Laser Show

Posted on May 6, 2011 by AHC McDonald

A Ford Laser decorated to look as stupid as a Gemini. Once again an interstate blow in soils the eyes of hardened lead crazed Fremantle tards. Auteured by Orbea. I have actually got some newbie submissions to get into.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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23 Responses to Laser Show

  1. The Legend 101 says:
    May 6, 2011 at 5:21 am

    Frematle is the new Northbridge.

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  2. RubyRuby says:
    May 6, 2011 at 7:29 am

    Optimism = including the last remaining hubcap in the paint job.

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  3. Pete says:
    May 6, 2011 at 7:51 am

    Looks about right, just missing the resident & mail box. Drive 1/2 way round the country, camp beside a rail line with views of a boat park.

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  4. rottobloggo says:
    May 6, 2011 at 10:07 am

    Outback to Freo,
    Blood drips from gaudy Laser:
    Parking ticket looms.

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  5. RubyRuby says:
    May 6, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Also reminds me of Episode 4 of the Bush Mechanics telly series – “The Rainmakers”.

    Bento?

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  6. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    May 6, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Laser Dreaming.

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    • RubyRuby says:
      May 6, 2011 at 8:38 pm

      Thank you, Snuff! Far more than I was looking for – obviously I need to set my sights higher…

      Particularly liked the “Welcome to Western Australia” sign in the clip – makes it nearly relevant for this blog.

      But… what on earth would they be trading it for in Freo? Dreadlocks? A pair of stilts from a lesbian mime artiste?

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  8. Lucky Star says:
    May 6, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    What an odd mix of “artwork”. It’s aboriginal mixed with tribal mixed with abstract. My head hurts from looking at it. I imagine they did it to hide the rust spots.

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  9. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:
    May 6, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    I was prepared to consider this harshly but as it’s from the NT, great job!

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  10. skinlessshins says:
    May 6, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    I love what appears to be a tribute to the coldwar on the rear end, what with the US tank on the right and what appears to be a new age hammer and sickle on the left.

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  11. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:
    May 6, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    One cannot help but admire the jaunty attitude to parking displayed in the first photo. Our unknown protaganist clearly rejects the societal norms of both vehicular adornment and structure. Bravo.

    Although, being from the NT, they could simply have been pissed.

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    • Rolly says:
      May 7, 2011 at 7:34 am

      Why particularly NT?
      Sobriety is so-o-o-o un-Australian.
      Like stealing money from pokey operators to help addicts who can’t help themselves.

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  12. The Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:
    May 7, 2011 at 1:40 am

    I once saw a car that looked like that in New York.

    Someone had landed on it.

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  13. Dain Belmont says:
    December 14, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    This is my car. her name is ” Broubrou” and she is a very good car!

    The proof:

    http://lnaustralie.blogy.fr/voila-broubrou-derniere-et-puis-on-avait-oublie-sandra-notre-dernier-e-a1942247

    Broubrou is not stupid, broubrou is very clever…. You don’t have any taste, mate!!!!

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