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The Worst of Perth 
To future Perthers. In the year 2525, are you still waiting?
It’s a race between me and Paul Murray.
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The Lazy Aussie walked here 2010?
First decent Dockers season tainted by drug allegations 2010?
Armadale train had no murders on this day in 2525?
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I put my money on Winton LA.
Liking the shoes BTW.
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They’re a bit “REIWA” don’t you think.
Welcome back BTW.
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Bree Maddox?
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I do rather like the way that plaque is so slightly out of alignment.
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There is no other object I’d rather have in my garden. They should sell them.
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Stunning, TLA. Like Franck Pourcel.
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Hey. Who you callin’ “limp arms”
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They obviously know a bit about fatigue, WAtching. What with all the strumming, and maintaining that hairdo, I’d need a sit down too.
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I’d like to see the google maps / streetview thing happening again. It would be great to create a heritage trail of these worsts. This is a classic worst.
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Clearly they know something will happen in Perth……eventually
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Oh come on, Stu ! There was … umm … just a moment … and … arr … umm. Look, Joe Hockey will be
handballing a steaming turd to Andrew Robbannouncing all the details at the Press Club next week. Okay ?LikeLike
Very unseemly performance by the opposition.
Even they don’t believe a word of it.
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Actually, I think perhaps they do, WAtching, which is why none of them want to get lumbered with it. The really funny part about the knot Tony managed to tie himself into, to Kerry’s and everyone else’s incredulous bemusement, is that everyone knows, instinctively, and because history has so often shown it to be the case, grains of truth are far more likely to be found in statements made “in the heat of discussion”, than in “carefully prepared scripted remarks”.
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That looks like indoor tiling. Is the Carillon Food Court floor now Perth’s answer to Hollywood Boulevard?
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Perth Station.
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She Ra?
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On She-Ra, I hope youse ae al avid readers of WANGLE.
http://www.wangle.com.au/vip/dear-gavin-and-other-lovers-of-perth
RSS it people.
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“it is what it is and it’s not that bad?!” She-Ra’s testament to Perth.
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“If “we” continue to choose no-engagement or our all too uncool WA (wait awhile) indifference and complacency we will reap it all – zip, zilch zero, so come on Gavin and anyone who has actually read to this point, support me and what I stand for.”
Actually I only scanned to that point but fucks sake, COMMAS, BITCH
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I had my little rant on that site.
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yes, i saw.
at least i could read yours. the lack of commas in she-ra’s philosophizing left it unreadable.
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well it wouldn’t hurt you to use the shift key once in a while you know.
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@
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right on
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Pfft. I’d cross her ‘T’s, and dot her ‘I’s.
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There’s a joke about colons somewhere in this, but I’m not going anywhere near it.
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Could be handy to use for whenever someone falls from grace; an anodyne way to cover what might become a nasty stain on the pavement. Like TV shows on commercial networks that rate well below expectations and not only get axed (not merely “rested”) and then almost any trace of them is purged from corporate memory. As I’d they never existed, a placeholder in the form of something that has long amortised its costs to run dead with.
Cruel, yes indeed. But then again, crap is crap. So I wonder if that this is what that plaque is there for…
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Fuckin’ T9 on my smartphone, to clever fo its own good! Not “I’d”, more like “if”!
When TV networks run dead, instead of reheating the same old same old, why not run the test card? Even cheaper and you actually might learn something useful, like how to adjust your set to get the best picture. So yeah, I think that placeholder plaque should be dedicated to the test pattern, many a fine hour of viewing pleasure to multitudinous Perthians, I feel. Well, certainly better than some of the crapulence that has forced through our collective retinas over the years.
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Dog poo, just belatedly noticed a “to” where a “too” is supposed to be. I could blame the virtual keyboard again, or just hasty lack of proof reading, flying in the face of my anal retentiveness about matters grammatical.
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I have a dream…
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Get in line. Behind Cookster.
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The TWOP man train pulls into Perth Station eh?
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cue comment about xHDC (Hybrid Digital Coding) with SBR (spectral band replication)x
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Do you know what ‘The 4th Madras Native Infantry‘ means?
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you’re a funny man
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If I’m going to have to censor these comments…
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Why is it not just blank? Is it to shame Perth into doing something?
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It’s so close to where the arse and boozie sculpture was, it SHOULD be me. BTW, a new sculpture is to be put in that location apparently.
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We are just not worthy of being walk over by public transport users. Yet.
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The Afterlife sez “Mainie is that you ?”.
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Formerly acknowledging Mainy. Under new management.
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A plaque that proudly proclaims its temporary status is just begging to be stolen.
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I would swap my concrete flamingo for one of these.
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D’you think it’d be possible to jack it out of the floor? Is it securely grouted in? Is there a convoy of sixteen bucket-arsed blueshirts waiting to pounce on the potential offender? Was there a glossy, self-congratulatory portait of three Transperth staffers leering seductively to camera mounted nearby? Were the haunting strains of Schubert lilting softly from on high? And other Transperth questions
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A very prominent position. Chances of levering it out and getting away would be low. You’d need a valid ticket to get out too.
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Probably not the done thing to use your smartrider then.
Using a hand held grout remover and jemmy this would take about 90 seconds.
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Nicely observed.
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perth, 2010 – ooshta up the wazoo.
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Growler Adrian would be the perfect acknowledgement of cultural phenomenon for here, although he’s more of a treadly man than a train man.
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Nurry was on fine form in this mornings paper
discussing news from Monday (four days!) regarding Abbott’s poor media performance, he pasted large chunks of the transcript of the Red Kerry interview.
still with space to fill, he found a radio interview that Abbott did LAST FRIDAY, and pasted some of that too.
does Nurry think that the news cycle is the bike that the intern uses to go and get him a bacon sandwich for smoko?
can we still say ts American divisions currently include the Crown Publishing GroupInstead of xxxxing, from now on I am just going to paste random text from Wikipedia.
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so now we can’t even call Nurry a “Crown Publishing Group” ?
I think I can hear a bugle playing The Last Post
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can I post this link to a reputable news site?
http://www.wabusinessnews.com.au/en-story/1/80462/Radisich-shock-resignation-from-COSBOA?utm_source=DBA&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=article_click
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It seems you can, but not anything on it’s own according to the Vagabondo and the Outrageous one.
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Biz news is reputable now?
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compared to this place, yes.
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I’d also like to see this go on the honours list e.g Paul Nurries TPO.
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Troy Buswell should definitely get a look in.
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i think troy’s had plenty of look ins already.
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That’s a tad redundant in the West Australian parliament Orbea.
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That’s not worst. It’s art.
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That depends on what Mez sez.
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Mez sez that, despite the pretty shoes, it looks kinda photoshopped. Not that that makes it not art and the shoes make it a great deal more witty than anything Piccinini has to say
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What you’re disbelieving that the plaque is real? Wot fuck? Unphotoshopped. It be real baby.
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oh, that’s a shame, I was hoping that you were pushing the boundaries a little
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I reckon Chelsea, my fav hooker should be there, or my fav DJ Garry Shannon.
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Doesn’t Garry look more like a Sontaran every day?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sontaran
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… with a combover.
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replying to see what image comes out as me
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did the gravita thing…how do i get image here!!!!????
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crying like a baby now….or a miner whose been left with a mere 600 million out of a billion!
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It’s workin’ Don. I mean Ed.
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what do ya mean? that stupid green face is not Mr De Bozo
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I see it fine. It sometimes takes a little while to come up on different computers. Sometimes the old one is cached for a while. Buyes, it works.
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Yayyyyyy!!!!!! Whoopee!
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If you use the same email and title, it will work on many other blogs too.
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So you’ve got the looks Ed, but have you actually got anything to say?
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Who let that clown on the computer? But seriously folks. Delete your web browser’s history, and the browser ‘cache’. Then give it five minutes. You’re beautiful Ed.
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Nanjing Swingers Club
http://www.asiancorrespondent.com/breakingnews/professor-given-3-1/2-years-in-chin.htm
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I ror’d
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You’re not about to hold a press conference, by any chance, TLA ?
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Oh, I thought you meant about Garry Shannon looking like a Sontaran. No, I deny storming her “Southern Capital”.
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I was always amused by the Sontaran inclusion of a fatal spinal node on the nape of the neck. Does our Gazza have one, and if so could someone shove a shiv in there fucken quickly?
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Hey.
Does anyone think that Sontarans look like a shaven Russel Woolf?
or should that be…
Does anyone think that Xxxxxxxxx look like a shaven Xxxxxx Xxxxx?
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I thought you’d stopped moderating…
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Well if you are using it as a general stimulatory effect then you have to suggest that the multiplier effect that would be attributable to , you know, the production of steel and the contractors that were involved would be similar to what is involved in dealing yet another modular unit in some instances not even building it, just transporting it.
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No. I completely agree. There’s no need to doubt yourself because you’re way off.
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I will pay $10 for an image of Russell Wooooooollllllffff on a scooter.
Must be legit, no photoshopping.
OK $5
No $2, Yes Two Dollars.
Sontarans ride scooters?
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Q Mounting the kerb? A No, just holding hands will be fine.
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I may be able to help.
I know where to look.
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Leederville.
FTW
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Here’s a REAL photo I took in Leederville last night. Dj at The Double Lucky Bar.
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Nice work.
Snaky shot.
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oh look! Daile Pepper is doing more spruiking for yet another exciting vibrancy magnet:
http://www.watoday.com.au/entertainment/restaurants-and-bars/haywards-hunt-for-a-new-pub-project-over-20100519-verw.html
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I’ll take your “not-to-be-missed” and raise you a “yet-to-be-named”
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Yes I saw that Skink. Nothing like a bit of shameless spruiking masquerading as news.
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“I don’t want it to be like The Brisbane except for it will have a beer garden and serve good food,” Hayward said.
I don’t want it to be like a faulty sentence except for it will break down somewhere in the middle and look retarded
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“I don’t want it to be like The Brisbane , except, you know, it’s a pub. Sells beer and wine and food. Maybe has a garden. Toilets, obviously. Thinking about a pool table, maybe some music. But otherwise, the wallpaper will be, like, totally different. Just look at the Brisbane and Bar One. Who would have thought they were run by the same person?”
“do you want to write your own copy, or would you rather just cut and paste my press release?”
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Kitsch in Leederville was quite nice last night.
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Can’t say the same for their excruciating copy.
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… copy.
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ouch. that’s like masturbating with kecap manis (not recommended btw)
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pretentious? moi?
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premiere?
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Fuck I’m excited by Hayward’s new venture in Floreat, just as I have been by The Brisbane, Luxe, and Bar One. Floats my fuckin’ boat. At least someone had the good sense to get rid of that terrible “Hydey” joint. But why is The Castle still there? Surely begs conversion into a yuppie beerhaus; “The Putsch”, perhaps. Monologue probably to follow.
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the castle appears to be undergoing some sort of refurbishment. lord knows what it might mutate into…
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If by ‘refurbishment’ you mean ‘demolition and conversion to offices’, then you’re spot on.
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looks like a little “fake it ’til you make it” philosophy going on here!
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like the ‘jazz feet’ TLA
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and do you have matching “jazz hands” TLA?
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Morry sure does, mp.
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Don’t you mean … ?
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Another inside cover TLA !
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Wha?
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I believe Kwality is referring to this Twet:
Inside Cover insidecover
In IC tomorrow: Rob Johnson’s fire station bungle, Gillard baulks at Burke, the plaque commemorating nothing, and IC’s newest nutter. about 6 hours ago via web
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Nice to see that IC gave the vibrantor Bree Maddox a gurnsey in the plaque yarn.
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A hoax plaque apparently.
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I am very much loking forward to Gary Ashead’s special feature on “Perth’s Underbelly” which starts tomorrow
the graphic on page 3 with him and some ugly bloke trying hard to look like a couple of dodgy geezers is priceless.
They really should be doing a Big Vern: “you ain’t gonna take me alive, you slag!”
No doubt Ashead will be reheating his piece on Shirley Finn, but with sexy bullet hole graphics.
as long as he makes the link between Yorkie, Elton John and Shirley Finn.
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