Tomorrow is the inaugural Arrondissement Festival, AKA Beaufort Street Festival. I will definitely be attending. You may well see Cameron Zombie Cave, Comrade Bento, Bedford Crackpot and many other elites. Take your camera. Promises to be Derridarian. Public transport highly recommended. Or ride your fixie down.
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The Worst of Perth 
i thought attendance was compulsory for those living in the vicinity of teh diss?
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Should have your own stand TLA, flog some shirts and calendars. All proceeds go to Henk. Derridean? Otherwise, may I say: Eurgh.
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Good to see you futured up NF2. Now I hope you are all 100% Waussied up, we don’t want no foreign shit. Waussie ! Woi ! Woi! Woi!
The Beaufort Street strolling players start promptly at 10 A.M. at the Queens with “Waitin for Godot” and impromptu Shakespeare followed by refreshments.
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Futured up? Wuassied?
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Should have Beaufort fringe up at the Bedford end.
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chopstix fully boarded up now
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“Going down to the fest? Bit busy with the new magazine – you know, Kultur, gotta finish some layout – but yeah, I’m going; heading down early to avoid the posers. TRG Trio sounds good though, so I’ll hand around for that.”
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there’s an app for that
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Pfft. I went to the Beaufort Street Festival last weekend, coz EVERYBODY’s going to be there tomorrow.
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I see Peter Bells’ new small bar for gold-diggers and cockheads has opened up. Any chance they’ll be having a stall the Teh ‘fest?
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I have been sent a good photo of that. Should have used it today.
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i believe that the interior is all we could have dreamed of and hoped for.
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Arrondissefest ends at Walcott Street. City of Stirling apparently contemplating some sort of wall, so the Duncraigisation of The Arrondissement can continue unabated.
Peter Bell’s establishment has Worst written all over it. It’s what people from Gero imagine ‘classy’ means.
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Daile sounds ready to wet herself.
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Perfect spot for a swingers’ club. Perfect look for a swingers club. What the fuck is supper anyway? is it a late night brunch?
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Like this? I particularly like this venue’s rather philosphical take on their activities.
Supper, don’t you know, is an ever so sophisticated light late-nite dinner. Perfect for the Arrondissement.
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conjecture and heresy, eh
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More like Galt Fapper Hub.
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Teh Tshitvies count as A-Listers. There’s hope for me yet.
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perfectly styled for perth’s a-listers.
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right underneath pepper’s gushing “the most stylish and opulent venue around” is a pic of Karl fucking whiteshoe car finance Langdon – and two more footy heads
the club is single syllabled for a reason
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Word on the street is that they are already planning to remove the kitchen as the decor is making the clientele too nauseous to eat anything
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No it’s Karl.
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More likely his blind albino
mole.
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She must be the fucker who chose the wallpaper.
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maybe Karl installed the blinds
with that decor, I expected a dancing dwarf to appear from behind the curtains and start talking backwards
speaking of Shallow Spice, I see she no longer does her blog on TWAToday, nor her excellent “Buzz” segment to camera
the sight of her bouncing on her heels and doing her Kitty Sullivan hand jive was the highlight of my week
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It looks like that ‘orrible place place I was tricked into attending a while back down the Perth end of Beaufort (past the Queens), the name of which I can’t recall.
Nothing has survived in the ‘Malt’ location for long, at least in the past 10 years.
If he’s lucky this might outlast that coffee shoppe in Subiaco (Matera’s?).
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No matter how small Bell’s bar is it’ll be big enough for his fan club.(NPI).
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Flexhaus?
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It will be a day of street fests; Cott is reattempting “Hullabaloo in the Village” – I think I’ll defect to the Arrondisement, as I expect a more liberal attitude to my public (scotto veranda) drinking and smoking.
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And the Wanneroo Show is on the same day. Decisions, decisions.
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And East Freo has it’s George St Festival on Sunday.
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Carlisle is in festival mode every day.
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Now they’ve got that art gallery, it will be Pig-fucking-alle up the yin yang.
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Carlisle Street Festival – featuring That Guy Who Raps To Himself At The Train Station.
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And tours of the Lymphoedema Clinic.
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Jane Z, Mr Shazza and I once owned a duplex pair in Carlisle but sold up and moved to the city of Festivals (Freo). Apparently we would have been wise to stay put. Future cunts will surely shake their heads in derision and bewilderment at our short sighted sea change.
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Sea container to seachange.
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It’s truly admirable that you can see the error of your ways. I do like the idea of a husband and wife with a duplex pair though. You could have one each. It reminds me of those bogus Swiss style weather clock things, where the man would come out of one side if it was going to be sunny, and the woman out of the other if it was going to be cold.
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We did have one each. We used to be so cool.
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Also Appearing: Aggressive-Christian-Themed-Music-Signing-Guy from Oats Street TS.
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guildford primary school fete
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Highgate Primary School Band…worst or not worst?
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Do they do a brass version of Hello Dolly?
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Controversially, I’m told they do a blinding version of Cop Killer.
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Did you just die in the paper??
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The vibe is a bleeding bald cat emerging from a manhole…very inner city…
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when did the YMCA’s Mobile Skate Park become art?
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When people stop to look at it?
Am I learning, Mez?
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learning way too fast!
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Words and phrases deployed by Nick Catania in Festival bumf:
Showcase…amazing cosmopolitan lifestyle…vibrant…thriving…wealth…options…drawcards…pulse…celebration…eclectic…hangouts…diversity…community…partner…’place to be’…zzzzzzz.
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It was definitely a cut above the usual. If the cars can be stopped, it will be fantastic.
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DFOC is everywhere, slumming it (while wearing TWOP shirt) with the MOJO’s A-listers including Geoff Nanna Hutchison and Rinnaz, and now with Nick ‘get-a-fucken-job’ Catania.
Great gig though.
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The man behind the man behind the hammer and sickle.
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11 months of the year, I’d have no problem spotting him in a crowd.
Yesterday – Hawaiian shirt, fishing hat, mirror aviators (Caltex issue), white legs, and he looked just like any other moustachioed Arrondissement hipster.
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sounds like he was only a cigarette holder way from whole HST thing
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DFOC on ether binge?
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Speaking of Outrage and Binges:
Pissed Gerbilsts and Outrage being Outrage.
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Am experiencing first day of liberal govt frank.
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My Condolences.
Oh and Gary Shannon has been boned by Fairfax.
http://www.watoday.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/gary-shannon-next-on-the-chopping-block-20101130-18f75.html
What next – 92.9 ?? Nova or a voicetracked weekend gig at 6IX ?
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Unlike HST, I still have all my hair.
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unlike HST you’re not dead yet?
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…or published
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Cohen’s got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he’ll blend in, disappear, you’ll never see him again. With any luck, he’s got the story already.
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that’s the story of a carpenter
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Uncanny.
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You don’t need to see his identification. These aren’t the Cohens you’re looking for.
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Not to mention a rash.
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Been in Melbourne 2 hours and haven’t seen Bart one.
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Hairy Canary after 1am, he really spreads the cash.
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sorry – gash
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What happened to all the junkies in Mount Lawley? The Asians? The gays?
VIBRANCY!
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