Mrs Thomo sent these fashion images from the Hills. “Interestingly a carload of 20 something blokes purchased at least 3 mankinis whilst these pics were being taken,” Mrs T says. That is interesting. Can we please have a precise Hills location? I haven’t broken out my mankini lately. Interestingly it is the same colour as this one (but much larger in the gusset department, if you know what I mean).
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Its in Sawyers Valley.
That pub is crap by the way, full of bogans.
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That would be Sawyers Valley – driven past it many times of late.
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sawyers valley pub
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Sawyers Valley, just east of Mundaring.
Listen as much as you wish, but you won’t hear any banjos.
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Looks like Sawyer’s Valley to me.
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Located at Sawyers Valley, Gt Eastern Hwy.
regards
(Mr) Thomo
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I also vote Sawyers Valley.
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Sawyer’s Valley. Never been there.
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OK…so it could be Sawyer’s Valley?
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100% of people surveyed say yes.
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Well…it isn’t Lexington, NY.
There’s no snow, for one.
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if you moderated the comments quicker, you wouldnt get all this gang commentary
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I moderated them fro sapa in far north Vietnam.
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Why is DFOC on the interchange bench?
How are the Hill tribe markets?
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If he’s wearing his mankini, he’ll be getting splinters (while sitting on the interchange bench), f’sure…
If he’s bought some Hmong leggings, he’ll have indigo dyed pubes when it rains, f’sure…
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‘much larger in the gusset department’
prolapsed rectum?
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large inguinal hernia rupture?
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two pairs of footy socks.
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Ron Boucher’s footy socks
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Ron Boucher. What a hero. The Black Ducks need him now.
He wouldn’t give his footy socks to just anybody.
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The real worst is that everyone knows where this is.
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Sawyer’s Valley
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Except me.
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And yet you probably live closer to it than any of us.
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Would you believe I was on Teh Arronddissimont AGAIN!
I enjoyed my 20-minute wait for my flat white at Exomod on Saturday night.
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well, if you will get coffee from exomod…
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Do they still have the stitch n bitch knitting group nights? Takes them a while to get the cosies just right for the hot drinks…
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I knew that, because you helpfully provide a minute-by-minute account of your day via Facebook check-in. It’s like watching The Amazing Race, but with
lessmoreabout the same amount of fish-out-of-water cultural bewilderment.Exomod? Sheesh. Did you go to Monte Fiore for dinner and then to the Queens? Why not just carry a sign saying ‘Guildford or Bust’?
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Or a sign saying cork soaker.
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People are fascinated with my movements.
We never go to Soto since they buggered up Krazy Kym’s vege-burger: they toasted it twice and it was rock-hard.
At least we are still going out and adding to the vibrancy boom instead of staying at home and creating nappy landfill.
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I’ll have you know we ventured to The Cabin on the weekend.
Service and food were equally average. Every time we venture from Teh Arrondissement, we vow never again.
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Your duck a la orange was not satisfactory?
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Movements … nappies … oh forget it.
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Bowel movements?
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why are you coming to The Disse?
class tourism?
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Doing water tourism here in Vietnam. Cold foggy touch of rain. Small chance of snow.
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Kurtz got off the boat.
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Have wondered since first seeing that cafe what an “Exomod” is. This proved very helpful.
OT: passed a billboard on Stirling Hwy this morning, near Victoria Street Station, bearing the mysterious graffiti legend: “Teto Rules!” Illiterate communists, only about 30 years too late?
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There are a few examples of Teto praise around the place…
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Behold !
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Meh. Albeit appropriate, link fail.
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The second coming, maybe.
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Hey – how come Snuff gets away with it? Is it because he has all the best links?
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Exomod – a xxxxxxxxxx?
Easy, tiger! Dee-Fock.
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Damn, I really want to see RR’s definition now.
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So… THAT’s what it takes to get xxxxx’d. And it was an apt time of year for it, too…
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Also explains the demand for a mankini store there.
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“People are fascinated with my movements.”
Rubbish: We don’t give a shit.
Turd!!
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I’m imagining you doing the Louis Armstrong part Rolly:
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Rolly reminds me of a rude version of Micheal Keenan the relestate guy.
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You mean this Michael Keenan, L101?
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No, the other one. The relestate one.
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Evil twin?
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Good twin.
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Relatively speaking.
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That reminds me, with the recent household rubbish collection about the City of Stirling, I’ve been keeping an eye out for graffiti decorated TVs. So far, no joy. Rather disappointing really. There were some good ones out there that our friendly neighbourhood TV graffiti artist could have adorned.
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yeah theres to of those bustops in the City of Stirling area.
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Ah, the mankini. The mens version of anal floss.
I have a very disturbing photo of my heavily tattooed 21 year old brother, extremely drunk and dressed in a hot pink mankini from his birthday party. I’m saving it to
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Ah, the mankini. The mens version of anal floss.
I have in my collection a photo of my heavily tattooed 21 year old brother, extremely drunk and dressed in a hot pink mankini from his birthday party. I am saving it to
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Damn, double ups. Remove one if you can TLA or Mr Cohen.
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