Land, Gosnells. Go there, buy now. Testing a new theme, which supposedly allows bigger pictures. To test it here is something from Bohemian Carnivale from the Gozzie region. Does it work? Are the pics bigger?
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the text is bigger, i think the pics are bigger.
what’s with the collage in the background? i think i preferred the white space.
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See I didn’t even post on the right thread.
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Worst layout, worst background, worst serif. Keep the worst wondertrain rolling along LA! My eyes hurt!
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I really like the background, don’t get me wrong, it’s just fucking terrible :)
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Yeh, TLA I like the bigger pix.
It’ll mean that some of the more woeful examples of shutter clicking that pass for “photography”on this site might be a little less difficult to determine.
The clutter down each side is a bit of a distraction.
I suggest that you either eliminate it or make it a bit more cohesive.
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bigger text box and pics are good – the imovable Patti Chong is freaking me out a bit
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…and leads to bad spelling
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You lot sound like a right bunch of Facebookers. Can we find 1,000,000 people who want TWOP changed back (or else we are going to another site about how crap Perth is).
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Thusly? http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=118530534831539
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Meet the new TWOP, same as teh old TWOP…
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I was going to comment that the collage is all arses and Patti, but then I realised that it is therefore a pretty accurate representation of Twop content
I agree with Shazza’ and Mez that Patti peering from the corner is offputting, unless that swan is going to peck her eyes out. she seems to be puckering up to kiss that arse.
pics are better – but bigger serif text is horrible
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It doesn’t HAVE to have the collage, but let’s see how it goes. The much bigger pics and text are way better, so probably will keep the theme. Will decide on bg later.
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on no, it’s worse on my laptop, all I get is Chong both sides
and only two posts will fit on the screen
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I like the “tell me what you think” attempt at democracy, only to be replaced with “stuff it, that’s what you’re getting” hegemony.
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Ah – I had the reverse experience. I was bewildered at your ‘nowt but arses and Chong’ comment when I was on the laptop, and now I’m home and just wish I could unsee this.
Actually, to be fair, I like everything except the font and pic selection.
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I think you’re being a little generous.
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People always tell me I’m just too nice.
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You get used to anything eventually.
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except Daylight Saving
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What the fuck is this?
The worst now available in “Large Print.”
Seems only weeks ago we were doing “PP’s”
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It actually looks fantastic on my screens at home and work. Lets just see how it goes for a while.
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Not that it matters, TLA, but the new theme’s all over the shop for me. The pics (and text) do seem a bit bigger, although I’m only getting about 2mm of the aforementioned collage around the edges. My browsers are too tweaked, so I’m getting next to nothing on Firefox, and this bit of a mess on IE. Shou ga nai.
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Close your favorites box (sidebar – whatever) and ouch, patti appears. Does in ie7 anyway. Then help me figure out how to reopen the favorites side bar so patti will disappear.
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Ctrl+Shift+H
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I sent the pic in and yeah, the new format works alright. The pics are bigger, etc. Don’t know about the font, though.
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I love that we get a little bio of TLA on every post.
Border collage pic selection leaves a bit to be desired. Patti especially off-putting, but probably deserves a prominent position.
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BOLD
BOLD
BOLD
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This ain’t gettin’ any better, even after my third glass of Lachlan Ridge Cab Merlot. I think TLA has been gettin’ some design ideas from here.
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Looking much better to me.
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You Bet.
The site has always had a clean, uncluttered look, and without the bg it remains so.
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this is hurting my head.
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4 beers later
actually, the larger print helps but a minor flaw is that I seem to have to scroll back down after I “Post Comment” to review my wit. After 6 this could cause my scrolling finger an injury.
My eyeballs thank you for deleting the Chong.
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keep drinking
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Working normal for me. No extra scrolling required.
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probably IE8
I’m off to the fridge
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bold
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The browser tab seems to feature the whole TWOP backstory.
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…and art heretic seems to have cast a bold spell…
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Wait – you’re not doing the bold yourself?
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nope
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Me either!
Woo hoo!
Boldy bold bold bold.
BOLD!
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big, bold, able to be read at about 10 metres.
is it a font for senior citizens?
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At this size it’s much more difficult to hide the TWOP window behind windows containing actual work. I don’t like it, it begets efficiency.
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yes, there is that as wall g’day.
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Still nothing on Firefox, but at least the 2mm of collage has disappeared. I guess I’ll just have to
shudderfire up IE for TWoP. It’s a pity the main problem of only listing the last 15 comments remains. I wish WordPress had a function where the number of new comments were listed next to the posts. Meh.LikeLike
And it doesn’t reload at the comment, and I have to sign in my name and email address again every time. And it’s all goddamn bold. Uggh.
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I haven’t even looked at it in explorer. Seems just right in firefox. been workin fine all day in FF.
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I’m sure it’s just one of my extensions or Greasemonkey scripts screwing it up, TLA. I’ll sort it out eventually but it’s currently
a pain in the arseinconvenient. And turn off that goddamn bold.LikeLike
Where did that comment go ? Uggh. Wake me up when it’s working again.
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Oh, there it is. I give up.
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Holy fuck.
What fresh hell is this?
I did not see the Patti thing but I would not have liked it.
I do not like this either – and I’m only on the first glass of pinot grigio cleanskin.
Where is the T-shirt shilling??
This is a disgrace (and an outrage).
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It looks ok on my Apple iPad.
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My eyes, ze goggles, ze do nothing.
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C’mon TLA – admit this as a failed experiment, much like the Wheel, daylight savings, TroyBoy, etc.
Resistant to change
Perthites bask in Wintonesque
Longing for the past
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Phwoar, you’ve nailed it mate
Carn TLA help us out
We’re strugglin, orright?
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What are you guys talking about? Am I seeing a different blog? It looks great on my screen, clean, bigger text, wider pictures. Big improvement.
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On my screen, TLA, text in all posts since appear in bold. Very distracting, to say the least. Then again, I could just be a typological daylight saving whinger.
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Whoops.
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I’ll try again TLA – the new blog design begs the word “cunt”. Hope this is in bold, like all other posts since late this morning.
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Loaded on another machine. Looks great. Can’t see any problems. You also get a much bigger, brighter couch header.
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Sheesh, he thought. How far they’d all come, from sans to serif. But almost a backward step; it brought back memories of the first time he’d stepped on a jellyfish before recoiling, when the now brackish Swan was still good for swimming. Later he’d glory in the destruction of gelatinous tissues; whether jellyfish, or the soft, barely fried fat of a Fremantle breakfast, inevitably followed by gelato. All these memories swam together in his mind, like a North Freo rip bringing driftwood, seaweed, used condoms, together in a tangled skein of parochiality.
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I think I’m about to cry. *turns head, wipes tears*
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Explain SW…
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The Wintoning. It was beautiful.
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It touched my heart
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*All these memories swam together in his mind, like a North Freo rip mingling driftwood, seaweed, used condoms, into a tangled skein of parochiality.*
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I’m going to my special place now.
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*shucks*
Special place = Cicerello’s?
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Ada Rose?
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The Railway Hotel, N Freo ??
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Nah it’s a little spot, tucked away just north of Leighton. Not many people go there – it’s a quiet, secluded expanse of dunes where the initiated go to enjoy the privilege of their own loneliness.
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Maybe take a tinny and a printout of their Archibald and have a good wank.
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hehehe – reduced to 1/4 of the comment box again. TLA!!!!
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But that’s exactly what it used to do before with previous theme. It’s no different. I think you guys may be whingeing for the sake of it.
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Previous comment should have gone here. Anyway, TLA, you better fix this before we all defect to the comments board on PerthNow.com. au.
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Cable Station ? Not a bad wave if there’s a norwesterly swell.
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It only truly exists as a place of the heart. In all of us.
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No matter where I go, my heart remains in West Leederville.
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Still mystified.
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Jesus Wa, howdidodat? For brief moment the whole site was formatted to yo specifications.
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Absolute BS TLA. Never had any of these problems before. Never.
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It has always squashed them. The bigger font size (which is hugely better) makes it look more noticeable. But it has always squashed the comments.
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Why am I still typing in a 1/4 box then?
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I think there’s a misunderstanding here. NF#1 is talking about the Comment box we type into, and TLA is talking about the posted comments. I have the same problem, NF#1, for what it’s worth.
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Indeed Snuff …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
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Hey TLA. Did you consider this format?
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Like I said, this.
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it’s
cool
if
you
just
treat
it
as
a
beat
poem
and
hit
Enter
after
every
word
man!
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I’m thinking replies containing the words, Sand, vagina, get the and out are soon going to be required.
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Get
out
the
vaginas
and
…
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Sand will be required
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rrongly your chook comes up again in comments.
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Yeah I know, it should. I changed it back.
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Yey!
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I like how TLA’s gravatar despotically appears at the bottom of every thread now…
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If our comments are being squashed into minuscule boxes then the terrorists have won.
Did the Anzacs fight Johnny Turk at Gallipoli and stop the Japs at Kokoda so we could have our comments squished by minuscule boxes?
Etc……..
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Funny how your comments aren’t squashed into little boxes, DFOC.
Politburo win
Over kulak funny-farm
Old Trotsky triumphs?
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I’m a fan of new format TLA but dissapointed that the Bold is gone
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just don’t
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I have nothing to say; all my rants have been ranted for me.
Thank you, gentle people. (Euphemism for excretory alimentary orifices.)
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not cunts then?
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