I will actually be in Freo this evening for some Worsting bizness. I might try my hand at a little street art therapy in Dockerland. The Eagles? Well they need psychosurgery. No lavender enema’s going to cure that shit.
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I always thought football supporters were a little bit retarded. Was convinced of it after I tried to book tickets yesterday via the cunts at ticketsomething. Only the committed would persevere through that. I gave up in the end, sorry my visitors, you’ll have to be special somewhere else.
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Eagles and Dockers supporters are more realistically a basis for psychiatry research, together with all sports fans who rarely, if ever, actually get involved, or, dare I mention such a thing, actually participate.
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Hear hear
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What’s wrong with dogging your opponents’ mothers?
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Its all dog, all the time now.
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You two are doggedly pursuing this one.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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Surely if you’re going to live in Sidcup, you shouldn’t be too bothered?
I mean, Sidcup is possibly the Kelmscott of London?
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Indeed. RR. In fact I’d have to concur with the comment from Christoph_LeTod … “Look, in the picture Linda Hogg from Sidcup is back in the field! What did she hope to achieve if not to see another naked man with a horse?”
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Any supporter of AFL needs examining.
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I wonder what videos they’d get to watch. Salo maybe. Or perhaps this one?
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A Serbian Film?
(Go on, Google it if you haven’t heard of it.)
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Psychosurgery requires a brain which would be the main reason Dockers supporters would be ineligible for that option. Given they are used to having objects inserted into their rectum by every visiting team – I think the enema is a wise choice. The elephant in the room is that Abdul is most likely a xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx brainwashing these poor footy supporters.
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You’re saying Abdul is a Carlton supporter?
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Somehow fit with the title of this post … any other fans of Perth’s latest pop sensation, Vee?
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‘I’m going to slip my cd under your BOLTED DOOR and hopefully’
Jesus fuck
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Aversion therapy
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1 minute in Freo 1 tandem bike with Nepalese hats and also 2 plonkers with bare feet.
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Any doggers on strings?
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Tomorrows post.
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Prams, the other must have for furmantle.
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Excuse me sir, were you aware you are wearing white thongs indoors in winter? You were? Please continue.
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You are aware that Freo council pays people to wander round clad in this manner to maintain the maritime bohoness. There was a flyer with the rates notice, along with the tattoo voucher (non-renouncable).
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All this Nepalese hat and barefoot shit is just so obviously bogus. Now that you’re just as likely to get someone environmentally savvy in fucking Maylands as Freo, it’s time for the tired old Slapper that is Freo to move on. What a hole it is now.
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No offence.
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The two on the tandem bike are Tim and Sharni. They are the organisers of the annual Hulbert St Sustainability Festival, and owners of the Painted Fish B&B, which is decidedly not worst.
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They weren’t hauling a restaurant tram so I suppose that’s something.
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Where are you?
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Was outside Ginos. Now on my way out.
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Vee… Capri?
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The new Amy Winegum,
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She was on page 3 of the POST last week – a delightful and talented young woman!
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Page 3?
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I know: it should have been on the front – but what can you do?
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I think he means PAGE 3
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Good day, sir. I said good DAY.
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And in case I don’t see you, good night.
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Interesting song, but I really want to hear how she tackles an old Perth standard like ‘City Subaru’.
Do people make Mix CDs any more?
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‘City Subaru’
Gold.
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Agreed. I missed that the first time around. Nice one.
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I had to look it up. Definitely gold.
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Dockers,Shockers! sorry to anyone who supports them.
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Presumably the lab rats were too smart for whatever is being proposed, hence the need to use football supporters. If this is correct, why wouldn’t you use Collingwood supporters? (Answer below)
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A: Because their parole officer would have had to read it to them.
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No i do not suport collingwood i go for The Eagles!, Anyway most of the Collingwood supports are drunk bogans (Sorry If thats sterotyping) so thats why they dont use them R.S.L.
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Apparently tonnes of Pilbara Red Dirt are being dumped outside Yartz centre today. Need photo.
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Cremated Red Dog?
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If this was Claremont, you’d be on it like hornbag on a blanket. Open your mind man and get me a photo.
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If it’s not in the western suburbs it may as well be Noodle, Texas.
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Or Memphis, Tennessee.
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It’s called Pindan.
Just in case you were interested.
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