Oh peace beard sounding louder
Glide on my peace beard
Come on now peace beard
Yes, peace beard holy roller
Everyone jump on my peace beard
Come on now peace beard… Cat Stevens, Peace Beard
I have been chasing this Perth Worst for a very long time. In about 1982 I had Graeme Turner as a Language & Culture tutor, where his most memorable words to us largely gormless first years were, “I’m not trying to convert you to Communism – not that it would do you any harm…” He is now to be found at the University of Queensland, and from time to time on Radio National, if the topic were to be say, “Kylie Minogue, a new paradigm, or hegemony in hotpants?” or “Ray Martin, post Grampsciist or complete cunt?”. I remember that Graeme’s folk album Puzzle Ring once littered the bargain bins, in the early 1980s, but was unable to find a copy until today. In fact it’s almost impossible to even find a mention of it.
Could I really have forgotten he had carved his beard and mo into a fucking peace symbol! How could I have forgotten that?! How could a peace beard have faded so quickly from the scene? Even Doug Parkinson wouldn’t have had the kahunas for that. I’m thinking that beard must have seen a lot of action. Who could resist “Not only do I have an album out baby, but cop the beard. Riding this beard just once is worth fifty freedom marches.”
I’m half tempted to plait my pubes into the first few verses of “War, what is it good for?” And the back cover? Shouldn’t the left one hang lower?
Ride on the peace beard
My peace beard Holly Roller
The Worst of Perth 
This was way before I was born. Therefore, I cannot confirm if this is a worst or not.
I promise I did not stiff any chairs though.
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Fucking hell, new gravitar fail. As you were…
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Time Wounds All Heels. Tacky song title but I like it. Should have been the album title, instead of rubicsed anus.
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A peace symbol in 1980? Bit late.
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……and the relevance is?
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relevance of what?
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He’s got a fucking peace beard! Relevance, shmelevance.
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Seems like an A grade worst to me. Solid Perth connection, a peace beard, Communism. Couldn’t be more Perth worst relevant if he had the Belltower up his arse.
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oh lord, i’d forgotten just how smooth he thought he was.
love the tuckey tweet.
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You remember him? Who else would remember Graeme. Slanderer maybe, My Ning, definitely.
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well he was rather ‘charismatic’…
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I will be doing the same to my beard this morning.
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Go the hammer and sickle DFOC.
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Brilliant.
They don’t get tutors like that these days do they?
Or do they Ljuke?
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Actually, I haven’t seen any tutors with facial hair. They do say that shaved is in, though.
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Big difference between shaved and shaven.
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is he the ripped Jesus?
I tried shaving the anarchist A-in-a-circle into my goatee this morning and it went a bit wrong.
I now have random bits of stubble on my chin and look like the victim of a barber with the DT’s
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Here’s what he looks like now.
http://www.cccs.uq.edu.au/?page=16135&pid=61040
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I’m feeling embarrassed just looking at this record. I think we need to know what it sounds like LA.
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Well I didn’t fucking buy it. $10, get outta here! I bought Frank Sinatra’s 1965 Strangers in The Night instead.
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This is what I was telling you about the other day:
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When you OPEN with a Christmas song…
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There really should be some 30th Aniversary buzz around “Teh Ring” this year.
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‘You’re my destiny, Ridge’
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“Hemp Condoms” bahahaha
Did anyone else watch the televised apology? I think my favourite moments were ‘oh- twothreehundred dollas… I think no more than twothreehundreddollasss… Oh Oh I can’t confirm that by the way’ and then Dixie Marshall cutting in just as they started asking ‘does Colin know about the money? ‘cos you could be, you know, fired – dodged a bullet there, I thought he was going to start crying.
That bit where he grunted like a hog was pretty good too. Carles should be crucified for slutting around with the resident pigman..
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that Wilson tweet is indeed gold
any truth to the rumour that Troy asked Adele to shave her luxuriant muff into a portrait of Wilson Tuckey?
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Yes Mr LA – I remember Dr Turner very well.
Back in 1985 he gave me 4.4 out of 10 for an essay when I tried to argue that it was impossible to use Australian cinema of the 1970s to confirm (or was that to reconfirm?) the bourgeois hegenomy at work because the films were so fucking useless.
Unfortunately, in my Strawman Plus One diatribe, I used the word “hegenomy” rather than “political” – silly me; I should have remembered that it was all a political struggle.
And, according to one of my sources at the time, it was indeed all rather political on campus – Dr Turner left Curtin to go to Qld because he wasn’t on the unspoken short list to eventually replace the head of the English Dept (Brian someone or other, whose second name escapes me, but he did look very much like Karl Marx and he taught a unit on James Joyce).
Apparently Dr Turner didn’t like being behind the likes of David Buchbinder, Margaret MacIntyre and Dellys Bird in the pecking order.
Never listened to Puzzlering – on my last nite as a student, though, I asked the good Doc what his musical faves were. He said Steve Miller. When I asked him what he thought of Zappa, he looked at me quizically (with those crossed eyes) and asked: “He’s a bit too country and western, isn’t he?”
Well – what does one expect from a man who was seen nodding approvingly while John Fiske wanked on about sandiotics and Cottelsoe beach during a crap communications lecture at WAIT circa April 1984???
Having said that, I have nothing against either person….
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Buswell has gone
the West are first out of the blocks with the story, but don’t seem to know whether he was sacked or whether Barney ‘accepted his resignation”
no other news sites carrying it yet
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Well at least we can thank Adele for something.
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would you like to do the honours, Bento?
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I doubt we’ve seen the last of him.
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are you suggesting he will return?
I am reminded of an entry in the Profanosaurus:
Mr. Bond:
A particularly buoyant turd that returns to the surface of the water even after flushing. ‘Ah, so we meet again Mr. Bond’
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Prophetic?
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Apparently Barnster is going to take over as Treasurer – surely there’s a Sir Maul Potty article in there somewhere?
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Murray did a wonderful column in today’s Worst which seemed to be a long dissertation about exactly why his newspaper completely missed this story and allowed the Times to scoop them
apparently it was something to do with ‘new media values’
was this the excuse he used when he missed the WA Inc story?
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and political junkies are not aware of vexnews.
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You know who run Vexnews don’t you Lisa : that certifiable nutcase Slanderyou.
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Sure do, and it’s a forum for peurile offensive homophobia and misogyny. Every political junkie in Perth reads it avidly.
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since Vexnews quotes Gareth Parker as tweeting:
“Really need to read vexnews more closely”
then I assume you do not consider senior journos at Teh West to be political junkies.
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That’s right I don’t.
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vex news, a rigorous free for all apparently.
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nice to see perth’s second worst journalist Joe Spagnolo had a role to play
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Landeryou reminds me of a 45 yera old balding gent in a polyester shirt at a singles bar dropping one liners in the hope he might pick up. 99 percent of the time he bombs out and goes home alone but occaisionally, just occaisionally he scores. Andrew got a root and he’s gonna tell you all about it!
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Apparently one of the reasons the Worst missed WA Inc was the fact Motsa simply didn’t believe it was happening .. kind of hard to imagine as the stuff Tim Treadgold was writing in the business pages at the time was pretty spot on…..
Still, one question remains: how is it conceivable that a man who, as the energy minister, was willing to scuttle Western Power to help get a steel mill up and running back in the late 1990s (before told to pull his head back in by the ACCC) now be put in charge of the state’s books?
This is serious – anyone remember how mismanaged the finances were when ex-prem Dickie Court was also the budget guy? Indeed, one of the Worst’s final reasonable moments was when Anne Burns was publicly questioning a squirming Court Jnr about his budget blow outs just before the 2001 election.
Anyone who sez the Barnster knows something about bizniz is a poor misguided fool….
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Every report on the event I read describes Buswell as highly intelligent or otherwise very talented. I don’t know the man, but from a distance I have not noticed any particular skills or abilities. Is anyone able to elaborate?
Apropos the Barnster, I have heard nothing but grim mumblings from those who were taught by him at Curtin. Somehow he managed to fly under my radar…
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My public sector friends tell me he is easy to work with, not so much intelligent but more of a people person than most pollies. I recall Bill Clinton being described the same way.
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Buster, not Barnsey, I mean
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I think it’s a bit yes he’s somewhat above average intelligence (if you discount emotional intelligence of course) and capability, and it’s a bit if you look at him relative to rest of the people in the Liberal National caucus, he’s an allround genius. His loss will be quite serious to them which tells you something about the talent pool.
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There’s a dearth of talent in any of the political parties, at both State and Federal levels.
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WA state parliament is below average I reckon. All parties.
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And having Marn Ferson ( teh minister for the Coal industry) announce the delay of an ETS until 2013 is as cynical a political move as I have ever seen.
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That should be Farn Merson.
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clearly Nurry is a man of integrity
he will only cut and paste from authenticated sources and refuses the ‘new media values’ of cutting and pasting from any old shit he reads on the web.
I do like all these folk who are lamenting the loss of a Treasurer they consider brilliant, with no mention of the Mexican standoff he had with Kim Hames over the $200m hole in the health budget
I think Barney was in hiding because he doesn’t want to be the one to announce massive spending cuts and a huge rise in electricity prices. Spotter’s badge for the first person to see an article blaming the electricity hikes on the Varanus explosion and Carpenter. My money would be on Sattler, but he seems to have given up on his WAToady blog.
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Yeah, and the startlingly original 3% productivity cut which those of us who were in teh Public Service in 1983 remember with (not) fondness being about the first thing introduced by the Burkenistas to show that they were more responsible with government funds than the previous mob.
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TLA, any chance of a pic of the rest of the band names on the back of that album? I think I may know a couple
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Added the other pic which you can click for larger. It should be just readable.
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pretty certain that his Mandolin is the same Martin Meader who does choir workshops now
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My favourite part is:
Lead Vocals: Graeme Turner
Acoustic Guitar: Graeme Turner
Harmony Vocals: Graeme Turner
A less wanky way to put that would be:
Guitar & Vocals: Graeme Turner
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Where does Peter Harries Ph.d’s greatest hits fit into all of this ?
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I was once in a band with Peter Harries Jr, he was a really good drummer.
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Peter harries jnr still drummin in port macquarie! Hi poor lisa.
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Ride the beard baby.
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Dr. Turner in correspondence, wishes to make it clear that he did not fashion a peace beard. He says it was a combination of thinner beard areas, and an overzealous graphics guy.
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Overzealous graphics guys were responsible for many of the 80’s problems. But I’m not buying it in this instance.
Where does his beard fit on this continuum?
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I’ll buy it if he has the kahunas to tell us directly. Otherwise, I’m with Bento.
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I conversed by email with him this morning. He’s in US at the moment. He was unwilling to step into the forum, but did assure me it was graphics fault, and that it is a drawing from a photo not a photo. he didn’t deny the communism quote though.
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Freak folk N.F. likes
So want to hear this record
Extradition like?
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Did he offer an explanantion as to why he didn’t want to “step into the forum”.
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Well who would want to step into this cunt bedecked maelstrom without some serious lurking beforehand?
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there is a lot to blame on the graphics guy
overzealous cheekbones
overzealous nose re-shaping
overzealous cyan
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But is it art?
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dunno, I’d have to read the lyrics sleeve to make a judgement on that
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But c’mon – intention vs attention???
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ok then, to understand the
artist’sgraphic designer’s intention you would have to take into account the raw material presented by theartistmuso. If Dr. Graeme gave free reign to thegeniusesgraphic design firm to come up with unique and individual statement, then yes it is art. Otherwise, not.LikeLike
oh, oops
I am no genius in Html
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Still not sure what you’re attempting to not say Mez.
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ok then, to understand the
artist’sgraphic designer’s intention you would have to take into account the raw material presented by theartistmuso. If Dr. Graeme gave free reign to thegeniusesgraphic design firm to come up with unique and individual statement, then yes it is art. Otherwise, not.LikeLike
Still not convinced by your intentionalist argument.
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(a) An artwork may be created with the intention, via various indications – its “frame” etc. – that it is considered a suitable vehicle of aesthetic experience.
(b) Artistic intention is neither necessary nor sufficient (except perhaps in some cases) for such experience.
(c) “Art” itself lies in the capacity for said experience, not the art-object.
(d) Need I go on?
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*wanks*
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Lookin’ for art in all the wrong places…
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Exactly, WA.
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I wonder if he was responsible for these ? And this is just as worst. This, however, is not.
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Those last pictures reminded me of me.
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No reasoning from the good professor on why my ning received a paltry 44 per cent on that final assessable item?
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“Is this your conclusion, or did the bus arrive?”
*Actual tutor comment on my friend’s political theory essay, from Scott ‘Slightly Left of Marx’ McWilliam, Curtin 1995.
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That would be the bus that flattened Roland Barthes or the one that squashed Gaudi?
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Or the conclusion one reaches prior to throwing oneself, Deleuze-like, from a balcony.
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His assertion that Aussie films of the 70’s were too shitty to be useful in a hegemomic discourse was not held to be valid.
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If I had said it as well as that Mr LA he might have given me 50% – unfortunately I had a word count to fill and, as Nuzz has shown time and time again, this can work against message…..
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I have inherited a copy of this record. Does anyone want to but it? It could be framed and become an ironic talking point…
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Having had cause to revisit this tonight in a post Derridarian alto Horkheimer funk. This whole post and thread is pretty fucken funny. Someone was even trying to sell the record!
“His assertion that Aussie films of the 70′s were too shitty to be useful in a hegemomic discourse was not held to be valid.”
Man, this is philosophy.
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Sounds like dialectical materialism in action…
‘hegemonic’ ‘Derridean’ ’70s’ – did this guy teach you nothing?
And the record’s still for sale…
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I’m sure it is.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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Who Indeed?! Bird? Plane? Interloper from England? Such is the wonder of the interweb. As The Lazy Aussie pointed out, there is precious little reference to the man, the legend, and I was simply trying to flog the record. In the course of research, I discovered this amusing blog space in which you good Perthian people celebrate your erstwhile mentor/nemesis/peacenik/folk buffoon (cf. Howard Kirk in The History Man).
PS. The puzzle ring was an iconic accessory of the 70s; it could also represent Turner’s castration anxiety in the face of vagina dentata, but, as they say in Derridean circles, the Signified is, perhaps, overdetermined within a certain economy.
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Vagina dentata – why TL101 is in Bunbury with her Mum
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vagina dentata, probably haven’t heard that since i studied with the peace ringer.
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Yeah, they were big in those days.
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you couldn’t move on a campus like wait without running into one.
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