Perhaps I need to run a workshop for Perth’s abysmal graffiti set. Look, if the dude’s name is Alcock, you don’t need to erase the “Al” and manufacture a “Ho”. Just a simple donger juxtaposed with the Alcock monicker would have been enough. We would all be nodding with a quiet smile on our faces, thinking “yeah, All COCK”, but rubbing our faces in the Dale cock is just superfluous. Dale Cock Ho. Doesn’t even make sense. Not cool man. Not cool. Another from Byford by Dave L.
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The redheads are out of control.
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The future for Dale?
Its certainly no “Western Spruut Duck”
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As you know, I’ve been spending too much time at ye olde South Freo Power Station, but mate, that is a bit stellar bit of graffiti on a par with anything I’ve seen down there. I can’t recall seeing too many willies in the power station though. Kind of like where the big heads hang out….
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bet no one ever ragged Dale about his name at school… no way
This gets a worst for lack of humour and ridiculously engorged glans
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They did do the pubes though. that’s quite rare.
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Altrunk, all the time, TLA.
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And with 21st century maintenance standards. Nicely.
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It looks standard size to me.
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two dimensional and covered in a red rash?
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Without the restraint of a foreskin, it could “balloon out”.
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well at least they could have painted a smile on the fucking thing
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There’s a kind of honesty and directness with cock graffiti which the sub-Bansky wankers of the Arrondissement etc. sadly lack.
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Yes, the pubes are a noice touch.
And in other news, Hey Hey could be scrapped:-
Corrinne Lawrence, the fan (I could think of a few other descriptions) who spearheaded a Facebook campaign to bring the show back, defended it this week.
“Daryl is only doing this for us – he could be doing anything but he’s doing this for our nation,” Lawrence said.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/tv/hey-hey-its-saturday-ditched-by-channel-9-halfway-through-first-season/story-e6frf9ho-1225889069808
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And in other other news, just when it looked like the city had decided to end the reign of shite by scultors the Smiths, it’s back on the agenda.
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/its-not-over-yet–sapphire-clock-tower-battle-heats-up-20100709-103f1.html
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‘almost holographic’ rain of shite?
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You’ve lost the bucket and gained the jugs orbea?
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need to diet, bulimia wasn’t working
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I’m somewhat vexed by this development, TLA; torn between my revulsion for the Smiths and my lust for She-Ra.
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Given it’s state, I guess we can’t really determine if it’s circumcised?
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priapism
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Lucky shit…
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I keep coming back to this, inexplicably…..and now I know why.
There is an opportunity sorely missed here. Our creative friend with spray in hand should have written “Dale Cock Homo”. Now that would rock…speaking of which, does the good old Herdies Pub still exist? It had quite a reputation for a rockin’ good time in a stone-washed kind of way back in the day.
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Sadly ‘Herdies’ has fallen victim to creeping gentrification and ‘Sniffer’ no longer peddles his wares there.
Given that you referred to a ‘rockin good time’ and ‘stone-wash’ y ou probably mean “The Stadium”whick I never got to go to.
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?!?!??! Say it aint so, Joe! The herdies done in by the trendy pull dicky dickheads!!!!! The “Stadium”? Hmmm, not sure I know that one, but it is ringing a distant bell of despair.
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When the Herdy closed years and years ago I was locky enough to worth there the next weekend removing indoor plants. The place stank and I needed a flea bath afterwards! And to think I’d had so much fun years before watching “Appetite for Destruction the Australian GnR Tribute Band” there.
Nowadays a trip to Herdies is to buy pre-packaged gourmet baby pak choi.
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Do they still have the gloved busboy directing Claremont longtooths to their parking spots?
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Now, now – don’t be a nuff nuff.
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I have always been tempted to pop an ‘s’ in front of Alcock and leave it at that….
Look you graffiti snobs, a spraypainted dick always amuses me, no matter what the context. You posted one on a rock a while back. Superb
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Would it not have been more convincing to change the website url to daleatcock.com
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You’d need a steady hand and a fine nib. Our street art friends prefer broad strokes, clearly.
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You guys are real DICKHEADS and are still under 15 years old right?
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Yep
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I think you’ll find the preferred term is “looser’s”.
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I thought it were cunts?
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sorry – CUNTS
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He looks a bit rough for under 15.
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