Nice. A tableau from Pete F. Nothing better than a tableau unless it’s tableaux. Worse even than recent Leederville action, Freo’s still back in 2007 artz mode. Well if it’s Freo, 1977 is still possible. Just to share a story. When I was in Freo the other day on High Street, the bus to Yangebup, the bus to fucking Yangebup tooted its horn for us to get out of the way. Dude, step off! You’re going to Yangebup! Also noted on High Street was the Bus to Kwinana Hub. Such was the Fremantle Vibrancy. And yes, I managed to get served another overcheesed Freo pizza, after begging the garcon to prevail on the kitchen to “ease up on the formaggio”. How do they have such crap pizzas in Fremantle? It’s as if these Italians had never visited Italy.
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Hmm, the tableau, I remember now, an afternoon of boozyness followed by inappropriate wearing of white thongs & claims to be Tim Winton so its ok to look like this. Fun night.
I do so love the vibrancy injected by running mostly empty buses up a dining area. Did you see the wave of black as the bus from Armadale (or Kwinarnia) vomits its cargo? Or perhaps that’s only weekends.
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Man oh man. Youse guys are so going to wake up with lesbian basketweavers’ stilts vibrating in your back when Shazza sees this.
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Yes, possibly poor timing. I may not get my red dirt photo now.
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* t shirts alighting.
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Pfft, bloody tourists.
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Very funny, shaz.
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heh!
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I don’t see what’s so worstish about the last photo, it’s kind of nice… in a ‘let’s listen to weird music and talk about our shakras’ kind of way.
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Agreed GB. I like the mosaic house. I walk past it regularly.
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Teh dolphin.
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Surely when you live on the coast it’s context appropriate?
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So where’s the mosaic of the live sheep carrier, and the barefoot plonker in Nepalese hat?
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And the mosaic of Nepalese prayer flags, and/or the Nepalese prayer flags with mosaics?
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And silhouettes of the local member dogging with the minister for housing.
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That’s it. Enough internet for today. Thanks PL.
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Lightweight!
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Never. NEVER I say. Especially on the coast.
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Dolphins on front page of Herald today.
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It is time for you to vent in a Thinking Allowed, shazz.
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I did consider it re. the vaccination debate. I did have an entire letter published once on the topic. Yes, perhaps it’s time to write a diatribe. But what to speak of? Stilts? Hemp? Footwear or lack thereof? The merits of dolphin mosaics?
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Hemp stilts are the new shoes?
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Vaccination debate is never untimely. Meryl is coming to town for the ‘conscious living’ expo in October (the same weekend as CHOGM) and planning a few seminars so it would be even more timely. Do it!
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Meryl here? Is she using the modern science of flight to get here?
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Who is Meryl? I may want to troll / heckle.
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Just ignore the immunofascists you might see here RR. They want to kill our kids.
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RubyRuby meryldorey.org
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it’s not morley shazz.
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Ahem, Mr moderator, I have my Big Issue complete with reviews, but no bio. What is this? Russia?
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I’m not sure what that means.
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Guest book reviewer in the big issue – one A McD. Do you claim there’s more than one?
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Not me. What book?
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Dogging for Dummies
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Hornbags vs Blankets.
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For Dummies
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I have had suggested to me a range of titles such as “Excel for Poofters”.
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I don’t have it with me. Could possibly have passed for you, although there were no cunts mentioned.
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I’m not anti book reveiwing. Throw me a Winton or an Elton.
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Heh, I’d like to see that. Oh wait, I have.
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I like that bottom mosaic, Very Colourful
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Is anyone else going to the Hulbert Street Sustainability Fiesta?
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Come and join in our annual celebration of all things sustainable on Hulbert Street over the weekend of September 24th and 25th. With two open homes, five open gardens, five opn art studios, two busking spots, a show and tell area and lots of stalls, Hulbert Street is the place to come and be inspired and have fun! Tell your friends!
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Everyone is afraid to reply in case you mean it.
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Which level of Hell is that?
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The kind that makes Sth Freo as big a traffic shambles as the rest of Freo. The streets fill with indignant pedestrians demanding their right of way & asking where the dolphin fresco is.
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open this, open that… it’s all an elaborate masque for profound inhibitions
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So, it’s settled, then – TWOP to crash the HSSF on Saturday. Bring your own turbo powered, sticker plastered ute of choice… we should fit in well! (Shazza, can you organise stilts?)
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