More Jesus mania. Now if this was a Gemini… By Whinging Pom. Seen in Fremantle. Needs boozies on the bonnet, perhaps being ogled by the panther. 
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Needs more dubstep.
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Would have preferred a messier stigmata. Don’t get me wrong, Im not bagging this, I leave the art criticism to Mez, but I think a few drops of blood would have gone down nicely.
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First the boozies, then the stigs. I do like how the panther has been rendered in some matt paint, possibly blackboard paint.
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It ain’t a S[t]igma[ta], but a Mitsubishi nonetheless: a mid-late 90s Fucking Lancer.
A bite-size version of the automotive stool that is the Magna. All the journalistic cadets at The Record will be queuing up for one.
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The Jesus of the Pirates
‘blessed aaargh the peacemakers’
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That pirate has no feet! So maybe Jesus is recruiting cripples to become an army of god and is paying them in miracles?
on another matter anyone know what that symbol on the bonnet is (eye with whale tail, horseshoe?, wings and spider web).
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Thats a really ugly car. Whats with the patterns is it spose to repisent something because it makes to sence.
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Yeah , it makes no sentence.
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….except for dangerous driving.
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Did they paint that with a potato? Awesome.
Just to be clear – we LOVE the car. The car is great. That is perhaps the second best car I’ve ever seen in my life, after the dubsteppin’ purple Gem (Geminis being indisputably the greatest cars in the world, and single-handedly responsible for saving the Australian manufacturing industry). The only way this car could be better is if it had an Imagine It sign on it.
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too late now for brown-nosing, the isuzu loving toestubbers are getting antsy, soon they’ll be horde-ing in Barinas and gettin’ evil
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What would it say on the rego papers for colour of vehicle?
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Swashbuckling Jesus? I’ve seen sillier colour names in the charts at Bunnings.
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has Jeesus been getting into Mary Magdalene’s rouge? He’s going all ladyboy
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I find the hubcaps disappointing. I suggest some paint, a straw and hand prints?
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Apparently there is a veil of the temple as a firewall, and Old man Emu shockies.
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Hold on… I think I can see Jesus in the paintwork!
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Jesus built my hotrod.
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Perhaps you can drag race jesus after all.
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Relevant link.
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Jesus wept.
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honk honk
[Buff Jesus looks into his rear-vision mirror, bemused]
honk honk
[Buff Jesus winds down window and looks to the car behind]
Buff Jesus: Wha?!!
Car Behind: Honk Honk
BJ: Wha?!! Wha?!! Whaddayawant??!
CB: I’m doing what you command my lord
BJ: I didn’t command that you honk me… umm… did I?
CB: but the sticker on your bumper says “Honk If You Are Horny”
BJ: really?… I thought it said “Honk If You Love Jesus”…
CB: it’s a matter of interpretation isn’t it…
BJ: oh I wish you people would just fuck off…
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