Who can’t handle the truth? I was emailed this image today: no wonder TLA is so keen to dis’ Truthers. This is the smoking gun, the bloody shoe and the McGuffin rolled into one. Connect the dots and get the picture.
More evidence all is not well in Rurotardia: my Royalties for Regions scribing implement broke. Pen Inc.?
Krazy Kym and I went to that flash just-out-of-the-box-new small bar Hemingway’s Sorrow last night. It was painfully fashionable. After a creme de menthe we left in a state of ennui after seeing their toilets signs.
It just goes to show: the price of eternal not-Worst is vigilance.
The Worst of Perth 
*loosers
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**looser’s
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***caar’s
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Maylands? Eden Hill? Paris?
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Maaaate sorry: vigilance is at Kingsmeadow in Guildford, the pen is in the bin at Shenton Park.
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What the 3rd image is right losers do break into peoples cars.
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it’s the Bamboo Davros again
where is said new small bar? I’d like to go during the early honeymoon period, before the next new best thing opens and everyone moves on. Does it have tapas? I hear that’s trendy
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Tapas popular? Even the Seabreeze in S.Freo has moved on. not sure what to though.
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do we have to explain the concept of irony again?
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Nah, just remind me not to post after 12 hours in the Freo ED. There was a really great concept that I was heading towards, then just faded away…
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Judging by some responses further down, yes. Please to post a link.
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iFood.
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What the hell that made no sence.
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You misspelled ‘Hemingway’ in the tags
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“Worst tag”?
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Uncatetorisable
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am i meant to laugh at the toilet sign?
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It’s the I shit on fat chicks of toilet signs. I’m sure Enders wouldn’t go this far.
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first i peep on them, then i shit on them.
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has anyone actually been to Enders?
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I had that happen to me once at the old PICA bar. Disturbing, Not funny.
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I wanna know where this Hemingway place is too. Google only comes up with your blog — not such a bad thing.
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I’m hoping for a bar that serves ‘Death in the Afternoon’
Hemingway wrote: “This was arrived at by the author and three officers of the H.M.S. Danae after having spent seven hours overboard trying to get Capt. Bra Saunders’ fishing boat off a bank where she had gone with us in a N.W. gale.”
– 1 jigger of absinthe added to a champagne flute
– Add iced champagne until it attains the proper opalescence.
– A small amount of sugar or Gomme syrup can be added to round it out
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I have actually had that drink.
You might want to admire it from afar.
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Really? I was thinking that it sounded like a great idea for a morning pick-me-up… *pops champagne* – actually prosecco, but still a fizzy tasty drink, possibly tastier than champagne…
Hang on, there’s someone on the other line.
What’s that, liver? You’re applying for a separation? Why? What did I do this time? What do you mean “you’re dead to me now”?!
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