Since the Dockers were total shit for the whole period of his watch, I think it’s a little unfair of former skipper Peter “Will I look less of a loser by living in Geraldton?” Bell to turn Dockers hater now that they’re showing some form. You would never have got Mainy doing that. 
Outrage Cohen finds some remarkable Perth blend tea. “What next, Coogee Capuccino?” asks Outrage. Indeed. I notice it’s got that Bergamot zing that that crackpt cooking woman advertises in Twinings ads. Nigella Lawson is it? The one that they suspiciously never show the lower half of her body.
And another in the continuing series of moronic graffiti in Perth. Why would someone go to the trouble of getting down there to write idiot? William Street Nrthbridge.
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Love that shot in Northbridge, TLA, from the hipster to the moronigraff, which as you say, would require a very particular skill level.
Avagoodweegend.
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sips the sideline tea
because he sits down to busk
you idiot you
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The graffiti looks more like a well-deserved tribute to the recently departed Ronnie James Dio, cunts. I might actually head down to this right now.
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I’m glad someone else here had the good taste and sense of history to think the same thing.
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anyone get a photo of naked sweary billboard gun guy?
this is the best news story since the guy in the tank.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/7599768/naked-man-atop-city-billboard/
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this link has video and a great photo gallery
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/national/naked-man-talked-down-from-roof/story-e6freuzr-1225893467241
I guess the police deserve some credit for resolving this without anyone getting hurt, but I reckon they gave him a sneaky taser to the bollocks once they got him out of site of the cameras, just for a laugh like.
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“Some young men watching from the top of a car park building shouted for the man to jump.
Insp Blair picked up a loud hailer and told the “clowns” they would be arrested if they did not stop making the comments.”
Arrested for what?
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Undergraduate humour.
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Yeah Sarge prepared us well for this. He used to run around the station drunk waving his weapon in the nuddie calling it ” training”. That was before the Internal Affairs Unit got him.
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is this the logical conclusion of the rockingham hazing rituals?
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Second best news story in ages:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/07/20/2959349.htm?section=justin
Parachuting donkey terrifies children.
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Vodka win, DFOC. And things just got worse after it landed. Having said that, I might have been screaming too. Have you seen some of those kids ? Keep those big stories comin’, Staff Copy !
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Inspector Blair said
“it is not the actions of a rational person to be up there naked in the middle of Perth with what appears to be a handgun”
What a genius, no wonder he is Inspector.
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Commissioner material.
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I thought I recognised that bonce.
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bald, middle-aged, ranting, paranoid, full of self pity…
it wasn’t you up on that ledge, was it Rich?
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You two are merciless…
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youse guys are so funny, If I was going to stand naked on a billboard in front of several thousand people I would want a bigger gun.
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it was midwinter. it was cold.
there may have been significant shrinkage. you probably feel shortchanged
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If RBL replies in the next two weeks we’ll know it wasn’t him on the billboard. The tank guy, as far as I remember, was named Gary Haynes. Me and me mate wrote a ballad about him. 91-92ish?
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Fuckin’ Judgement Day on pretentious tea. Seriously, ‘Perth Breakfast’? Should be called ‘Melbourne Wish’. And does it really taste of loose leaf?
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The pretentiousness is in the promotion to consumers whose faculties for determining the subtleties of fine flavours are severely compromised by long time habits of eating and drinking run-of-the-mill rubbish.
I lived in Sri Lanka for an all-too-brief period, after which ‘Bushells Blue’ (and others of a similar ilk) came across as something somewhat less than desirable.
Those who snort, sniff, smoke and otherwise ingest sensitivity suppressing substances will not appreciate the delights of subtle sensations and need not apply.
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Swings and roundabouts, innit?
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where is the rest of the range?
Mandurah Mid-morning
Albany Evening
and Troy’s favourite:
Bunbury Bedtime
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Darch Darjeeling
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Rocko redbush
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Lapsang pattichong
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not something i want to wrap my lips around.
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Earl Graylands
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greens tea
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Inglewood Caravan
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I might’ve thought this was, skink, or perhaps … ?
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Wungong Oolong.
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excellent – its starting…
I won’t be satisfied until Abbott gets accosted every day by scantily clad attention seekers
I think there’s an Emperor’s New Clothes riff in there too
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Skink, re your comment over at Crikey:
http://www.theage.com.au/federal-election/nearnaked-man-braves-melbourne-chill-to-confront-abbott-20100719-10hg6.html
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