By Bento. He is also just for adornment use what the hell. 
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I saw those at Centro Dianella it saids Wu its Chineese i think they mean Wii (Nintendo)
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Maybe it only plays one song.
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Rammstein’s flamethrower stunt at BDO, setting fire to a person on stage was poor form. Could have been Rammstein copycats in Roleystone.
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All part of the show, folks.
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OT hope all you cunts are safe from the bushfire.
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Nice to see that Perth people have the Queensland spirit.
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We are up to 2 comments at work this morning, courtesy of Claremont dames, “there’s no sympathy if you choose to live somewhere with all those trees around you”.
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as opposed to living surrounded by rich cunts.
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Rich cunts are just as flammable as trees. They just have better access to emergency services.
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Would probably be of service to test the flammability of those styleless edifices that grace the tree-lined avenues of the Western Suburbs. It’ll relieve them from having to further abide with having a Tuscanstrosity as their abode.
Also, there are certain caveats that apply when living in close proximity to bushfire-prone areas…if one thinks that weatherboard panels, exposed eaves, timberlap fencing and cedar decking add “romance” to the notion of living amongst the trees, not to mention allowing them to dangle over the roof, then clearly the bush lifestyle is not really suited; I’m sure most, if not all, of the properties razed had some of these things adorning them.
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Didn’t the Claremont council building and library burn down a few months ago?
I suppose if you are going to put all those books and photos and public records in one spot, they’re bound to catch on fire at some point.
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Quite right, Pete. Can’t be expected to have any sympathy there, then.
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Lunchtime, and Claremont chatter has upgraded fires to “nuisance” – connections of Claremont types have had to have their horses moved.
Am now hoping to visit Claremont and Worst hunt. Difficult to capture in picture form the Worstness of people who refuse to put out their own bins for collection.
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That reminds me, I made the mistake of joking when out with friends yesterday that the kids in Kelmscott had burned the school down so they didn’t have to go back. They said I was being a bit harsh. I thought it was pretty fair at the time. Now I see in the news this morning the school was actually threatened by the fires. Oops, my bad!
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Perhaps you could have followed up with a crack about only 20 of the 40 houses burnt being meth labs?
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…as a result of the Kelmscott fires the price of speed is expected to double. “Too many people now use plastic bathtubs” said Police Commissioner Klag O’Calamity
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Would have thought that was a given TLA.
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Spooky.
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Whoa, that is spooky Bento!
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I know a few people with a knob for adornment use but it’s usually attached to their head.
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Blocked nose?
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Just don’t wipe it too vigourously. You don’t want this one to sneeze!
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Fuck nose!
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The statement in question here could apply to either the Guitar Hero or whatever controller as a whole, or the knobs who play it.
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This is what probably happened.
An Australian bloke and a Chinese bloke were sitting around the guitar factory in China as the design plans were being fed into the computer. The Australian leaned over to the Chinese bloke and said – quick, the boss isn’t looking, draw a knob on that guitar.
The rest was lost in translation.
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Look at the size of Bento’s whammy bar!
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Sadly, adornment use only.
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I’m loving the translation effort.
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If only all no function knobs were so clearly labeled. Would save a lot of time talking to them at parties and stuff.
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I only ever take my own along: It can get me into plenty of trouble without extra help.
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Marvellous. I like the fine print too.
Don’t place “Mania Guitar” under hot or moisture environment
Don’t dismantle or clean it with organic substance
Don’t throw, drop or apply strong strong shock to “Mania Guitar”
Strong weak shock sounds okay, then.
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