Travis saw this Ryan Reynolds tribute wagon in Bunbury. I like the suspicious local in the second pic too. 
Meccano can’t remember if he sent this before, and neither can I. Strange choice of name for a medical waste company. Maybe it’s delberately humorous? If so, no doubt they’re always baking pies for friends as a joke too. 
RubyRuby saw the tightarse way to customise/moronise a ute. 
And I love this shot from Pete F from Spearwood. Just seems such a Perth scene man, with the golden portal promising so much more. Walk towards the light… Left it clickable so you can check the details. 
Worst well.
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Great worsts. I wouldn’t even have known who Ryan Reynolds is if not for this. I was quite happy in my ignorance. The question is: Why RR? Surely Our Heath a more suitable local candidate. Fish and chips block a transcendental worst – love it.
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Nice shot Pete.
Hard to believe anything would rise from those ashes.
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Love the name. Random Caps and pop-up … not so much.
And I’d definitely stop there in Spearwood if I needed a leak. Wait. It’s not a dunny ? Where’s the busted-bonce lion, then ?
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Looks more like Fish at Chips than Fish and Chips.
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Yes First Comment, i love the Weekend Worstoff section and what happend to that car?
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i read your profile the lazy aussie is that true because its awsome that you have so many great jobs. I like Photography
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Never mind the name how about the graphics? Hysterical.
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sweeney todd is cock rhyming sland for flying squad, maybe they are the medical waste (mmm liposuction bags make soap) TRG for Klag?
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I think I’d rather take my chances xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx pies made by Sweeney Todd, full of medical waste goodness. Mmm, steak and kidney, and currymuncher flavours. And thickshakes made of lipo leftovers. Yummo!
I love the “If you don’t love it, leave” ute. That’s pure laziness mixed with Aussie pride right there. “I’m too f**ken lazy to peel the back off a sticker and put it on me ute, so I’ll just bung me f**ken t-shirt on there instead.”
The Ryan Reynolds tribute car baffles and disturbs me.
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No doubt Sweeny Todd’s pies would taste a little sharp.
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No doubt at all. But I’m sure they’d have a lot of character and personality.
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Spearwood is, indeed, one of the finest of Perth Worts we have seen for many a time.
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I make a wort everytime I do a home brew,
Spearwood Lager
One sock (yeast)
1kg home brand sugar
1kg tin liquid malt
1 bathtub (unused)
mix
wait 3 days
decant to used 2 litre coke bottles
chill
drink quickly and engage in ripping repartee
Fucken Roe Hiway, need that to get to CanningVale ey?
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Pity that—as far as I know—that Roe Highway won’t be extended West beyond Stock Road…the resumption process may just eliminate some of the dodgy buildings and fallow wastelands full of rubble and weeds that occupy the designated road reserve.
I haven’t looked in detail for a while, but in that strip between Stock and Hampton Roads, there’s a few potential Worsts awaiting their uncertain fate.
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Some of my best friends live on those fallow wastelands. I’ll get them to photograph the Synemon gratiosa for you
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You’d need at least three businesses to keep a Moto Guzzi on the road.
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and a captive motorbike sparkie
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Plus a ute and/or trailer.
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Sensational Worsts. Pete F is opening all our eyes to the beauty of the southern swamplands.
The promotional poster is the highlight for me. I bet the punters came from miles around.
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It is a little terse for a promotion.
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I’m concerned about the possible connections here. Unisex Brazilians, battered sausages, long phats and promotions …..
You’re right Bento, of course they would’ve come from miles around.
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On the subject of odd business names, I saw a ute with “Wetback labour and crane hire”on the doors this morning. I couldn’t get a photo, but a google search lists them in Naval Base. Cheap gringo, no?
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Not entirely OT…what is the gay profile for Perth? Is there a “gay neighborhood” per se, etc.?
I ask in part because I assume (perhaps wrongly) that the Ryan Reynolds fan is a gay male.
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Well it wouldn’t be Bunbury, where this was found! Hmm, is there a gay neighbourhood. Noy really. Maybe Subiaco if there was one.
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Really? What is the GBLT demographic for Perth? (inasmuch as this is somethng you’d have on tap, as it were.)
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A fairly strong demographic, but Perth is not big enough for them to have their own ghetto.
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North Perth has the lavander strip of Beaufort Street. We also have one of the countries longest running gay bars.
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North Perth precisely – aka Lesbos.
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True. And they should be referred to as “Leswegians”.
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A few years ago I lived in Marrickville, a rapidly gentrifying but still hardcore old-school Greek area in the inner west of Sydney. There was a house down our street with home-made wrought iron gates proudly featuring the words “LESBOS ISLAND”.
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Someone please get a snap of that!
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Goddamn it, I just google earthed it and the gates are open – so you can’t see the words. Will see if I can put an operative onto it.
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Bunbury is definitely not a gay area. The amount of bogans there would make it anti-gay. Perhaps the wagon was up in Bunbury from Bridgetown. I’m told there’s a high population of gay people there, who I assume are trying to escape the busy city lifestyle. Many are trying to be green and lower their carbon footprint. A friend of mine has a gay brother living there with his partner and they refer to Bridgetown affectionately as LickerTown.
In Perth itself, hard to say. I would have thought Subiaco, Northbridge and Mount Lawley were popular to set up home and being close to the gay night life.
As for the Ryan Reynolds wagon, I was thinking it might be an over-the-top fangirl. I work with a woman who wouldn’t be far from doing this herself. She just about wet her chair when he was on TV while we were at work last week.
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I also had never heard of him.
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I knew the face from that crappy 90’s tv show Two Guys And A Girl, but it wasn’t until the chair wetting episode last week that I learned the name.
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He’s been in quite a few things (notable or not) including the Amytiville Horror remake (I have so far avoided), Blade: Trinity and Wolverine (which I suffered), and Buried.
The last is supposed to be quite good considering he spends the entire movie in a box.
Girls seem to love him.
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He was also Van Wilder.
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Glad you’re liking the OD of swampy worsts, although the Guzzi has to be a not worst – everyday transport. Only requires attention if not ridden.
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Man: just back from the Taj Mahal.
It is 95 per cent worse than Spearwood and a total toilet.
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How many cocks painted on it?
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Does it have a small bar?
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does it still smell like a urinal inside the crypt?
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As a purpose built tomb / memorial (never been clear on that), how does it rate for vibrancy?
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Vibrant despite no bar or cocks. Tiling generally sound. An island of controlled calm amidst a sea of touts, shit and dust.
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Let me just say, that this is all GOLD and provided plenty of laughter.
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are you new here Stella?
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