The Inseminators Ball was last weekend, but no sign of it was seen by us city folk, no bad posters, no piss rings, no burnout arena, no tit splashin’, no nothin! But as Bento has seen, some of the country was up here as Country Ute Chicks hit town, finding Stirling Street as wide open as Merredin. Sometimes I wonder about the country. They go all suicidey unless we pour our money down their country outdoor crappers, but are determined to look like retards while they soak up our smartarse city cash. I notice another worst in the background. What used to be Mal Atwell’s pool table flogging shop is now some kind of crackpot christian den. Severe downturn in shop use. First pic enlargeable.
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Suzie’s what floats? That’s what I want to know.
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Size, where the fuck’s our horse float?
Dunno it was still attached in Wagin when we put on that fucken hilarious sticker about saving a horse by riding a cowboy.
Nah, Wagin is where we stuck on the “so many bumpkins so little time.” one.
Nah.
Yair.
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‘WA Horse Floats.’
Hold the front page, Cohen. There’s your headline.
Be prepared for more of this. Royal show only a week or so away. They’ll all be in town blowing their subsidy cheques on RM Williams and ute mods.
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and rooting.
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And sucking even more piss.
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concurrently.
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i see dead people in the oil stains
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And teh bitches have come here and run over one of our city tomatoes. Show some respek.
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If you want to criticise city smartarses, don’t speak with your mouth full.
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There is a panda in the bottom oil stain
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Suzie’s Floats?
Suzies Floats?
Suzies’ Floats?
Suzies Float’s?
Suzie’s Float’s?
Etc……..
Not at all. It’s
Suzie’s Float!
Fat is lighter than water.
Dinnyanothat?
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Whatever floats your Suzies man.
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Seems to be missing something.
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An OBH sticker is that’s really missing.
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I hear the place has gone downhill a bit since opening in 1908, Grrr.
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Say it ain’t so…
Has the “There ain’t no crowd like a country crowd” OBH window decal become a vanished worst. I don’t even have a photo.
That thing was a regular sight on the great highways: Great Eastern, Great Brookton and Greater Albany Highways on Fridays headin’ in convoys to the OBH.
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Snuff, you Scandotrash shirt finally on its way.
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Onya. The monkeys and kids are ready.
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All I ask is a shot of it in some exotic locale. jesustown, one of those prozzie bars or just some neon canyon. You may pixellate your own features if required.
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I want a Capa-esque shot of Snuff reading pornographic manga surrounded by exhausted salarymen…
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I wouldn’t mind a scene of teenager being rooted by a mechanical octopus which was wearing a Scandotrash shirt while Snuff and his trained monkeys looked on. (They would be wearing Perth, Bunbury of the North shirts).
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Or Snuff in his shirt wrestling a pink Godzilla while being shot at by Ray Ban-wearing yakuza who won a haiku slam the night before.
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I’m going to have to insist on the chick being ravaged by mechanical octopus I’m afraid.
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Great. Now we’re going to be besieged by Hoydenites wailing that Rapeman is somehow demeaning to wimmin.
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So how does the ‘Get a Life – Go Bush’ sticker fit in with the rural suicide issue?
Perhaps it should say ‘Get an After Life’?
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Really wish it said ‘Get a Life You Looser’. Missed opportunity there.
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And in the same street is the Police Sex Assault Squad which is in the same building that the ALP Head Office – does it tell me that Susie is either a Country member of the ALP ? (Nah), or is she in town to report some “Horsing around” to tyhe rozzers ?
Inquiring minds want to know :-)
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We remember.
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All that ute needed was some RANDOM capitalisation ACTION to make it best worst EVA.
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They breed ’em classy in the country they do.
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Are we refering to girls that drive utes because i met some country bogen a while ago in bunbury and she asked me do you want to go out and I was like I DONT THINK SO!.
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That’s parked outside the ALP offices. Could be Adele Farina’s.
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fuck yous that is my mums car so fuck off
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did you mean ‘fuck youse. that is my mum’s car, so fuck off’?
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Good to see that you G A F, Joshua, even if your mum doesn’t.
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“Get a life”?
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Did you mean…
“This is my husbands (mom’s) truck….. So tell me what, “nerd or Geek” goes around our suburbs looking for unusual and strange “things” and thinks it’s so cool and funny, at someone’s else’s expense. You are a sad bunch of lonely twats!!!!!
PS yes my husbands (mom’s) grammar (choice of bumper stickers) is poor but he (she) earns a F##K load more money than you will ever see in your life time!!! Not you Greg. CHEERS ” ?
Been done.
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your joking
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Bet your mum is proud of you.
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I’m proud of Shazza’s gambling on bogan mum’s pride in bogan sprog Joshua defending mum’s bogan stickers near Pride HQ.
“You think this ute is dirty? try a night with the driver”
Joshie – did you ever find your father?
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She’s glad he’s sticking up for himself.
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Neally everyone drives round with those bull stickers what do they symbolise anyway?
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Bulls.
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OMG WHAT A PEICE OF SHIT WHO WOULD DRIVE THIS ?????
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great car
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Dont be mean
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sooooooooooo jelos rainmaker
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i could find a better xxx in thexxx josh
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I love my car you all can go and root ya boots if ya own any
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I love my car you all can go and root ya boots if ya own any
Any way got about 30 more stickers on it now
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Dont ya mean ya’all?
Yes I have boots, not for rootin though. I have a banjo too, but that’s ironic.
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whats the difference between rootin’ my boot and rootin’ you?
better conversation
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Zap!
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apparently the rego runs out on 24 June 2011
http://www.transport.wa.gov.au/licensing/20382.asp
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so what happens to the fact over you should of blanked out the number plate on this vehicle due to privacy
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Privacy? How can it be private. It is affixed to the outside of your car. Like the stickers.
If you want a private number plate(?) you will need to take it up with the DPI.
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As a matter of principle, I detest all owners of private number plates, BOT perhaps excepted. Recent comments have only confirmed my prejudice.
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I think you’re referring to personalised plates, NF#1.
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rego reminder website for rurotards
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Suzie, you know we know it’s you? Right?
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to all of you people that dont like what we do to our utes thats fine but keep your opininons to your selves. we have uses and reasons for the things we do to our utes such as bullbars to protect our vehicles for people in the city who cant drive and also animanls on the roads, aerials for communiction in remote areas, lights so we can see better animals on the road better, and mudflaps so we don’t flick rocks up on to your precious city sedans etc. the stickers are just for fun same a clearance lights etc. so before you look at our cars and think what are they thinking, think about the country roads and outer town areas where you can not see to well or your bloody mobile phone dont work. just think about it next time. you may not like wat we do but i dont like what you do either
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And I actually had someone argue with me the other day that country people weren’t morons. To think! I love the earnest explanation of the mudflaps. Pure gold. The stickers are just for fun! Stop, you’re killing me.
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*chuckle*
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I cannot see to well in my own house because I am too cerebral to know how to change some of the light bulbs, and my bloody mobile phone dont work in half the rooms either becuase of 3g, but those things dont lead me to put things on my car for fun.
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Any way if I cant see to well I either remove obstacles to create a clear line of sight or look it up on the GPS more of a concern to me is where to find better animanls then I already get so while your entitled to your opinion just think about it first.
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Easy to see from rants like this one just how badly the mental health system is failing our country cousins.
Do try to get some help, jamie, even if it means driving your ute into town and copping a load of silly criticism from these Metrocentric Twats (©2007Rolly).
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All well and good, Jamie, but don’t you think you’re invading Susie’s privacy by telling us her reasons for putting all those things on her ute (same a clearance etc)?
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I was thinking it would be a tragedy if Bento saw this. Reminds me of the earnest stupidity of some of the B&S quotes such as the one that went something like “I don’t have blonde hair and big tits but…”
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‘but i wish i did’
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You may not like our city berets jamie, but we use them to keep our heads warm with a sort of old school military flavour. Something you country people wouldn’t understand, what with suiciding over every little thing. And out hibachis are actually very efficient little barbecues thank you very much.
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And you’ve never had to endure corporate team building.
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b&s piss and vomit bath, corporate bonding for rurotards
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but jamie the unexamined self is not a life worth driving as brocky said reason is as reason does or as hutchy said i cant isnt a reason to give up it”s a reason too try harder and I am not an animanl i am a metrosexual its just that the vibration of the bullbar donk makes the capric acid in my goats cheese go to soft and runny and a goat isn’t really an animanl if its been to long in the city its mudflaps have been surgicly removed so it cant flick lights on any stickers on my balcony but i like what you do its just the precious precocious council cant see to well and don;’t think about what theyre thinking when they put in the mobile phone tower next to the craych so when you call the sparky a five year olds braces light up and all of a suden he cant see to well and then theres a law-soot and you think life in the bush is to hard well mate its rough in the city or the arondisamon as we all call it so think about that next time hey
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And they say I comment with ten daquiris on board.
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I beg your pardon?
I had been forced to channel the spirit of Mainy, who had taken over Bento’s spirit while trying to impersonate Don Burke.
Good day, sir.
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It was no Justin Langer
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i like this
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brocky’s shrine in gidgegannup is reverting to type, bogans and rurotards have forsaken the stupid bastard who humped trees and couldnt turn corners, looking very dishevelled, disorganised, its only the uniformyellow and red of fast food sub-meat wrappers that gives the site any jouissance
I heard Piotr Brock was into yarnbombing, herbal tea and crystals, this would bring some ooshta to Gidgee
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I would like a pic if it really is going to the dogs.
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going a bit too quick this morning, I’ll try and get there in the next month for the full bogan pride
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“Residents say they are fed up with visitors to the site littering, creating traffic, graffiti and security problems, and speeding and racing along Clenton Road.”
Apparently Ms Brock never wanted the shrine created in the first place:
“I understand fully the concerns about young people using the site for testosterone-driven pursuits and that was always going to be a problem.”
http://www.inmycommunity.com.au/news-and-views/local-news/Brock-tribute-may-go/7578150/
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Someone was supposed to get me pictures of it.
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/26870375@N04/4947945557/in/set-72157608255439758/
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Holy smoke. Classic.
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If ever I need cheering up, I will return to this comment for laughs. I can’t stop reading it.
Mudflaps.
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It hasn’t returned to most active posts, though – but “our Nikki’ has.
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Maybe something to do with the picture?
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My cars cool its A Volvo 240GL and its made in Sweeden what the hell.
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Coming out L101? Don’t worry – no one here will judge you.
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what a piece of shit
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Mixed messages, dude.
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