Brendan H. finds that the bumper sticker boundary has still not been reached. There must be a vehicle out there that has the lot. I shit on fat chicks, I fuck midgets, Fuck off we’re full, I shit in your mouth AND I love Beechboro. On the Roe Hwy. 
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well the sticker is certainly at the right height for his demographic.
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or hers.
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what a wonderful bright ginger morning it is
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Now the Gruelster can remove the nasty Big tax on bogans. Yay , Lannie McT fro leader of Rockhamster.
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I’ll be overjoyed never to have to listen to tossers referring to him as Krudd and sniggering like they were the first person to think of it.
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Dullard ?Dillard ?I can hear the grinding of their tiny synapses from here already.LikeLike
Gruelia Jill-hard.
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Some of the reviews of Kruddie
Tony Abbott “I’ve alwasys liked women and I always will”
Mal Turnbull “nice guy”
Right wing of the Labor party ” this has absolutely nothing to do with the RSPT nor our possible positions on mining company boards Yeah !”.
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I’m with you Bill-O.
‘Krudd’s ‘unpopularity’ is a confection cooked up since the SP Tax. He’s being sold off so the tax can be axed without damaging the Labor brand’ is the line I’m spinning
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the lineup of”talent” that did in Kruddie :David Feeney, Mark Arbib, Bill Shorten, Bill Ludwig, Karl Bitar.
Knuckle scrapers the lot of them.
News just in “Mining industry suspends RSPT tax ads “
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One word. Julia !
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Stand up Vegan.
We salute you, our new Prime Minister.
A marvellous and historic day for women in Australia.
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Vegan for PM!…… who saw that coming?
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ya saw it first here comrades.
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Its Time
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Well damn – it’s completely understandable – midgets are hot but not everyone is fond of them.
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I knew you’d be all over this one, mp.
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Oh Snuff, i’m very touched in a non-midget kind of way that you remembered – Thanks!
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What right does this person have to anonymity? They’re the ones doing the advertising…
Publish the number plate…
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New Patrol, “grenade” reputation motor, a brake light not functioning, spotlessly clean with no signs of it ever having left the bitumen?
No chance of it ever fucking a forest gnome or pixie by the looks of it.
Or maybe fucking the environment is more in the driver’s way of thinking.
It should go down a ‘bomb’ on the 4WD and off-road fora.
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Midget on Board?
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I see they purchased their vehicle in Wanneroo. Imagine my surprise.
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Begs the age old question as to how many midgets fit into the back of a Nissan Patrol.
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…..or how many pootrollers fit up the back of a midget.
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Denny Crane fucks midgets.
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There is a tantalising half-glimpse of the plate in the reflection.
First female PM! About time.
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Fantapants!
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Rabid Red Dragoner!
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Ranga rule !
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Ranga Love
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Ginge minge
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Looks like it’s time for Shazza’s favourite again.
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Parmigiana
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OT, but my Melbourne-based bro has just pointed out to me an interesting feature of Perth Now. He looks at the Herald Sun (tsk tsk) website every morning, and informs me that, in complete contrast to the links to other News Ltd sites, the list of the five most popular PN stories consistently features sex scandals above anything actually newsworthy. Here’s today’s list:
1. Glee stars caught in sex romp
2. Bullock ‘to take Jesse James back’
3. Julia Gillard ‘truly honoured’ to be Australian Prime Minister
4. Perth Socceroo fans give it their all
5. Government in chaos
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Honestly, what did they expect? This WA, where insularity is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.
Speaking of which, did anyone watch The Gruen Transfer last night on ABC1? “The Pitch” topic for the next week’s episode is to create an ad to encourage WA to secede from the Commonwealth.
Be careful what you wish for, Wil Anderson and Co., because there are some stupid enough here to think that it’d be a great idea (I personally think that we’d lose far more than we’d gain; we’d just become an Anglophone Argentina, because of obscene over-reliance on primary resources).
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I was at a 500 Club function only a few weeks ago where one of the navy suit set prodded Barney about seceding. Astonishing. It’s not just the rubes, apparently.
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were you serving the drinks?
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Lamentably, no.
I was gritting my teeth and pressing the flesh. Whilst enjoying the free hospitality with my ALP pin inside my jacket (YOU HEAR THAT, FRANK???).
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not just the resources,
like Argentina, WA has wine, beef and war criminals
and we have our own ‘Che’ Cohen
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Please refer to me as The Great Helsman.
Or, Great Leader and Architect of our Glorious Future will do.
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Warp factor Dork Helmsman, make it so.
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Helmsman?
like the mayonnaise?
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Thanks, skink. I now have an excuse for this.
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Terrible idea. WA would get kicked out of the Sheffield Shield comp and on recent form we’d barely make test playing nation status.
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1. Superb Socceroos cruelly eliminated
2. Thanks, Pim, for (almost) everything
3. Glee stars caught in sex romp
4. Monster croc gobbles up a shark
5. England in the Round of 16 … just
No mention of Gillard, but to be fair the most popular stories on all News Ltd sites except The Australian and News.com.au are in the main soccer related. Good to see the Glee sex romp hanging in there at Perth Now for the number three spot.
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i turned on the intertubes this evening and was greeted with:
“The Evolution of Julia’s hairstyle – a gellery of her haircuts through the years.”
FFS
I look forward to in an in-depth expose on where Julia got that lovely necklace she was wearing all yesterday.
but nobody has dared mention Pim’s hairstyle, if you could call it that.
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Probably amusing only to me now, but here’s the latest most popular stories on PN, at least according to the Herald Sun website:
1. Breasts bared to silence boy, 5 (lolwut?)
2. Coldest June night in four years (fair enough, it’s fuckin’ cold)
3. Glee stars caught in sex romp (good to see Glee romp still in there at number three spot)
4. Summer Bay boy bags Gossip Girl glamour (repeat #3?)
5. School evacuated in napalm scare (haha)
All News Ltd sites had a Gruelia (kudos to Bill) story in their top five, except Perth Now.
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Keep it up. At least one other person is finding it amusing.
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Jesus, how low can you go?
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A ginger midget with her top off!
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It could be a pointer to Gillard’s new policy on refugees: with midgets, the Fuck Off We’re Full-ers wouldn’t have nearly so much to complain about. Greater numbers of midgets would Fit In so much better and would not, therefore, have to Fuck Off.
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