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The Worst of Perth 
413 Ringgit?
fuck that
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No Diggity. Or time wasters.
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Of all the magnificent architecture featured on TWOP, they select 3 random pics from the last fortnight for the flyer?
Why not just tear a picture of a car out of The West, and scribble the lecture details in crayon?
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Would only be relevent if it was a Holden that you could win 1 in 8 weeks
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Agreed, Bento. Worst flyer.
Sure, all worst is good worst, but consider this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this. Actually, I really like that last one.
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Impressive landscaping on the last Snuff.
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And isn’t the self-groping James Dean / Kevin Dillon angel of death in Melbong?
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not a cocos in sight.
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Flyer seriously lacking in vibrancy, but kudos to whoever came up with the idea of asking Lazy to present to the architecture kiddies.
Mrs G’day is recruiting a rent-a-crowd, and apparently warning the delicate petals about the obscene language youse cunts so often deploy on this site.
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monochrome is the new black
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and nary a hint of ooshta.
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What gets expectorated into the brown bags?
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your lunch
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I am experiencing a Neo-Modernist’s wet dream here in Melbourne, thankfully bereft of Cocos palms (well at least in the city and inner ‘burbs anyway!).
Their less-than-successful takes on this du jour style (which sure beats Post-Modernism) craps all over what is going up in Perth for both sheer inventiveness and for execution of design function.
Bleak City ain’t so bleak any more and as much as it pains me to say it, that’s one thing Bloody Jeff Kennett did help with getting the ball rolling in.
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The boozie and wille building was part of a kennet led inner city revival. Melb 3000
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Why is this other bloke listed before you?
Is he the warm up?
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Yes. He may use terms like “contested space”.
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bonus points if you can work ‘interstitial’ into your presentation
extra kudos if you can use it in the same sentence as ‘hegemony’
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I’d love to see Juliet balconies get a special mention. Subtitle – Their essence in urban metrosexual habitation.
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Stone cleavages: Contested space or somewhere to stick a crumpled up pie bag?
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A way to work two bicycle parking spaces into a single naked sculpture.
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Sizing Sculpture Shlongs:
From Freud to Fraud.
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I used ‘contiguous’ the other day, shut that bitch right up
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Here’s a nice example …
“The concept of hegemony is quite complicated and the more I inspect those interstitial spaces, the more problematic they appear.”
… but here, so reminiscent of our Jesper, is the winner …
The slowest death can occur from the fastest fall, at the exact interstitial hegemony of…
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Wonder how married life is treating our Jesper?
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Miserable as ever, shaz, but then he doesn’t have a choice, does he ?
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Not now he is married Snuff.
I note she loves trees, yet is scared of birds. Quite the dilemma.
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Norwegian wood?
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Indeed, shaz. A duck tope might do her tiny head in.
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Perhaps we should send the link and see what happens? In the interests of science of course.
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Stop tormenting the poor Scando.
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Don’t you care about science?
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I’m worried for you LA – there are some pretentious little shits in that architecture school that don’t want you to diss no architecture. I would love to come to your talk but I’m still in therapy from attending Curtin Architecture, there may be flashbacks and it may be unpleasant.
Allow me to give you another example of archi-speak “to punctuate the exterior plane”
yeah, they are thinking of putting in a door.
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As a leading member of the TWOPist party it is his duty to denounce the Architecture School and all it stands for. Yeah an its tropic hegemoanies are all up the shit.
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to avoid philosophical confusionism , in this context tropic refers to the adverbial form of trope.
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Furthermore , She-Ra roaders (pretty coloured lights up the ying-yang) and Duchampists (pissed?) should be denounced.
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vertical plane?
Virilio and ‘the oblique’ is where its at boyo
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what, no portico?
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I’m thinking of recreating a classic worst in Minecraft – any suggestions? Has to be something really worst, yet renderable in a cubic grid.
The obvious choice would be a Dubrovnik Sausage King which I will go ahead with if I can mine enough gold, but I’d love to get a fully 3D Worst happening…
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Kastle Kardy.
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Kool, yep, definitely
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Twin Towers.
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Hell yeah – I’ll do ’em both. Probably not to scale with each other. And eventually dwarfed by a giant Sausage King.
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I hope you’ve seen the screenshots of the guy that calculated the Minecraft equivalent of the Hiroshima explosion (a 25x25x25 cube) and set it off. Now that’s some real landscaping.
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Uh oh.
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I cannot afford to get into Minecraft. would just waste time I would normally waste on worsting. I like to watch Ljuke mine it up though.
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Ljuke’s gonna love that.
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Awesome. That guy needs to learn the value of obsidian housing.
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Kastle Kardy
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Sea Shepherd
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red castle motel.
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YES!
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For some reason the prospect of a Patti Chong Island keeps rearing its ugly head… yet I dunno… isn’t there some kind of Chong ban in place?
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You are what you architect.
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I’m sitting down the front, coughing and preparing a lot of dumb questions, as we speak. The atmosphere is electric.
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Review required, Ljuke.
How many people did TLA put to sleep?
Or was it the lecture equivalent of Hot Tub Time Machine?
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I think it went pretty well.
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