Apparently the skin really dries out when they get so far inland. By Shazza. Superb. Looks a bit like Benny Hill. Or is it Bert Newton?
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I prefer to think of it as Matt Newton: A Cautionary Tale.
The comparison this this and Newton Jr as Ka Jothee in Farscape is amazing.
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Tony Tilse to Mattie : ” No actin required Mattie , just be yourself”.
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Freak me out.
Are you sure that isn’t you in a Dorian Gray situation, shazza?
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Are you suggesting I’m corrupt and ugly on the inside DFOC?
Though I did look quite like this on Sunday morning just gone (with clothes on I might add).
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It’s the subtle touches that make a TWOP photographer – the wheelie bin, the elusive hint of a reflection of the photographer, the nip, and the SWEET JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
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Skeery. Is that where Snow scored her nip ?
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The Nannup historical society would like to thank you Shazz. This little beauty is on their Alien visitation trail.
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They are most welcome Bill O.
I’ll just add that Nannup is a great town.
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Miss Nannup Only Has One Nipple.
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brilliant shazz. brilliant.
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Despite the chipped paint and general deterioration, this is one piece you know didn’t look any better beforehand; perhaps even worse? The webbing between the fingers is a nice touch, as is the suggestion of a ship’s figurehead, the corner of the two plank walls forming a prow.
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And yet the grossly mismatched boozies suggest the work of a 5 year old.
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they actually look exactly like Tammin’s. (see below)
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It’s Tammin Sursok, I tried to get an image to link but just got snowed out with Adult Friend Finder’s suburban boob galleries. Sadly my search for Tammin+Sursok+papier+mache likewise yielded naught. But it’s her.
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The resemblance is striking, JJ.
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A vast improvement. Home & Away should totes chuck a ‘Village of the Damned’
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Summer Bay is not already a village of the damned?
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You’ve got to see my ‘Home & Away: Secrets and the City’ EXCLUSIVE VHS someday. It was filmed EXCLUSIVELY for VHS release, NEVER SCREENED ON 7 and contains EXCLUSIVE cast interviews, behind the scenes footage & music video. Great for shouting at in the early hours. Has to be one of the dullest eps ever.
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Look forward to it, I think.
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too much hair, not enough forehead for bert.
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Bert has often worn such a wig when draggin’ it up on The Don Lane Show.
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Surely it’s:
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Whoops relying on html to work on this site,
Note to self. . . Bastard!
I meant to say
it was this guy for sure
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Well, direct comparison is uncanny
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are you sure it’s not Dave Hughes?
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Papier mache – the medium of choice for struggling artists when the arse falls out of the dolphin and crystal market at the Nannup Farmers Market.
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Are we sure this isn’t plaster of paris, the other medium of choice of struggling naive artists everywhere?
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I thought I recognised the “Down Mermaid” from outside the “House of Dada” which was a small gallery of extremely hip crapiness on the main drag.
A quick check of Street View could have confirmed it, but I find that Nannup has been removed from S.V.
Was this a fit of collective paranoia, or did the google car decide that there was nothing to see anyway, turned off the camera and grabbed a dodgy pie before heading down the Vasse Hwy to Busso for a quick swim before knockoff?
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Nah Clavdivs , a street view of Nannup is avail., maybe not of “sculpture” but.
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Yeah but the real cultural centre is down the other way.
The liquor store, the formerly famous Phantom mural on the Ampol (God damn, an AMPOL servo!), the crumbling BP servo with xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, the country restaurant that every MasterChef contestant describes in their fantasies yet no one can make a buck from….. all the good stuff is blocked.
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You are correct Clavdivs. Google Maps must have decided that that part of Warren Rd is uninteresting.
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Not near House of Dada, but next door to the Hardware shop. Which I might add, has the friendliest most helpful staff.
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You are absolutely right Shazza – legendary. Maybe you’re a Nannupian too!
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I do spend quite a bit of time there.
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she seems to have Julie Bishop’s laser stare
look away!
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<a href="”>Indeed, skink.
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Link fail. Take two.
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again I say
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A monument to the SW hippy permanent female condition of free therapeutic advice, wellness and healing for your appallingly constrained personality which takes the form of a selfless buddhist smile of wry amusement. Usually delivered in a SW “village” street in passing, so as not to imply sexual interest. For particularly intransigent fucked up cunts, a massive therapy dose is available at growers’ markets on saturdays across the SW Nation of Grace when the experience is not unlike looking at that row of clowns with their mouths open at the royal show. This will break down those fascias fascists bedeviling your person and restructure the muscles and body to improve posture.
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Ha ha listen to your poncing on! Nannup is a beautiful community to be part of and the mermaid is a symbol of our light-hearted attitude to life. Maybe she’ll keep a few tourists away! Can always hope!
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Nannup is an ugly shithole and it’s denizens sell soap but don’t wash. deal with it.
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Gosh is that right! How exciting! Where can I buy it? I wish I’d known sooner so I could buy some to not use!
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It’s true? I was actually thinking of Dennmark. Nannup just has all those rurotards.
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Nannup is a beautiful town, but the mermaid has certainly seen better days.
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Never interrupt the dear leader when he’s denouncing.
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Exactly. Donnybrook and Bridgetown I have to say were looking quite nice. Rurotards yes, but towns looked good.
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I’ll be hitting the southwest bumpkin highway today. Maggie Creek then Nannup and back. Camera charged and at the ready.
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I forgot to get the Donnybrook apple street lights if you’re going there.
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Always go through DB so kids can play at that great playground.
Mission recieved.
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Can you get the Balingup ‘sculptures?’
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A couple of photos of Warren Rd , Nannup are necessary for a Ronggly style buggery lead recovery , Shazzz
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See how I was talking about the wrong town, but don’t resile? That’s how you lead.
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Never loose the resility.
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“light-hearted attitude to life” = acceptance of poverty.
Mate, your town desperately needs tourists. So get a grip and bend over,
and do what’s necessary to sustain your economy.
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Thats just a staute OMG and thats Mannup for you everyone.
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Hello, can you help me
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Dude…
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Am I a beer ?
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Sloe poker?
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Poke her low?
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Poke her slow?
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The scariest, yet laugh-out-loud, funniest comment on here in… oh… days and days.
Kudos to the brave / foolhardy soul who comes here looking for help…
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i seriously doubt it.
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The
nineeight most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m fromthe governmentTWOP and I’m here to help.'”LikeLike
As distinct from the English bollard?
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But can they do this ?
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