G-Banger saw this lovely sticker on Thomas Street in West Perth. G-Banger wonders if this person shared a house with I shit on Fat Chiks, would they ever have to clean the toilet? Is the person aggressive because they have to drive a fucking Magna? 
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The Worst of Perth 
modern day romancing – i’m so outta the loop…
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74810
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A NSFW warning with that one I think mp.
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If anyone needs a good shit in the mouth, it’s this guy.
But really, why waste it?
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ooooohhh – WAtching – glitter rolling -shinee and pretty – i like it!
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Oh look. Fucklings.
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Doh!
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THis has got to be some cruel joke played on the unsuspecting car owner.
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why? it’s exactly the kind of deeply unpleasant thing many people seem to think it perfectly acceptable to say, or print and put on their cars.
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I dunno about this one vegan. It just seems odd and out of place on this car. There are no other bumper stickers on the vehicle, which is unusal for the neanderthal types who typically display this form of vulgarity.
It’s a P plater. I suspect a practical joke.
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P Platers, like Paul Murray should never delve into comedy.
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Due to the fact that you have pixeled the number plate, she will be very difficult to contact
:(
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Despite the Bundyman experience (and I’m not convinced that Bundyman didn’t show up here) I’m sure the owner will see this. Everyone sees everything.
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In that case;
Hey there Magna driver, do you have a friend and a cup?
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Stop it- right now.
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He regrets nothing.
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Especially men, TLA.
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No Shazza…magnas are the new commodore, particularly the V6. Perhaps Mitsubishi might bring out a new range called ‘The Smegma’
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It’s more the lack of any FIFO, Southern Cross, OBH, B&S, Jack Lives Here stickers. Very rare to see such outre statments made in isolation of proclamations regarding favourite alcoholic drinks, music, car make or sexual positions.
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I think it is a sexual position isn’t it?
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I’m sure you are limited only by your imagination Mr Mez.
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Or by the availability of willing, consenting partners….
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i hear Malaga’s the place to be
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It’s Malagae now, don’t you know.
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sounds fecal in itself
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And the wish to eat shit.
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btw Shaz, I agree. have seen other heinous offerings on cars on the freeway. I’m betting on Curtin Uni design students having a bit of a laff in Parking Bay 9
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I’ve always dreamt of inserting an “I Fuck My Cousin” sticker on every ute at the OBH on a summer Sunday.
Unfortunately, the plan was quashed when I took an online quiz- it turns out that I make a bad Ninja.
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i am a bad ninja Watching – wait til i am back for a holiday and i’ll go with you for the mission..
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You’re on.
And just so everyone can play, we’ll put theworstofperth.com.au on the sticker so they know where to come to complain.
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Hey TLA, maybe it’s time for a TWoP bumper sticker?
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Surely the noughties equivalent of mud-flaps picturing Yosemite Sam brandishing a gun and saying “Back Off!”
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He will shit in your mouth, and he drives like a cunt.
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after Tony Abbott’s comment this week I am waiting for a bumper sticker with Jesus saying “fuck off we’re full”
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Excrutiating, wasn’t it? My favorite bit was where he deflected a question about religion by saying…”Don’t put me on a pedastal.”
“Erm… No -one is putting you on a pedestal Tony.”
Classic situation of a prepared response not quite fitting the situation.
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Buff Jesus. Like an omnipresent bouncer.
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jesus and the boat people
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It’s a work of genius Skinkaroo, genius!
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here’s more:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/41985332@N03/4504116440/
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I loved the bit when he said “let’s not verbal Jesus”.
He sounded like a cop out of “The Life of Brian”.
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All hail our simian couosins. Pants is right. The monkeys are taking over:
http://smellytongues.wordpress.com/2009/11/
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Yes SW, yes they are:
http://bit.ly/cCc5LE
and don’t anyone say we didn’t try to warn youse!
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Ross Sharp and mp. The best of Brissie in the worst of Perth.
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Yeah Snuffy – that Ross Sharp is a winner – i’m gonna track him down – i like his “tude! Brisvegas is suddenly looking a little brighter :)
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A most worthwhile endeavour I’m sure, mp. He’s been a terrific contributor to The Daily Truth, Jack Marx Live, and The Affair over the years, whom coincidentally won Best Feature Article at the Australian Business and Specialist Publication Awards for his investigation of Henry Leighton Jones, the Australian doctor alleged to have transplanted monkey glands into humans.
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hmmm……..
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I do quite like the way Sharp describes Obama as the President of Cool.
But that was probably before the recent embarassing baseball pitch incident.
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This is just like handkerchief code. Black handkerchief w red spots = will draw blood. ‘SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH’ sticker / White Magna = mouth-shitter. Reminds me, I must put that Balinese ‘I FUCK RETARDED, AMPUTEE MIDGETS’ sticker up someplace
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I’m hoping some disturbed caprophile knocks on their door, mouth open, saying “I’m ready!”
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‘disturbed coprophile’
redundant?
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sorry…that’s ‘coprophile’
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“disturbed” and “coprophile” needn’t be seen adjacent in a sentence
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it does, however, lend an added depth to the image.
if you can envisage a non-disturbed coprophile that is.
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OK, glad you folk are on the ball for tautology and pointless repetition
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I will Mitsubishit in your mouth
and Yaris you up the arse
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And Commodore all over your Sigma?
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yeah baby that Getz me going!
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Is this a Prelude to you reverse parking your Probe into my Silvia?
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I would say yes, but you appear to have a Mini. It just won’t do for my P76.
You can fit a whole 44 gallon drum in the back.
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Delightful Hummer
Impels moment of Caprice
Mm, I just wan’t one
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A shit car always makes good TWOP.
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Hey B.T. long time, no hear.
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Too much Farmville.
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Wired.
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But is it Gaint?
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Get Lost Watching
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Hey, but I’m DrPhil.
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aah, i can get lost watching sometimes…
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It’s very good.
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Whats farmville got to do with this?
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