A change from the usual Weekend Worstoff. Since today is the Arrondissement (Beaufort Street) Festival, and we have been discussing The Peter Bell Supper Club, here is a shot by Vegan which beautifully takes in the vibrancy as a high tec public toilet also nears completion. It’s almost a Granny Flat to “Enders”. I hope it’s one of those public toilets that plays music, so the bogans inside the Bell End will get snatches of muzak versions of Hey Jude and The Lonely Bull. Might see you down Teh Arrondissement today.
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The Bell end?
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The in crowd know it as “Enders”.
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Wow! Alannah’s going to open a small bar in Maylands! Awesome. Will give those tie dissing morons at Ezra Pound a run for their money.
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how good is that?
possible names?
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The Nag & Haystack?
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Choo Choo Bar
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Maylands already has a small bar. We call it CJs.
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More in keeping with the Maylands vibe is CJ’s.
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What is CJ’s? And btw, you’re a piss drinker. Wat stubbies are Bell and sophisticates drinking in the DP story?
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Cj’s is a ‘small bar’ in Peninsula Ave Maylands. Has to be seen to be believed…
Bell and the Enders are drinking the horrible italian lager, Peroni.
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I like Peroni.
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I’d rather (and have) drink in CJs with the drunks than with the hipsters and A-listers who will inhabit Malt.
It’s authentic, not ‘faux-ronic’. I’ll be you never see a cabby hat or Wes Anderson lookalike in there.
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Should I know who Wes Anderson is? Is he connected to Karl Langdon?
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Yes.
You probably do:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0027572/
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Will the S-bend now be known as the Bell curve?
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It better be. Just went past. They have a no beanie policy. Berets ok? Enders I mean, not the toilets.
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The people! We are hiding in Soro.
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Only just looked at the article. Looks like a brothel designed by a footballer.
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And in this “sophisticated” place, the owner is standing around drinking a stubbie of what Heinekin? Even Bar Lazy Aussie serves Sidecars. Looks about as sophisticated as corrugated iron brothels in Kalgoorlie.
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Heineken?!? Fucken shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon……..
…..i hope
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More disappointingly seems to be Peroni. Should have been Steinlager.
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Should have a no Karl Langdon policy.
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That’s the public toilet on the right isn’t it?
High tech = Ultrasonic bidet?
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What the world, needs now …
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Pedestrian indeed. Mind your dubstep today, TWoPwegians.
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thank you for this – I had been meaning to take a photo for weeks
it’s a federation heritage shitter in a strip that hopes to be considered Art Deco
and why is it on the piss?
this is the most egregious worst I have seen in many years, mostly because someone, somewhere, thought it was a good idea and argued for a large budget to complete it, and possibly engaged an architect
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For any foursquare fans. I just became the lord mayor of the bog next to Enders.
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Flat caps and porkpie hats clogging bus stops on beaufort. Haven’t seen fixie one though. Oh there we go.
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Everyone has probably seen this already, but if you have a hipster problem, and no one else can help you, you need
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Uncle Sam ?
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I think you mean this Uncle Sam:
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Apparently I need to figure out the damn html tags.
Anyway, you need Charles Bronson:
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and on top of all those things, it’s placed on the diagonal.
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Well to be fair, some of us DO urinate diagonally.
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Holy fucking shit batman
Justin Langer winks at Barry Court, life ruined.
“ Langer could end up leading the Liberals in WA, Mr Court said.”
roflcopter
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I heard that. It is his admiration of John Howard that makes him consider it. Puke.
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An hour and ten minute conversation? How weirdly precise. It’s like he’s talking about an innings. Pith he didn’t tell how many words he spoke, so we could determine his strike rate.
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Has turned into rational hatred. He just seems so terminally dimwitted.
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Ten minutes is long enough.
Long enough to make an impression; long enough to recieve one.
Long enough for a walk on the beach.
Long enough to learn a new word.
Long enough to make it happen.
Mate there’s magic in those last ten minutes.
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“If he could lead a cricket team, he could lead the (Liberal) party.” Hear hear.
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Wearing Bunbury t shirt at rob snarski and being mobbed by delighted Bunburians: I look forward to chunk of referral $$$.
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The drunken soaks have forgotten about it now they have sobered up. Don’t see sale 1.
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Give them time to hurtle down the rurobahn and get teh internets going.
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I wanna get a betting pool happening. The question: How long will it be until the Bell End is subject to an “incident” involving an AFL player and/or any member of Perth’s thuggerratti? I’ll get the ball rolling… by Jan 1 2011. And will any incriminating evidence be disposed of via the facilities next door?
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There’ll be a punchup over the spilling of a VB cocktail.
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don’t forget the xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. x xxxxx.
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But seriously. Which one’s the toilet?
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in reality, it will be the wall round the side of the building.
if i’m right.
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3am picket fencing
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how about dogs?
or is that strictly nrl territory?
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There’ll be a punchup over the spelling of VB
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So if I am not mistaken, someone in Perth believes that the look of a “high-end” place is equal to “spray-painting the entire facade, window glass included, black.”
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Are you sure you’re not a local? You seem to have an innate understanding of the way things work here.
By “someone”, you mean “a cashed-up bogan from Geraldton”.
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yup.
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And imagine that black heap roasting in 40 degree heat all day. Without substantial air con, it could double as an aluminum smelter during the day.
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It’s the equivalent of putting sunglasses on your building.
If they could make it smoke cigarettes and act tough$10 says the wallpaper’s embossed with fleur-de-lys.LikeLike
Haven’t you seen the interior shots? as I say. A brothel designed by a footballer.
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I’ve seen the shots but I’ve yet to stroke the walls.
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Black ? On the paint chart it said Freo Stealth Wurst.
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I was going to say that it’s an intense shade of aubergine, but let’s face it, it’s the same black they would have used to paint the air conditioning ducts inside Geraldton and Bunbury nightclubs.
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It’s new York inspired. Is this inspiration lost on you? Maybe you’re too close. Take a step back and a deep breath.
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Good lord, so it is.
And it is true that New York is visible from the Jersey Shore.
Well, North Jersey.
Well, Bayonne.
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This looks like Darth Vader just painted the Ettamogah Pub.
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