More pride of Kelmswegia

Finally touching the bottom of Slaadi’s trawl through Kelmscott show. Yes that’s a cake praising the City of Armadale. I hope the judges panned it for its excessive brown nosing. I would have gone for “Fuck off Alannah.”

I’m not sure if Gypsy is a cake or not. More disturbing is the thing behind it. “Andy bought me a car lesson in a Holden Commodore V8…a top speed of… per hour….”

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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38 Responses to More pride of Kelmswegia

  1. Snuff says:

    Gpysy ?

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  2. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    I’m too disturbed by Gypsy to consider the rest of the photo.

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  3. Bento says:

    Obviously the trolley was shopped out of the first one. Fake!

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  4. Bento says:

    “So, just explain to me again, Andy. Why does this car lesson have to be at 2am, and do they really test you for ram raiding technique?”

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  5. David Cohen says:

    Is it a giant carrot?

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  6. skink says:

    does that flyer say ‘112th Kelmscott Annual Shove.’?

    it’s not just about the shoving

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  7. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    I can’t stop looking at Gpysy – it’s going to haunt me forever.

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  8. David Cohen says:

    STIG: What a rush.

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  9. Ken Oath says:

    Kelmscott, where the sign says,
    “Originally settled in 18xx”

    Originally settled??? So when was it settled for the second time????

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  10. The Legend 101 says:

    how About Bad work city of Armadale I hate that suburb, It sucks so Much!.

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