Natalia Fan #1 dropped this on my desk, inexplicably stained with what I assume was semen. (Urine NF#1?) He does however make a wonderful point about the confluence of worsts on this flyer. Max Kay, Alannah, even fucking Gina Rinehart will be there. What a wonderful thing to behold on Tim Winton’s birthday. Here’s hoping that the book will be even worse than it looks. With Max and Gina on hand, chances are it will be an absolute stinker. I think Natalia Fan#x was looking for Truck Chicks with Dicks when he found this, possibly explaining the stain on the back.
The only person to have any claim to be not worst would be Alannah, who has her supporters, as shown by Outrage’s photo on The Arrondisement.
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Gal?
The 1930s telegraphed, they want their slang back.
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Hehe – yes, “Truck Chick”, as TLA suggests, could have been more appropriate.
Perhaps it still is the 1930s up where Truck Gal harks from. Best ask Tim.
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The book I was referring to was Truck Chicks with Dicks. Different animal. Different publisher.
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C’mon – Kellie’s hot enough as it is.
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No doubt willing to oblige with her own service box stocked with Strap-On Tools.
I wonder if that kiosk in Bali would have one done in the style of Snap-On, with the spanner logo modified into a cockhead…
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Should be Truck Grrrl?
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I was thinking the clear intention was to gas them all when they got in there. Like selective gathering for a cull. But whats the point with Rineheart not actually there in Person?
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Hot bitch. No photo of the stain TLA? I think we need to see it. We could have another poll
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Truck gal fest up with the Kelster, Ginnie and haircut. No wonder NF#2 can’t contain his excitement. Lannie is , of course, the original truck gal , prior to turning her haircut to trains.
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Truck girls hey what about the mums and there pimped four wheel drives now that is bad.
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Needs more She Rah.
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Thought you might like it TLA. The flyer was in my pocket for much of a somewhat louche weekend which may or may not have involved truck “chicks”, so do draw your own conclusions as to the stain.
I’m betting that “a special message from Gina” will consist in a prerecorded video appearance, but no matter – still a frightful conjunction.
Given the location, I’m also wager that the “I Heart Alannah” bumper sticker most likely refers to the “unique and whimsical” Alannah Hill, rather than our own Alannah.
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do truck gals make that beeping sound when they back up?
I like that the term ‘Australian icon’ is so debased that it can refer to someone you never heard of standing in a drafty lobby on a midweek lunchtime trying to flog a book.
By that definition all sellers of the ‘Big Issue’ are now icons.
I took a look at her vanity publisher. They reserve the right to produce films or documentaries ‘which may appear similar to your work’ without acknowledging your rights. Sweet.
I misread the flyer and thought it said ‘ a special massage from Gina Rinehart’,
that spoilt my dinner.
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please take teh time to look at their stable of authors and speakers:
http://www.acashic.com/speakers.html
there is a bloke bottom right called ‘Elbabe’ who looks suspiciously like our friend Jesper wearing sunnies so we won’t recognize him.
I was very disappointed to find that the nom-de-plume ‘Bobby Magic’ is already taken.
and on the second page is a woman who chose to release a publicity photo of herself eating a pie. No doubt she only does speaking engagements for the ‘light refreshments’
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I’m kicking myself I didn’t look up the publisher’s website before, Skink. What a cavalcade of worsts. Particularly liking this one, if only for the author’s surname. They even have a whole section (albeit with only one book) for S.E.T.I.
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I didn’t spot that
I am not sure I would want to take advice on how to live life to the maximum from Mr. Livshitz
somewhere in there there has to be some tinfoil hatters
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Spot on , whois is your friend.
George and Michael Garcia
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Known associates
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Armageddon: The Final Challenge deserves a place in the history of West Australian fillum .
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‘I AM NOT A MAN is undoubtedly this year’s best read. With a running commentary that is as honest as it is brutal in delivering the answers to the top of mind thought you just had.
***** for I AM NOT A MAN’ — Industry Coverage #IMA9732
Jesus, I’m gonna be reading this all night.
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“…the answers to the top of mind thought you just had.”
Is that a direct quote? If so, does it have a meaning?
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Direct quote – check out the website.
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Acashic:
“1. A dynamic collection of futurists with their sights set on solutions to Global Warming and improved sustainability, while devoted to adding value to all of mankind’s living standards.
2. An innovative development and design company, made up of creatives and marketeers, with a passion for planning and design, an eye for select product manufacturing, a taste for publishing and marketing, and the necessary tools and infrastructure with which to tackle wholesale outlets and retail distribution especially via the internet.
3. Within the perspective of the innovations arena, a team of farsighted talent offering unique and high-end brand design ideas and options, creative floor plan layouts and ultimately useable real-world marketing tools innovators and developers can use for presenting their vision and ideas when they go to communicate with manufacturers.”
Is the emphasis on cash, because I have never heard such a load of complete bollocks in all my life. Apart from elections I mean.
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oooshta
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What a pity the “speaker” photos aren’t linked to the books – I’m desperate to find out what Bogun Girl has written.
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I’d pay real money to hear Bobby Magic compare and contrast “The Night I Went Out With Tracy” and “Getting Shafted”.
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He would be happy to tell you for free
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I bet she’s got strong hands.
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fucking hell. The ‘Entertainment’ section also packed with treats.
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Check out Ice Cream Truck Guy.
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Cash only? Fuck that.
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You’ll note they’re raising funds for “mental health” in WA. I’ll have some of what they’re having….
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I’m willing to bet that Truck Girl is xxx xxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx. (The book, I mean.)
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Be careful what you say, JJ.
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Why do you bet xxx xxxxxxxxxx xx? Gina doesn’t videoconference word one for xxx xxxxxxxxx. M bet is that itxxxxxxxx but should be xxx xxxxxxxxxx.
Truck Chicks with Dicks however (Picador) is a cosy Graham Greene style 180 pages and you get a free calendar with twelve truckin’ shemales..
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Truck Gal = Tolstoy of the West? I doubt it.
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I’ve ordered “From Bullcatcher to Driller”!!!!! Hope I get an autographed copy!
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….”Getting pulled over by the cops — and asked to leave town —several times!”
Not even Winton writes like that.
“He was diving. Underwater. The bubbles, like cracked diamonds, were flung in his face…he was drowning. Then he was asked to leave town.”
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It just got better!!!!
“Now boasting massive experience on jack ups and semis, the only thing JC has left to do is man a drillship. Welcome to JC’s High Octane world of HEAVY FUEL!”
I’ve got an iron hard Chumby!!!!!!!!
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This is great, muchos gracias NF1 + Skink.
My fave so far ?
Getting Shafted by Bob Bingley Watchorn
“the unexaggerated real-life story and adventures of a geologist”
I can’t wait for my copy to arrive. I’ve known a few crazy geologists in my
time up north, and I’m interested to see if there’s any mention of
Crackers or Slack in this memoir.
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or Russell woolf
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Nice to see that Acashic seem to have picked up a bit of business, re HFP and ronggly.
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Did they really fork out money for these books?
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ure all fucked big mouth,s no balls
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Hey Bretto – is this your Facebook page by any chance? If so, I think I’m beginning to detect a theme.
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even bad publicity is good publicity ,keep up the good work , but be very careful about how u say it .
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More mixed messages.
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Yes Brentto.
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even bad publicity is good publicity , keep it up , but be very careful what u say .
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That’s not you is it Kellster?
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Why Bretto, what are you going to do if we don’t?
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Nikki Defenders?
Pretty stupid.
BnS lovin’ Bumpkins?
Fucking retarded.
The new breed?
Is it just me or is troll quality on the way down.
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Be very care,full about what u say u sound
Like a top of the range fuckwit,
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brain dead is that it , sweet u have a nice night
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More really mixed messages.
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A mad libretto
Echoes its own haunting strains
Be very care,full
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Protective boyfriend?
Angry at imagined slights
Sadly satire-blind
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Yer artz, lotto and being good at a sport are the Bogan’s chances of gettin out of a dreadful, dead end, god awful job. Similar probability of success in each.
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Yer fergot the moines mate.
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I can remember my rage when a lotto winer from Kwinana said they were going to stay there after the win.
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Christ, yes.
All I could think was: “Gimme a decent slice of that moolah and I’d be out of suburbia like the proverbial Bondi tram.”
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I bet you the whole of Kwinina used to go by to gawk at the “crazy sucker’s house”, then try to steal something from it.
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I’d move out of Kwinana if I won a free Mars Bar.
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Caught the tail end of the book launch yesterday. Max was still there but Alannah had left. Book is worst beyond yo possible imaginings – a slim volume of around 100 pages of butcher’s paper with an intriguing colour photo middle insert. Photos suggest that Kellster may have had some career other than truck driving xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx. Scary bikie looking dude at the back of the room may well be our own inimitable Bretto. Might I add that at 12.45pm I counted around 20 attendees in total. Anyways, good on ’em for trying to raise some money for mental health charities.
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I didn’t realise Acashit was a non-profit
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So you’re a fucking juggalo now, or is this in anticipation of the forthcoming Mayhem concert?
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It’s Tim. I may be attending the Mayhem concert.
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Well, I guess Tim does like nature, if not black metal. Same thing?
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And again with the no photos? Not even of Max?
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Thanks for the censorship TLA :) The photo’s didn’t only suggest what I mentioned previously; they directly intimated it.
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Whoops – *photos*. Damn me to hell.
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I would need to see that for myself. I like the idea of butcher’s paper.
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Maybe I’ll drop a copy of Kellster’s magnum opus on your desk next week … my current phone camera is not up to the task of TWOPing. I recently took some snaps of a new nautically themed clothing store in Freo, called Shock & Oar, but they didn’t work out.
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Shouldn’t that be “Eeyore” ??
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Jeezus, you go to an event like that and don’t get a photo is like going to a wedding and not knobbing a bridesmaid. Dude. Seriously.
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Just hasn’t the right equipment.
Either way.
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Yeah, I’m not an image dude (I have a sum total of about 10 photographs in my own house), but feeling the lack since I’ve been corresponding here. Duly chastised.
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Is Alannah the girl or the poster by any chance?
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