Another reason bookshops are dying in the arse. Not enough books like Poultry for sale. By FDS Banal-ology who sent in “a heap of worsts”.
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Time was when moustachioed men would prance around their apartments singing I feel like chicken tonight, but nobody could go there.
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That backdrop is amazing.
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you can see where the fried chicken went.
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Absofuckinglutely brilliant worst.
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Kwinana Mayor set to argue the town’s merits this arvo on 720. Should be a hoot.
http://www.facebook.com/720abcperth
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That’ll be a short program.
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And people wonder why Krazy Kym and I are pescetarian…
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You think there’s not a similarly awful fish version of this tome?
You just think about that over dinner.
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I’m not sure that “heap” is the correct collective noun for Worsts.
Perhaps a “Chong” of Worsts?
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a darch?
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Darch already means something else. I vote a “twon” of worsts.
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A “perth” of worsts.
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surely a darch is powerful enough to mean many things?
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Yeah, it’s become personal re Darch being a Ground Zero for Worsts: last Friday, I had a car crash (I’m OK, but I did cop some muscular soreness at the back of my neck as a result) there (OK, along its southernmost border on Hepburn) and yes, I was at fault.
But I’m going to blame it on being on the Darch side of the road and the bad influence that that suburb exerts upon those who dare traverse it.
At least it gives something to recommend to Marangaroo, that at least it’s no Darch!
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You must be hurting, not iterating the compliance plate gen of both (all?) vehicles.
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When I filed the report, I tried to locate it as “Marangaroo”, but the drop pin on the GoogleEarth map insisted that Hepburn Avenue is indeed in Fucking Darch.
Just my bloody luck. But at least I have a valid reason to despise the suburb, even though my excellent hairdresser—who is based on Teh Arrondissement, no less—resides there after hours, so I pity him for his poor choice on that front.
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Darch. Right. I don’t know whether to say “You magnificent bastard”, or “you poor cunt”.
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Oh gawd………LOL
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Tastes like chicken, looks like beaver.
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Told you all those artificial growth hormones in chicken were doing awful things to our children…
I also think it maybe time for an exorcism. That smile is near demonic.
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So there selling food because they ran out of books?
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