Another opaque Perth masterpiece by James N. (Wait, Purple Wyrm?) Every week to the hairdresser? To have what? Sex on the piles of old hair? And isn’t this the sort of note that should be handwritten? Printed, it has the feel of a latent laminator. Nedlands.
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Maybe they just shift work to get money to spend at the hairdresser.
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Gotta get up pretty early to get one past TL101. 5.11am to be exact.
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How Would you Know, it wasnt before that?
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given the time difference, and his obvious lack of basic grammar and his constant struggle with simple reasoning, I am beginning to suspect he lives in Queensland.
either that or he’s an insomniac with a head injury
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“… I am beginning to suspect he lives in Queensland.”
That is a terrible thing to say about anyone.
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Hey !
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Yep. I LOL-ed.
Mwahahaha…
So, when are you moving West, Langhorne?
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Before the next wet season I hope.
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So, you’re heading to the Pilbara? Or the Kimberley? …
Perth does do better limes than either…
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exist
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No I Do Not live In Queensland!
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and yet there is so much to recommend such a move…
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Where was this found? More background? Or is the riddle wrapped in mystery tied with enigma…part of the appeal?
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It’s a code…
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Lots ob ppl god theb dis tibe ob year.
Id’s de damb wedther does id, ‘sbessially in de crowded drains.
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What is?, Anyway i havent talked to you in a while Shazza where did you go?
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Illuminati involvement for sure.
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Who the hell says “twice a fortnight”?
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someone with the phobia of odd numbers?
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Someone who does something twice a week on alternate weeks?
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What is it about Nedlands? The ultra-opaque Lindy Rosenwax tableaux was from there, too…
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In fact the note was lying in the road a mere two metres away from the site of the Lindy Rosenwax atrocities.
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This is concerning.
I wonder if the Stargate has been affected by the heavy rain, and is beaming down onto Hampden Road in error and interfering with the space/time continuum.
Either that, or 2011 Inseminators have been recruited by ‘Truthers to mess with our minds…
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Or vice-versa?
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The stargate does not interfere with the space/time continuum (it tunnels through it), and if it was ‘beaming down’ onto Hampton Road there would be a large hole cut out of the tarmac. If you’re going to conspiracy theorize using contemporary science fiction references at least be accurate about it…unless you are referring to something else in which case I apologise.
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DFOC’s science fiction physicks (sic) is impeccable.
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Though not in the vicinity, I hypothesise:
Firstly, that it’s related to this:
Secondly, that the twice weekly appointments are related to the requirement for waxing or trimming of some sort due to bad rostering practices.
BTW Lindy Rosenwax, doesn’t that sound like a drag name?
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It does. It’s all falling into place. Perhaps a rosenwax is some sort of pube control procedure a drag artiste needs to have a hairdresser perform regularly… maybe even twice a fortnight?
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I would guess it is to save the person going to the hairdressers twice a week to stop their hair falling out or turning Grey or something stress related, smart ass letter torn in half and driven over.
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Magnum P.I.?
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