A worst by Natalia fan#1. Wembley Food Court. I’ve always thought any food court should be in the Hague. “Spring roll, you have been convicted of being 2 weeks old…” Those Beatles, YIKES! And aren’t there two “looks like an old lesbian” Pauls in that group? And BB “Tiny Head” King, WHOA!
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Is that meant to be Michael Jackson in the second photo with David Bowie? He looks like they dug him up and modelled it on what they found.
All those Beatles look like old lesbians to me.
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Perhaps they should be added
http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html
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^ True story, once upon a time a friends dad was shown a pic of my parents and he goes, ‘What are you showing me a picture of a couple of old lesbians for?’
NF, reading this post leaves me staggered and breathless. What the fuck are you guy’s ON precisely. Where do you fnd this shit honestly it astounds me beyond all comprehension.
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Ahahahaha JJ. Observational cunts such as myself will no doubt be the first to go in your new regime of 8-ring-burner-BBQs with built in fridge.
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On tick from Harvey Norman of course.
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What’s fuckin’ wrong with me anyway – I’m still chortling over this.
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And now positively crying.
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Alice Cooper I’d say.
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Ah, you could be right TLA.
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Meatloaf?
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Would be very appropriate in a food hall. Especially if someone else like Cream, Bread, Cake, The Cranberries, Hot Chocolate or The Smashing Pumpkins was nearby.
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Maybe a dollop of Salmonella Dub with some Phish, while you’re at it, thanks.
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is that BB King? looks more like Blind Lemon Jefferson
is he wearing glasses? it’s so difficult to tell. but neither is left handed
who’s the dude next to Ziggy – is it Heath as the Joker? another heartfelt memorial?
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Don’t know. And is it John Denver? The lips are all so…so…something.
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Morph of Denver, Lennon and Joplin.
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And Ono.
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I thought old-time Yo Yo Ma?
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Yo yo ma in a food court. if only.
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I thought that was Yoko Ono too.
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I’m guessing dude next to Ziggy is meant to be Michael Jackson.
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It is Alice Cooper. Cover of welcome to my nightmare minus the top hat in his hand.
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Great album.
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The left-handed thing is wired. Albert King ? Otis Rush ? It does look more like a hybrid of BB and Blind Lemon, so I’ll just go with Blind Mango Chutney.
That’s definitely (a worst) Alice circa Welcome to my Nightmare. Did anyone else catch that tour at the Ent Cent ? John Denver’s mysteriously turned Japanese. And the Fab Four are very MWLLOL.
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Ol’ Tiny Head Jefferson. He had that one song; “Hat Keeps Fallin’ Off Blues”.
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I think the fab four all look like the same old lesbian.
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They were known by their mates The Rolling Stones as “The Four-Headed Monster”, being almost-identically coiffed and attired back around 1963 to 1965, even in social settings and that they were thick as thieves together, nearly impervious to the outside world.
On the other hand, those four MWLLOLs have in all likelihood a four-headed monster of their own, but I’m unsure if it requires batteries or not.
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I’m away 10 hours and already “Our Nikki’ is out of the top 10 – for shame…
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Zombie rockstars. I like.
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Photos really can’t do justice to the full scale of worstness here – the playground in the middle of these “likenesses” makes getting good shots difficult. Any connoisseurs should check it out for themselves.
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Pedo.
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Connoisseurs of worst Bento, not children :)
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or both ?
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One of my high-school English teachers set Swift’s Modest Proposal as an in-class reading, without explaining its context or satirical intent. I think I was the only one in the class who twigged.
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Bit disappointed Jane Russell (?) and Marilyn didn’t make it in, though not the worst 0f these by a long shot.
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Lennon looks as sourpuss as Bianca Jagger.
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Do you think the person making them thought, “This’ll get me a little head”, and this is what they ended up with?
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Once there was a buffet table at xxxxxxxxx square. All the food was old and had been coughed and sneezed on i thought erl to myself.
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That’s nothing L101. Last year I was induced to attend a buffet restaurant (one has to do these things sometimes) which shall remain unnamed. At one point a certain gentleman pushed his way past the lengthy queue and began to help himself from the buffet using his bare hands as scoops, alternately pocketing or shoving into his mouth his ill-gotten meal. The staff looked on, obviously waiting for said gentleman to depart. When he did, they merely tidied around the edges of the troughs, leaving the remainder of the affected food in place. Beat that.
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Speaking of buffet halls, there once was on Walter Road in Bedford a place named “Buffet World”, with a sign with the name superimposed upon a globe…it just seemed so, um, very Perth, with the delusions of grandeur for some low-rent suburban feeding trough. A Vanished Worst, now replaced by a place that sells feeding troughs for pets.
This become something of mirth as an in-joke my sister and I; if ever we’d drive past there, we’d simultaneously shout, “BUFFET WORLD!”, as if we were reciting some TV jingle, that although never did come to pass, would’ve existed in our warped imaginations.
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Once saw a bizarre musical duo at Bedford Buffet World Turnips; you know, of the type of act those places generally used to have, but weirder: a wheezing, wizened Carl Perkins wannabe – guy in his 60s with quiff and the rest – backed by a young asian guy on drum machine and synth. It wasn’t a bad little foodhall if I remember rightly.
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You don’t mean the current City Farmers?
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I am certain that those heads weren’t drawn or painted by some commissioned artist, but instead were blown-up photocopies of lo-fi Eastern Bloc-version artwork of the said musicians’ albums smuggled into those countries back in the day.
Or that of 60s and 70s era low-grade bootleg album covers, which were both spurious and risible in equal measure like the shoddy-and-poor Soviet pressings.
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that sounds gross Natalia Fan 1.
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Im sorry i not involed with that joing stuff.
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