WAtching found a bandicoot that was torn between a desire to sell flowers, and save endangered species. Teh ‘coot also hid some signs when the lens was turned on him, and has a common difficulty in estimating the size of letters. What did the signs say WA? I think Underwood Reserve has something to do with UWA. 
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Creepy. Looks like a character from the wicker man.
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or the Shining
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So very weird.
Underwood is a reserve near where they built that new stadium in Floreat, it belongs to UWA and they want to sell it to developers but it’s an important feeding grounds for the Carnaby Cockatoo and there’s not much feeding grounds left because people are idiots. And it’s an important link between Bold Park and Kings Park.
I used to work at Kings Park and did some stuff to try and save the reserve, but I never dressed like a bandicoot on the side of the road. Clearly I wasn’t committed enough…
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Maybe he should be selling hand jobs rather than flowers. He’s not going to build up a fighting fund this way.
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This is probably true. And if he leaves the mask on, think of all the extra customers he’ll get!
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Maybe that was what was on the other signs that he hid?
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are the flowers that the bundycoot is selling banksias?
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It would be ironic if they were. I can’t see them well enough to tell, sadly.
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Carnaby’s can live on a floral border just as well as Banksia menziesii and Banksia grandis or so UWA PR wonks will tell you.
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what about kunzia?
we’re all kunzia
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Oh have you met their chancellery staff?
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if I posted a ‘lol’ every time you made me ‘lol’ orbs…
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Hmm, is that what they say. I guess they could, but should they have to so we can have some fancy houses? I don’t think so anyway.
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Just an observation, but the bandi would probably make more via blow jobs than hand job?
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Bit hard to tell how the opening is set up. Ill stay with paw jobs.
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The mask would prevent a satisfactory bj as well as creating considerable risk of compromising the structural integrity of the ears.
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Plus I would be worried about sharp bandicoot teeth.
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That would be the upside.
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Dont you just use gaffa tape on the bundicoot like Kevin Bloody Wilson does on the guinea pig?
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You’d never see anything like that in Allen Park.
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The home of the reacharound?
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Are you suggesting that Allen Park is Perth’s Hampstead Heath? I know people that may be interested in that tip.
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My nurries need a fondle?
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But for the absence of dwarves, I would have thought this was a dream sequence.
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Looks a bit like trout mask replica cover minus hat.
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Wasn’t paying enough attention to the signs. Let’s go with ‘paw job $20.’
As for the flowers, non-native as far as I could tell.
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Thanks for the update WAtching, 457 visa seems the most likely conclusion.
Sex, day old flowers ripped off a freshly covered over Karrakatta plot, and a pitch to the local western suburbs NIMBY’s, also a cover for the blatant Town of Nedlands commercial license aversion.
WHAT MUGS WE ARE.
A BJ from Nurrie wearing a bandicoot suit would be rather thrilling, and something to twitter about.
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It was a quiet day in Allen Park, the tranquility only broken by the howls of a bandicoot sodomising a terrier.
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I thought you were ‘so over’ taking the piss out of Nurry?
or couldn’t you resist a bit of buggery?
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I started reading his moronic “why we don’t need good internet” piece and almost jumped back into it.
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I’m with Nurry. I’m not convinced this ‘internet’ thing isn’t just a passing fad.
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Passing? Or something flown over the heads of the dinosaurs in the world of commercial conservativism?
They probably still think that the internal combustion engine is the way of the future.
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“Town of Nedlands commercial license aversion”
I think he’s in Cambridge.
I Like your Karakatta theory.
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The astute and indeed environmentally aware (it’s the same thing, I’m quite sick of repeating myself in this regards) viewer of this photo, instead of eagerly grasping into their trousers for inspiration, would have seen the stains of our coastal lake system like accusing bloody hand prints on the footpath pumped dry so that the some redundant “park” might live. The flowers are wreaths for the bandicoots that no longer have any water to drink. The man has covered his face for fear of being identified by social security, a stark condemnation of the “boom”. But please, just floor the pedal in the SUV and move onto the next piece of sordid piece of suburban self-gratification appointment.
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Huh?
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I think greggo is talking about bore water stains … and onanism. The reason bundycoots dont live in Allen Park anymore is that they taste delicious – four and half stars.
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I think greggo’s talking about TLA here
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A salubrious neck of the woods, I must say, that bushland across the road (Brockway Rd) UWA would give their eye teeth to develop: it is right next door to Subiaco wastewater treatment plant.
For all their nimbyism, there are types who’d erect their style-bereft edifices anywhere in the Western suburbs, even if their next-door neighbours are a shit factory.
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And when those style bereft sordid pieces move into the odour buffer of Subi WWTP, guess who pays to ‘fix’ the odour scrubbers operated by WaterCorp?
Colin Barnett’s employer
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