Fuck Armadale, Maddington and Yokine. What it lacks in implementation, it more than makes up for in savoire faire, vibrancy, and valid emotion. Como Hotel new years eve. A worst by Stephie. I guess from a viewpoint of a Como toilet, every suburb seems like a fuck you.
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I’m down with Armadale and Maddington (swingers aside of course). But Yokine? They obviously havent been to Mirrabooka yet.
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She’s done everywhere , Dude. Success in Success , Darch and Innaloo best forgotten.
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Yokine’s another suburb that doesn’t actually exist, isn’t it? I’ve never been quite sure where it’s supposed to be. Do they have any small bars there?
Such oddly specific suburb-based disdain. I suspect someone has 3 significant exes.
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Doesn’t the Boulevard of broken worsts run through Yokine? I was doing pushups on a dirty concrete floor in Yokine on Sunday as it happens.
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Wanneroot Road ?
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The whole area is a mystery to me. Tuart Hill? Joondanna? Nollamara? I didn’t even realise Stirling was an actual suburb until two years ago.
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Well I am living in the other non existing suburb Embleton so I can’t help.
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uh huh: i previously lived in Bedford. that whole sub-region is unknown (and unknowable).
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Team RubyRuby spent some time in Bedford. Mr RR needed a machete for work. He left it on the roof of the car one day and drove off. He did not see it anywhere when he went for a walk to retrace his route.
We moved away soon afterwards.
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On the contrary. Ma Bento just moved in around the corner from Perth’s worst Juliet Balcony, so I have empirical verification of Embleton’s existence.
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Great, now I’m going to have Bony M’s “Ma Bento” (Baker) playing in my head for the rest of the day. Mmmma bento, she brought up her sons, mmmMa bento…
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I find this can get any song out of your head. But it’s likely to end with swallowing a horse.
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No doubt about Embleton’s existence. He plays for the Weagles. Badly.
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I live in the area and even I’m confused by it!
Going up the hill on Wanneroot Rd, if you blink between Green St and Cape St and you might miss it.
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Blink? My eyes are screwed shut any time I find myself on Wanneroo Road.
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How I wish I could do that too Bento! I have to take the bus along there to and/or from work most days. I’ve labelled it the Wal-Mart Bus, because at anytime someone looking like a white trash yokel from one of those Wal-Mart emails may appear with their arse hanging out of mumble shorts or similar. The horror!
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why can you not close your eyes on the bus? is it that dangerous?
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On those routes, close your eyes for a millisecond and your ipod is gone.
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iPod or jewellery. More likely though, knowing me, I’d fall asleep and miss my stop. *blush*
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Under the yoke of Yokine, there’s Dogswamp.
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Here’s one that historians will debate for generations – on a slippery surface, after a few drinks and with one eye on the toilet door to make sure no one catches you fighting the power through the medium of orange texta, is that meant to be a comma or a fullstop.
Is the message to fuck all three suburbs or is it a message in two parts. Fuck Aramdale. Maddington and Yokine [are where it’s at].
I like to think it’s a celebration of Maddington and Yokine in yet another battle fought in their the traditional trivalry with Armadale. A New Years eve, coming together of two bitter rivals over their even more bitter rival of Armadale.
A message of hope, if you will, that if Yokine and Maddington can forge a unity over their dislike of Armadale then perhaps other feuding suburbs, possibly the entire world, could unite over a common cause to fuck Armadale.
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is the worst the graff or the camera work
a synergistically underwhelming nomination
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I think it’s great camerawork if this is midstream at the urinal, but poor if not.
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the golgafrinchams died from a disease spread by telephone handsets, I hope Stephie washed her hands after pissing at the urinal
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if stephie, then possibly not a urinal.
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But only possibly.
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In fairness, these are three quite deplorable suburbs. But then, if being deplorable was reason enough to decry a place on the wall of the Como Hotel toilet…
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City of Stirling – like Sicily, but with electricity:
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/former-perth-mayor-caught-up-in-international-mafia-crackdown-20110309-1bn8x.html
where’s our very own Calabrese?
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spinning poll results into an attractive spicy pepper pizza
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Current poll results are not “polishable”.
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you cant polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter – Management 101
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What’s Amanda Vanstone’s opinion ?
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worthless
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who?
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Nicely written just above the splashback to increase difficulty of removal… or.. aim high fellas (but don’t cross the streams)
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What a curious New Year’s resolution.
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Can’t say they’re not ambitious, if not hard up to want to fornicate with the entirety of those said suburbs as a goal for the forthcoming year.
Just hoping they don’t try to fuck all three ways at once…the Yokiners will invoke North-South rivalries if provoked! Yes, it exists. The suburb I mean.
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Armadale sucks and so does Maddington, But Yokine is a nice suburb i know people that live there and by the way Orbea is the Harvey Fresh Guy and Happy Lent to all.
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You obviously haven’t been fasting for the day with that cheering attitude.
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I say we confiscate all TL101’s lollies and video games for the entirety of lent and we’ll see just how cheerful he/she is then.
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I have hay fever and havent been able to eat lollies.
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Giving it for lent
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