else do you think I’m fucking barefoot. Do I have to be squeezing a fucking dugong for you to make the connection? Do you need teh ponytail as well? Tsiolkas gets ‘The Slap’ made into a drama on the ABC, but what do I get? Barking fucking Gecko. For kids for fucksake. Shortlisted I was! You bet I think it’s absurd.’
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Beautiful lion. As I recall, Karratha is just one great big worst.
Right, I’m outta here. Time for a spin down to Yumigahama.
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Nice Smowman, Where abouts is it built because we dont get much snow in Austrailia?.
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Sure we do, Have you been livi g under a rock!
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I adore the Kalamunda apres ski!
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Snowman was on Mt Buller, Vic
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Except for the ski fields of NSW, ACT, Vic….etc.
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What a feast today.
Great to see Dog Swamp on here.
Chinese Restaurant Font spelling out “Inne” in Karratha airport is very blade runner.
Love the blue lion.
Snow jugs, beer jugs.
In the Craig Silvey article the phrase “big hearted mateship” leapt out but that’s possibly confirmation bias.
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“Sacrificed a lot” leapt out at me … sacrificed his shoes?
Nice worsts, especially the Dog Swamp door.
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A guy walking along in front of me in Freo the other day was sans shoes too. Didnt look like a man of words though. Did I take a pic? Did I fuck.
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As I say, I saw two non lit types without shoes within seconds of arriving.
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Then the following day I got a pic of Peter DingDong Dingle in South Freo Woollies. He should have gone with no shoes rather than the wired things he had on his feet. Looked like a cross between scuba diving slippers and gloves. Did I get a pic of him buying Free Range Chicken? Did I fuck.
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Oh no: Tevas?
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No far worse.
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hohoho, not the thingos with separate toes? like gloves, but for your feet?
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Yes those things vegan.
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http://www.vibramfivefingers.it/eng/footwear.aspx
Not Worst. Saving up for at least one pair.
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I’m getting the vibe that Tevas are worn by cunts.
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Except for Krazy Kym and me, right?
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Sure. Whatever.
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When the call goes out “Is there a doctor in the house ?” its easier to rush off to the emergency in your Tevases.
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I’ve got an essay to write. So I’d better take off my shoes. But first if someone could suck my cock. Or maybe if I took off my shoes then FINALLY one of you f***** will suck my cock.
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