I’ll be in the Great Southern town of Albania, so just a short worstoff.
Anisette wrote in asking if anyone would be interested in seeing her collection of Perth’s ugly car photos. Yes, ‘m sure we would be, but I reckon we’ve had worse here. I’m not sure she’s bettered this one or Bundyman, or even this one. Peruse the “worst car” category Anisete, and you’ll see real ugly.
Someone, possibly skink sent me this building with fixture before, but it needed the extra “vag” seen by Stu to get it up there.
Anyway, think of me in Albania town.
The Worst of Perth 
Gotta love a building with a prow and nautical references although some might say she was just begging for the graf.
LikeLike
How can a British Racing Green Datsun 1600 be worst? Outrageous.
LikeLike
I totally agree Bento, it looks a treat with the gold Minilites, not so sure about the white roof tho.
I wouldn’t call the photo collection worst at all, in fact there is quite a few rarities such as a Chevrolet El Camino, Ford Ranchero, Honda City Turbo, Datsun 2300 and an EH ute with sedan tail lights.
Although the green jacked up Holden wagon definitely qualifies.
LikeLike
I also agree. There are some classics amongst that lot I would be proud to drive. Old is not always bad Anisette.
As you approach middle life you come to embrace that mantra.
LikeLike
Hi folks,
I just to clarify, I am collecting photos of cars that are in some way ugly to me; not all of them are “old” and I don’t claim that they are all the “worst of perth,” although I think one or two of them could certainly contend for that title.
I do realize that what’s ugly to me might not be ugly to someone else; ugliness, just like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. I’ve had many friends tell me that I’m wrong for labeling some of these guys ugly, but I can live with that. I just thought that The Lazy Aussie might find one or two gems within my collection that he might want to throw in the mix here on his hilarious blog, which is why I brought my collection to his attention.
Thanks, Lazy Aussie, for introducing folks to my collection, and to the others who don’t agree with its content, I did not in any way intend to offend, but thank you for taking the time to have a look at my pictures. :)
anisette
LikeLike
You’d be hard pressed to offend I think.
LikeLike
I don’t know. I might give the appearance of having hastily-formed, ill-considered, self-contradictory, yet loudly-voiced and staunchly-defended opinions, but I take my Datsuns very, very seriously indeed.
LikeLike
We’re all just cunts here. It takes a lot to offend us. Such as Paul Murray.
LikeLike
Q. What is a Datsun 200B?
A. A Datsun 180B with twenty more mistakes
LikeLike
hehehehehe – datsuns – hehehehehe
LikeLike
The old VAG, huh? My nickname when i was younger was “Reg” so my younger brother of course takes that as full licence to call me ” vag”.
It’s special isn’t it?
LikeLike
Dog whistle Rock, TLA ? Alsation rampant !
A very Happy Birthday for yesterday, DFOC, and tomorrow, mp.
Avagoodweegend.
LikeLike
thanks snuffy!
LikeLike
Always, but always, a pleasure, mp. Love you long time.
LikeLike
Feel like a celeb a lister. Was recognized by G’day from wa in Albany art gallery.
LikeLike
Noice TLA – does this mean soon you’ll be hiring peeps to run the blog for you as you’ll be way too busy being spectacularly popular and well known?
LikeLike
I’ll always have time for the little people. Those cunts can get nasty.
LikeLike
You betcha. If you had snobbed me off it would be war.
Your grav looks a little like the winner of the art prize by the way.
LikeLike
I should always wear some Lord Gaga type costume. Just in case. Oh, returning to some (albeit faint)，signal. I see yesterdays Albany post didn’t go up.
LikeLike
In Denmark. Denmark denizens not the most attractive creatures. Every second shop a fancy soap seller but no cunt seems to have ever used any.
LikeLike
Cheers Snuffo.
It was a materially-rewarding and spiritually-enriching time.
I received books, cash, cards, a Christmas Island flag, an Afro wig, drinking chocolate, alcohol, a wallet and many happy returns.
Happy Birthday to monkeypants today: I wonder if she will get a flag?
LikeLike
Onya, DFOC. Does Rotto have a flag ?
LikeLike
Yes it does:
http://rottobloggo.blogspot.com/2010/04/flagging-interest.html
LikeLike
Excellent. The Penguin orange is a nice touch.
LikeLike
Rottnest’s 300 citizens should agitate for a separate state, methinks.
LikeLike
Having lived there myself, I can confirm- they are in a state.
Do we really want a state where all the services are provided at the lowest posssible cost by Transfield?
LikeLike
I’m impressed by your having lived on Rotto, WA. Do they secertly speak their own language (some vestigial remnant of Flemish perhaps) behind our backs?
LikeLike
The “Vlaminghs” left far too few traces of themselves, especially in the bottleshop.
Though Willem’s descriptions remain some of the loveliest, Abraham Leeman had a thing or two to say.
Cohen appears to have modern Rotto covered…
LikeLike
All the same, it’s an ideal tax haven.
LikeLike
Should be turned into a reality TV programme. Might even pay for itself.
LikeLike
But what would yo name such a programmme? Trouble in Paradise? (Thanks for the ital advice, btw).
LikeLike
“Here for the Knobbing” is what we used to say.
As for the italics, you need to thank Snuff-I have only just emerged from the desert myself.
LikeLike
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of an acid trip
LikeLike
lol. I’m sipping last night’s red and listening to Ozzy Osbourne’s Blizzard of Oz while I’m typing this. Take that you Rotto separatists!
LikeLike
I shouldn’t be proud of this, but in response to the wholesale deletion of my insightful posts, see here:
“the posts shouldn’t be deleted, because not only does it make some people look very stupid when they reply to these messages, but despite how pessimistic his opinions were, they are still opinions and should remain intact”.
LikeLike
Oh my god. I just bought Blizzard of Ozz on Saturday. Mrs. Ljuke thought he was singing about Daisy Chains, not Crazy Trains.
LikeLike
Now just teach her the words to “Mr Crowley”, Ljuke. Nice one. I raise my glass to ye, etc. Here’s part of my response the above comment on my posts (in some other forum):
“… but if there’s anything you should be listening to, it’s the voice of reason, not the unfalsifiable fapping of a coven of pseudo-Buddhists”.
LikeLike
I raise a glass of swan to you which I’m drinking at busso hotel. Haven’t drunk the shit for years. Taste takes me back to student association kegs.
LikeLike
Yes. Somehow a tin of Emu Bitter made it’s way into my loose six of VB. Fucking awful, I’m on my 3rd tin of VB trying to drown the taste.
LikeLike
Drown a taste with vb? You may not be able to taste
LikeLike
It’s also handy for cleaning drains, and a 120Y can get to Darch and back on 3 cans.
LikeLike
I actually like EB, though I admit it does give one a slight facial tic whilst drinking. Bitter indeed.
LikeLike
If it makes you feel any better, right now I am enduring Bons Voeux de la Brasserie Dupont.
LikeLike
Pseudo – buddhist? I like it as much as i like Neo-Luddite… just wonderful NF1.
LikeLike
Nice one MP. I used to argue with a fellow student who was writing a thesis to the effect that consciousness is the problem. Once I got over my pseudo-Buddhist maundering of the idea that enlightenment is impossible w/out consciousness, I realized he was right. &&& Good blog, Ljuke.
LikeLike
Why thank you! I just finished a first draft for my next entry, now I’m going to go watch this. You may notice “based on the toy line by the same name.”
LikeLike
Much like Phantom Menace, then.
LikeLike
LikeLike
I make it a matter of principle not to see any movie based on a toy or video game. Minor exception is made for films based on comic books.
LikeLike
And this
FYI – the much anticipated review of Attack of the Clones is now on YouTube, too.
LikeLike
Prince David ?
LikeLike
Try again:
Happy Birthday monkeypants. Avagoodun.
(Previous couple of attempts seem to have been binned)
LikeLike
many thanks Rolly!
LikeLike
Thank DFOC – your stash of birthday goodies is inspiring – i am yet to receive a flag but if i am getting one i want this one:
http://bit.ly/b3EwT3
as long as it doesn’t try to speak to me…..
LikeLike
Happy birthdays youse guyses. Turn on 1080 am for an hour or so and you’ll probably hear Birthday by The Beatles at least once. Then pretend that I requested it for you.
LikeLike
Thanks Ljuke – as i c -u-n- t get 1080am / 6IX to play in brisvegas i played it for myself and DFOC on your behalf …
LikeLike
I dare say that Anisette would approve of “Bundyman”- as long as the stickers were on a late model SS Commodore.
LikeLike
What is your reaction to this, Anisette?
Ugly Car?
LikeLike
Is this near the Flying Scotsman in Mt Lawley? Just slightly to the left of this picture, the photographer missed that the same dude had also scrawled “VAG IS GOLD” in giant letters on a wall. Never did get a photo of it, oh well!
LikeLike
the only thing worse than Albany in the rain is Augusta
LikeLike
Augusta in the wind. Mind you I’ve always wanted to live in a town named after a girl,
LikeLike
A town like Alice ronggly?
LikeLike
Bristol?
LikeLike
They’re THROWING themselves into the road gladly! THROWING themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!
Throw yourself into the road, darling!
You haven’t got a chance!
I am in Augusta, and have just enjoyed a round of mini-golf in the rain
top notch family entertainment
LikeLike
I’m on the Yalumba 2L “Trio” tonight: a complex blend of Traminer, Pinot Gris (?), and Riesling. I might as well have got a 4L of Stanley Fruity Lexia.
LikeLike
Jesus – that didn’t go where it was meant to.
LikeLike
try a beer chaser
LikeLike
I’d give my right nut for a decent alcoholic bev right now Mez, but in the absence of actually quaffable booze I will have to settle on the Trio.
LikeLike