By Pete F. 
By EV. Even without the Gropper spelling, dolphin seafood just sounds a bit like Kangaroo pet meat to me.
And by Jaidn-Jaxxon’s friend Ganondorf who spotted this guaranteed linkfail while at Trigg, the breakers rolling in across the limestone spires like flecks of spittle on a Winton’s teeth.
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The Worst of Perth 
First one is charmingly not worst. Haven’t tried いるか yet, so not sure about the second. Last one’s weird. For sound.
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That’s Cliff’s, mate. With the apostrophe.
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Looks plural to me.
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I prefer snaper.
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That’s cobblers.
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Don’t come the raw prawn. Sooty Grunter.
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I thought it was smoked herring.
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Very nautical – from the Dolphin website:
In 2009 Ulf and Jen Benander were taking an afternoon walk along the foreshore in Mandurah and they saw a mother dolphin and her baby swimming close to the water’s edge. Jen being passionate about dolphins and coupled with her husband Ulf working for a Seafood Retailer at the time the name Dolphin Seafood was born, the logo was created and the company foundered.
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What a terrible shame.
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Even their typos are nautical.
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lol – foundered
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I wonder what the Seafood Retailer was formally known as?
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I was informally known as the Seafood Regurgitator for a while after a driveway incident at a party in Milne Street, Bayswater.
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Sounds like you came a gropper.
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Shouldn’t it be “floundered”?
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Terrible logo too.
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bring ya toothpicks
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Jen really was passionate about dolphins, coupling with her husband right there on the Mandurah foreshore that afternoon.
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So of the business ‘floundered’ was it only tempurary?
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oh for cod’s sake: not more seady puns.
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A flakey attempt at a pun.
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Never a time, but always a plaice
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I haddockupied my time well until now.
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This is all a bit too much to barra on a mundi afternoon.
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What next? Tales of herring-do?
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All this pesce traffic.
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It’s really hard to tuna this whiting noise out.
I porpoisely will keep my green lips sealed.
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Traffic wouldn’t be a problem if I trevally’d on the train.
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WHALE here we go again…
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I’m sure they’re “dolphin friendly”, in that they wouldn’t dream of excluding a bit of mammalian seafood fare on their extended price list.
Or you could just by a tin of tuna, the Polony of the Sea (or does that mantle go to “seafood extender”?), which I’m sure that there’s a little bit of such by-catch included, as not to be left out to go to waste.
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I intend to refer to tinned tuna as ‘sea polony’ from now. Thank you.
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$40 for 2 killos of fish! thats a rip off if its even true!.
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I can’t put any of that up, but I liked the bit about stealing your poetry. TLA
And I’m not sure what post piece you are referring to.
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It was quite hilarious, the goof ups!
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There was a man from Sweden
Promised this Aussie girl “Eden”
But he broke her heart
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Is that the WORST?
Just a short composition for fun.
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