…or freak of nature? By Helen. As much as I’d like to think that residents of Mt Lawley would take it upon themselve to tope a giant duck, (or plucked turkey), I somehow doubt it. If only they would! A bit too much like hard work for Arrondissement dwellers I reckon. Maybe on Las Ramblas I could believe it. Excellent worst though Helen. Frightening.
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A peeking duck
makes the bourgeouise green with envy.
Long march to summer.
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It’s actually in a stance of aggression – back me up here – you can see the right foreleg jutting into the sunlight in a waddling squat, and the wings are held back from the shoulder, the neck craned forward and curled on itself – a classic territorial advance. I wouldn’t want to sleep there..
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Your comment together with the picture reminds me of the swan house in Greenmount. Last time I checked – a few years ago now – the giant fibre-glass swan had been largely dismantled.
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suburb is helena valley, Glenlea Drive
If TLA talks nicely to the nice man, there is a fortnight of worsts at the swan house
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WTF is this in Glenlea Drive ?
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Yep. that’s the one
The swan is the large black phallus looming over the roof. Back in the day there were also wings which loomed over the rear of the house.
I’m pretty sure TLA has ‘done’ the wrestlers on this site. Cant find it.
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Kudos on finding that photo Snuff. The wings were held up for a long time by struts and were wider than the house, just as the whole thing is also taller. I’d almost forgotten about the front garden – the leaning tower must be a relatively new addition.
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Yes JJ. Anyone who was taken to a lake as a child to feed the ducks knows this stance well. Nightmares for me tonight.
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Support is out there
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Jeff Koons channelling Dick Emery – “oooo ducky”
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I have friends here who would happily bomb your arses again for that, TLA. Magnificent.
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I like the balconies.
No duck’s arse perspective?
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I have a large morton bay in my back yard. Perhaps I should ask what they might like to make of it?
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Surely you should know all about the power of nightmares Mr DeBozo?
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Godzilla Don. Or a giant Don.
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I could be mistaken, but that looks rather like a native frangipani (Hymenosporum flavum), and that would be a fairly normal growth pattern. A little unusual, but not wildly so.
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(Hymenosporum flavum)
Secret Agent: Codename – Thrush
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thrush flavour?
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No way. An organic Worst? Only in Perth.
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I think you are spot on Bonnie. Have one in my backyard in Darlington, and the “spiral” shape can take on on different looks depending on the angle. Smells great too!
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It looks eerily like the new sculpture they’re putting up down at the cathedral. Coincidence? Miracle? You decide.
There is some endearingly half assed topiary just round the corner from Las Ramblas, you’ll be happy to learn. On a much smaller scale.
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