I don’t run too many non original photos, (particularly when WAching, Outrage and others have sent me thousands) but these from Greg R seen on the website for Bunbury’s Lord Forrest Hotel are intriguing enough. Perhaps the cudchewers of Bunbury have different ideas about romance and relaxation than us city smartarses, but what role are the Bananas in Pyjamas expected to play in this romantic evening? And is parliamentary question time, albeit on a big screen, the bumpkin version of a post coital ciggie? The effect is sinister to the extent that it seems certain he has pages of “All work and no play Mr Speaker, makes Jack a dull boy.” on that laptop. Odd, very odd.
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A banana in pyjamas is clearly a metaphor. They are encouraging safe sex. Nothing sinister about that.
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Theyve got the shows around the wrong way. Nothing gets a couple in the mood like a rowdy episode of question time, and the guy in the 2nd shot is clearly gay, so it’s B1 and B2 all the way for him. Clearly a mix up.
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It looks allot like the same guy in both shots to me. Presumably came out of the closet some time between Bannas in Pyjamas in 3 and Question Time at 10. She obviously wasn’t cool with it.
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That’s not a she.
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Exactly whay I prefer to travel overseas…
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Fackin Tpyo.
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Nothing sinister here – only some rather touching playing out of traditional gender roles: “Honey, you relax while I clean up”. “Sure, it’ll give me a chance to check our share prices”, etc.
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I was heartened by this worst.
It is good to see the bloke reading a newspaper.
Print media is not dying!
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Just well past it’s days of relevance.
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Are you thinking, what I’m thinking B1?
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i think i am b2.
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Cheese and whiskers.
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It looks as though they have updated the furniture at ‘The Pine Warehouse’ but found the tv during a recent verge collection.
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The most depressing thing about highrise in Bunbury is one gets to see more of Bunbury in one glance.
Is that Donna Faragher… in the first photo?
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Whoa, it is her isn’t it? This might be a circle of worsts, because stats everyday show hits from dept of premier and cabinet Bunbury.
Donna are you watching the skies?
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She’s my third cousin … I briefly dropped into her wedding several years ago to pick up my dear grandmother. Apart from being a Lib (DF that is, but Nan too now that I think about it), I didn’t know she was notorious or a worst as such. Do tell….
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She’s not a worst, but more likely a TWOP fan, because as I say, stats come from the Prem and cabinet dept in Bunbury every day. Could be a staffer of course.
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these “stats” things you speak of make me kind of nervous – where do my stats come from now?
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I can’t be bothered searching, but they are likely to tell a lot. That’s the free search. Paid search would be able to tell which nurry you were scratching while browsing.
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left, always left
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I can think of some slightly sinister reasons why a Lib staffer might be trawling TWOP regularly. Imagination is a wonderful thing.
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Raine Square for this…?
Bunbury would surely be better
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That site is an absolute treasure, Onan.
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It would be if it wasn’t spoilt by the Fiona of Toorak troll.
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yes, she does seem to do a lot of laughing out loud
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Can’t stand the whole rich bitch schtick. The comments often revolve more around her than the topic. Many of the smartest and funniest contributers no longer comment because they, like me, became so turned off by it.
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the whole rich bitch schtick?
isn’t that what happens here? lots of bitching about Rich?
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That’s no schtick.
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Agreed. At least Ric speaks his mind. That Fiona imbecile makes reading the blog painful.
Quite a bit of Perth-bashing goes on. Expected really. The moines.
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anyone who says lol is beyond contempt.
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The cow says it at the start of every sentence.
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lol wtf
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yes, i noticed. and left quickly.
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The comments often revolve more around her than the topic.
Many of the smartest and funniest contributers no longer comment because they, like me, became so turned off by it.
Ha ha.
Pot. Kettle. Kettle, this is Pot.
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WTF?
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WTF WTF? Are you dumb? WTF do you think I meant?
But please ignore me. I used a non-approved “ha ha.”
[It would seem “WTF?” is approved.]
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wtf wtf lol haha
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Welcome back Big Ramifications. We’d forgotten all about you, but thanks for reminding us why.
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Ignore him SW.
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oh, ha ha yourself
endless “ha” has got to be second worst attempt at blog expression
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Guys this character, previously known on this blog as Big Ramifications, used to post her often. Then threw a wobbly and took his bat and ball home.
He now returns under a new name but same gravatar. Welcome back Big Ram.
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The newspaper, the laptop AND the TV?! All at once?
Pick a side, we’re at war.
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Properly done, this is an excellent way to transform a few bongs into a recipe for total disaster
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Stay classy, Eva Scolaro:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/7064718/model-appeals-glassing-conviction/
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glass is class rattie.
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Wouldn’t you know it. Another fucking Perth A-lister:
“Scolaro has been a regular on the Perth social scene, and is understood to be friends with Lydia Tsvetnenko, wife of Russian IT millionaire Zhenya Tsvetnenko.
“She attended his recent surprise birthday bash, the Party Like the Gods event, and has been seen attending Perth Fashion Festival events with the pair. ”
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/model-thug-appeals-glassing-jail-sentence-20100414-scv8.html
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Fuck me. How could I have possibly missed these pix of Lydia Tsvetnenko dressed as the ancient Greek goddess ‘Cunthena’.
http://www.watoday.com.au/photogallery/lifestyle/perth-parties-like-the-gods/20100222-oq6j.html
Total clitting worst.
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Confirmation that my chosen place at the arse end of the Z-list is well and truly justified.
How much more horribly worst can you get??
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I’m with you rolly. These people are just complete fucking bogan arsecunts.
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This just got waaaay worst. My ears, my ears.
Fucken skanky criminal chav
http://www.starnow.com.au/EvaScolaro/audio/59720/
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I love this bit:
“Listen to my demos – they’re ‘roughies’ but we can work on it… ”
We? What does she mean ‘we’?
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C’mon guys. She’s sitting in Bandyup right now, terrified, quite rightly. What she did sucks but 18 months is more than dirty old men from the Catholic Church get.
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I’ve been away for an hour or two, and I have no idea who or what you guys are talking about.It’s not about Donna Faragher any more is it?
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“The Sow must die, Mr Speaker” – not a reference to Ms Eva Scolaro – try-hard, part time bkini model and violent psycopath?
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spelling – see me
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No.
It’s about she who has such a glass-cut manner of expression.
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Seconded Shazz, sentencing is for the judge.Just another yoof gone ashtray.
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Very well. But what is it about Perth A-listers? Eva Scolaro, xxxx xxxxxx, Lydia xxxxxxxxx.
Class, all the way.
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No guilt by association with the Tshitvies.
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Shazza hasn’t been glassed recently.
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What she did is out-fucking-rageous. But I would rather see her continue gainful employment, and in the evenings work the soup kitchen, and Saturdays at Good Sammy’s etc. I would much rather she continue paying taxes than now be a drain on the public purse whilst becoming a druggy in Bandyup. (don’t laugh it happens) There are many ways to punish people whilst siumultaneously allowing the community to benefit. Jail in this case does not allow for that.
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That may be true Shazz , but the judge thought otherwise.
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True Bill O.
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maybe the judge heard the music and added six months.
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Gainful employment, she works for a fucking bank!
I reckon she should have been placed in the stocks in Hay Street mall, so that willing volunteers could pelt her ugly dial with dry, floury, bruised Royal Galas.
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I’d gladly pay double to ensure that people in bars won’t be getting glassed by this particular individual while she’s behind them.
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Under current legislation she cannot go into any licensed venues. So that isn’t an issue.
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I would happily stick a plastic vessel in my gob so that I know a glass one won’t be placed forcibly into my eye.
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out she’s not in Bandyup, but free and at large:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/7066995/model-thug-granted-bail/
bet you wish you hadn’t insulted her now
I for one will only be drinking from plastic beakers until she is locked up
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she made bail, the conviction stands until otherwise overturned
Mr Heaney said he regarded the offence as the most serious example of its type, so he started his considerations at the maximum two-year jail term. He reduced the sentence to 18 months after taking into account Scolaro”s remorse, youth, lack of previous convictions and the two-year prohibition order which bans her from licensed premises.
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What is the Bankwest policy on employing violent criminals in their loans unit?
They’ll probably get fewer defaulters.
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Seeing as banks are completely and utterly bereft of morals, the model thug may receive a promotion.
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the russian mafia may view this as an adornment on her curriculum vitae
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if she is still in the employ of BankWest maybe she can use her wages to pay for plastic surgery for the other girl
yeah yeah! I’m calling 6PR…
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Please tell Grandad: What means “Beacy”?
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Beaconsfield Primary School Rolly.
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Fair enough, shaz. I guess my point was that I think the greatest benefit prisoners can bestow upon the community is to not be in it.
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I understand that point of view Snuff. Particularly when it comes to sex offenders. And as a mum of a young woman (whose 18th it is today) I know how I would want the book thrown at model-mug if she did that to my daughter.
But after working with women prisoners for many years I just don’t see the value of prison in many cases. Not when people are more anti social, jaded and dangerous after release.
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I hear ya shaz, but that’s their prerogative. I think the purpose of prison is to keep the people in them away from the people who aren’t, and to act as a deterrent.
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ps. Sorry. Happy birthday.
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Shazz, unless I’m very much mistaken, I’m tagging you as a former Beacy Mum.
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A current Beacy mum SW.
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Please put “Beacy” question Down here.
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Garish tint of pine
Spearheads suburban influx
Coming down in pairs
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Re Scolaro story…
“[Magistrate] Mr Heaney said he regarded the offence as the most serious example of its type, so he started his considerations at the maximum two-year jail term… He
He recognised that Scolaro would find prison “unpleasant and difficult”, but said he had come to the conclusion that the sentence should not be suspended.”
Get outta here! Prison unpleasant and difficult for the poor petal?
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Plasma ✓
Macbook ✓
Lobster ✓
Sparkling white (West Australian, of course) ✓
Olive-coloured feature wall (Kalamata Hell) ✓
Ikea ✓
Smart casual ✓
– Denim ✓
Wifey/De Facto/D. Farragher ✓
Bunbury Mail ✓
Bun in the oven ✓
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not quite ikea. although if you live in bunbury you might think it is.
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Plasma?
Last century’s rear projection.
Olive-colored?
Black olives maybe.
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That’s precisely it – as long as it’s the colour of AN olive (or indeed olive brine), it’s permissible under the 2002-2006 International Design Fetishism Guidelines we seem to still be using over here in Ououp Ououp.
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you live in bunbury don’t you?
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you got me- however did you guess?
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du hast der zeitgeist komplete.
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awr shucks. Actually I lied, I’m a hills lad who knows what he likes but doesn’t like what he sees. Flattered though
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Those photo’s must be from the most expensive room in the hotel, I stayed at the lord forrest about 18 months ago and the room we had was an absolute shit hole.
No flat screen TV or B1 and B2.
The place is falling apart and they certainly aren’t spending any money on it.
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They may have thrown some money at it once Bumpkin Highway was finished. I’m glad of this coment HJ. I have lost track of the rest of the commenting today. You’ve got to keep on top if it.
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Aww, this could be a scene out of any Perth hotel: has just the right measure of ooshta to definitively be of Perth, that anyone outside can instantly recognise: the dated decor attempting to look trendy (trendy, in my definition, is merely being at the head of the line with mainstream tastelessness), the RTA furniture finished in a marvellous beech veneer, the token Mac laptop (hey, I use Mac, so don’t hold it against me!) to lend a misplaced patina of cool. A very Perth tableau. Can’t wait for the tapestry of this!
But you remind me that this at the Lord Bumpkin 80s experience…oops Lord Forrest Hotel in Bunno. I will in turn remind you all that Perth is indeed The Bunbury Of The North, and that it is the font of all good taste (as is Gill Sans Ultra Bold).
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I fear you are right Bag O. A very Perth tableau indeed, god bless her cotton socks.
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Hmm, wondering where to hang The Perth Tableau tapestry…suggestions? Next to the Witches Cauldron Restaurant hoarding (is it still there?) at the West (Worst?) Perth Subway? In that empty space next to the Town Hall, near the public conveniences? Chopstix Restaurant or Inglewood Pizza on the Beaufort Arrondissement?
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